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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 1:25pm On Jul 27, 2012
ochi-aha:

Politician: CHESSBOARD

Boy-in-the-hood: kayusfit

Speech Writter: Ochi-aha

Hmm na so we see am. Naija journalists.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by arapoa(m): 1:49pm On Jul 27, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

lmao! grin grin

My list:
Royal - cook (top of the line roaster grin)
Ms Dark - Nunya Rep @ Mind yours Inc.
Mrs Chima - Manbitch Exterminator
Fulaman - Lecturer
MagnumPI - Leader of the Anti-Wasteman Justice League
Arapoa - Comedian
Tellwisdom - Gateboy kiss
190 and Lefulefu - Jobless
Mr.Cork - Area boy cheesy
Jaybee - Shrink
Post Editing Moderator - Paid Instigator.

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ochiaha1(m): 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2012
Okay,

Politician: CHESSBOARD

Boy-in-the-hood: kayusfit

Speech Writter: Ochi-aha

Female Wrestler: Ileke-Idi
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by freecocoa(f): 1:55pm On Jul 27, 2012
arapoa: Freecocoa - ashawo
realbitch - ashawo
ijebabe - house girl
sisi killz - house girl
billionaire - arm robber
mukina2 - kunu seller
lefulefu - area boy
flashaldrin - carpenter apprentice
gbawe - professor
pro01 - teacher
190- clown
mr corrk - giggolo
violent - tout

Oboy na wa grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by FriendMark(m): 1:59pm On Jul 27, 2012
Yeske!:
Beautician : Ileke Idi? Mstcheew,more like an office assistant(cleaner) and works three shifts a day, seven days a week. About to be deported too.
grin grin shocked shocked
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by tellwisdom: 2:12pm On Jul 27, 2012
Mshew chima--Jobless house wife at the same time--Nanny

Iduwou-Obo--Sells paraga at ebute meta

Ijerejbabe--> Jambite

Freecocorn--Hussler

Madskin--> Sells weed in Jamaica

sexykillz--> /cafe attendant

MMM--> Smuggler

Slim yemugu--> Clerk in a poor organization

Seun--> Make money from NL adverts

Mukina--> Sits at home waiting fr who come advertise on NL fr her to get her cut

Ileke-idiamin--> Beer parlor seller

tellwisdom: Attacking striker
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Awalla: 2:23pm On Jul 27, 2012
dayokonu.................... hacker
bluetooth .... yahooo yahoo
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 2:31pm On Jul 27, 2012
Wnt be surprised if idowu is a student(college of education,NCE)
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by onandon: 2:41pm On Jul 27, 2012
ocelot2006: Eko Ile- Active NURTW member and Area boy
Beaf- Militant leader
Namfam- Aboki Meruwa
Kobojunkie- Sahara Reporters
190 and Born2fuck- LAGOS based gigolos
Ajanlekoko- Business Consultant and future Fortune-500 CEO
Oyb- Power Engineer and part-time ACN politician
Mrs Chima- housewife and no-nonsense man-eater

Lol, you must be telepathic. I was just going to post Eko ile's occupation ! Spot on !
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by OAM4J: 2:47pm On Jul 27, 2012
Beaf: Lol! What a hilarious thread!

Ayam late, but hai will leafe mai yown list!

Gbawe: pick pocket
Dayokanu: vulcaniser
OAM4J: NURTW
Sagamite: LASTMA
Tpia: *****
Alj haram: kunu seller
Beaf: Heavyweight Boxing Champ.

lol grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by OAM4J: 2:49pm On Jul 27, 2012
naijababe: naijababe - Paraga seller at Mushin Olosa.

Desola - Chairlady, Igbo wives union, Lagos Chapter.

Idowuogbo - Naijababe's apprentice, learning the intricacies of the paraga selling business.

Dayokanu - Cleaner at Arsenal football club.

OAM4J - Middleman for dodgy land sales at Epetedo, Lagos.

Gbawe - Lawyer (OAM4J is his only client).

Ifyalways - Abula seller at Iwo road, Ibadan.

Debosky - Palmwine tapper (you can't stop him when he's had a few of his merchandise).

Mukinatu - Sisi olobe (for the uninitiated, that means nomadic caterer - sorry, english is not my first language).

Chaircover - Chairlady of Lagos State Sisi Olobe association.

Fstranger - Deadbody washer at Princeton University medical school (don't ask me how i know o)

Sagamite - Apprentice herbalist at Sagamu.

Beaf - GEJ's loudspeaker.

Jmaine - Beaf's apprentice, his amplifiers are yet to be installed.

Ajanlekoko - bookseller at Yaba bus stop.


Who dash paraga seller at Mushin olosa computer and internet access sef? grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 2:59pm On Jul 27, 2012
OAM4J:


Who dash paraga seller at Mushin olosa computer and internet access sef? grin

I have blackberry now grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by luscioustrish(f): 3:15pm On Jul 27, 2012
coolChelseabmw: washes cars during d day/game centre attendant in d evening.
Sexkillz:library attendant/discombobulated dumbass
Kambee:fulltime runs girl
Luscioustrish:stripper
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chelseabmw(m): 3:23pm On Jul 27, 2012
luscioustrish: coolChelseabmw: washes cars during d day/game centre attendant in d evening.
Sexkillz:library attendant/discombobulated dumbass
Kambee:fulltime runs girl
Luscioustrish:stripper

A whole me? A business man who is worth 18million naira? Chaaiiii...I will ban you from this forum for this
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by luscioustrish(f): 3:33pm On Jul 27, 2012
angry@chelseabmw
winkcoefficient:repairs fone @ computer village
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by warya112: 3:48pm On Jul 27, 2012
msdarkskin - prostitute (i have her naked pictures).
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by TalkingBird: 4:24pm On Jul 27, 2012
There should be user named Retardeen
Who should it be?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by tellwisdom: 4:47pm On Jul 27, 2012
warya112: msdarkskin - prostitute (i have her naked pictures).

Really?? Please show me angry angry
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 4:48pm On Jul 27, 2012
Soyedele1: Wnt be surprised if idowu is a student(college of education,NCE)
NC wetin? Na Lome d college dey?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Heymus(m): 5:16pm On Jul 27, 2012
MagnumPI:

I heard he is in prison, got caught behind the stairwell with a 17year old student(most likely-Ileke).
grin
MagnumPI:

I heard he is in prison, got caught behind the stairwell with a 17year old student(most likely-Ileke).
u no go kill person wit laughter o.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ocelot2006(m): 6:11pm On Jul 27, 2012
I forgot to add:
Shymmex: Tesco/Asda Shop Attendant.
Rokaitu: House wife and part-time Relationship/family psychologist
Sagamite: Tesco shop manager
Seun: Cyber-cafe owner
Point-B and co: Ex-Biafran rebels and POWs (abeg the war is over)
Ileke Ike: Ekiti Cholera Joint owner
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 6:59pm On Jul 27, 2012
Oya,talk true..reveal ursef n c if i got it rite
Idowuogbo:
NC wetin? Na Lome d college dey?
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by mmalove(f): 7:13pm On Jul 27, 2012
;Dlol hv been laughing. This forum is very educative cos i ve been searching for the occupation i will divert to. @ mrs chima if what they re saying is true, i need to know how much ur allowances are every month
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jul 27, 2012
Soyedele1: Wnt be surprised if idowu is a student(college of education,NCE)


grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Jambsupport(f): 7:22pm On Jul 27, 2012
chucky234: Jambsupport = Jamb runs at Agboju second. School

tnks swiri but u ve nt returnd my last mnth salary u borrowed grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:58pm On Jul 27, 2012
tellwisdom: Mshew chima--Jobless house wife at the same time--Nanny

Iduwou-Obo--Sells paraga at ebute meta

Ijerejbabe--> Jambite

Freecocorn--Hussler

Madskin--> Sells weed in Jamaica

sexykillz--> /cafe attendant

MMM--> Smuggler

Slim yemugu--> Clerk in a poor organization

Seun--> Make money from NL adverts

Mukina--> Sits at home waiting fr who come advertise on NL fr her to get her cut

Ileke-idiamin--> Beer parlor seller

tellwisdom: Attacking striker

Lol at sell weed....
And u're my biggest client tongue

Btw I lace'em. Lmao.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Idowuogbo(f): 8:22pm On Jul 27, 2012
Jarus:


grin
angry
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by iamdsam: 8:55pm On Jul 27, 2012
Why ona nor add Boko Haram members
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by iamdsam: 8:57pm On Jul 27, 2012
Why ona nor add Boko Haram
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by tellwisdom: 11:46pm On Jul 27, 2012
MsDarkSkin:

Lol at sell weed....
And u're my biggest client tongue

Btw I lace'em. Lmao.

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by chucky234(m): 12:27am On Jul 28, 2012
Jambsupport:

tnks swiri but u ve nt returnd my last mnth salary u borrowed grin
Guy forget that salary ooo, what of those jambites that scored 002 after paying you 20k each for 240 in the last JAMB.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by kama1210: 9:55am On Jul 28, 2012
It is my privilege to bring to the Alter, Pastor Kama12:10 (So prophetically Upsurged and mercurielly Motivational).

Am a Pastor and Author(Positioned for Blessing, where are the prophets, Sin and the cross etc)

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