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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 26, 2012
Beautician? wink

Error: Beautiful.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:41pm On Jul 26, 2012
Yeske!:
Beautician : Ileke Idi? Mstcheew,more like an office assistant(cleaner) and works three shifts a day, seven days a week. About to be deported too.
shocked shocked shocked
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by manny4life(m): 7:41pm On Jul 26, 2012
LOL... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Funkymallam(m): 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2012
CHESSBOARD: Mention those Nairalander you dont know in real life and Guess, based on NL conversation what you think they do in real life, for me this is what I think these people do for real, If you moniker is mentioned, you can proved us wrong by mentioning your real profession


Politicians: Beaf, Gbawe, Genbuhari, Dede, Billyonaire, ( mind u some may be just politicians crusaders grin )

Bankers: Afam4eva egift, lagcity, bayoooo,

Journalist: Rossike

Geography Teacher: Musiwa

Information system: dayokanu, bittyend, alh Haram, jason123

Car Merchant: inspired_m

Nanny: Mrs Chima lipsrsealed

Beauticians: Ileke-Idi ( another Patricia Eteh grin)

Models: msdarkskin , freecocoa ( esp 4 black soap )

Herdsmen: lacasa, funkymallam, nagoma

Students: Ogugua88, yieldf, tpia

Work in the TUBE: Shymmex, desola, Rhino.5dm,

Street Hustlers: Kobojunkie, ifihearam, demdem

gigolos: 190, Mr cork, fstranger

Web Gurus: Seun, Mukina, sexkill, OAM4J ( not Hackers) smiley

Herbalist: Okija_juju

Telecom Engineer: CHESSBOARD cool

Now add yours , who is who for real in NL.













undecided undecided undecided Kai! I no welll @ all grin grin angry angry
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:42pm On Jul 26, 2012
Psychiatrist(Treats the cretins and products of failed educational system)=Sagamite Pastor=frosbel afam4eva=Banker,beaf nd gbawe=politicians,petroleum engineer=Billyonaire,bin gbagbo=yahoo yahoo,odunnu=web/half-politician,musiwa=meterologist/comedian.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by collins123(m): 7:48pm On Jul 26, 2012
kasiem: mortuary attendant: dayokanu

Holy Ghost! shocked
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by mamagee3(f): 7:50pm On Jul 26, 2012
[size=18pt]Mama-gee:Entrepreneur/business woman. cool[/size]
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by dani1luv: 7:51pm On Jul 26, 2012
Mukina2 = alhaja grin

Maleeq = Programmer

Freecocoa = gambler

Bylionnaire = Yabaleft Mortuary Attendant grin

Afam4eva = aproko tongue

Jarus= Alhaji grin

Bin gbagbo = Aro patient grin

Seun = Photographer & Evangelist grin tongue

Sexkillz = borehole digger grin

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Jul 26, 2012
Beaf - militant

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:52pm On Jul 26, 2012
Na wa o! This is damn funny! "Laffing and falls inside gutter"
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by faoni572(m): 7:52pm On Jul 26, 2012
very funny thread
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by collins123(m): 7:54pm On Jul 26, 2012
[size=18pt]#falls.off.iroko.tree# shocked shocked shocked shocked[/size]
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Ejine(m): 7:55pm On Jul 26, 2012
Vulcanizer - MOBO444
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by MacLovington(m): 7:55pm On Jul 26, 2012
Musiwa: satellite map secessionist and future President Satellite Republic of Benin with Federal capital in Ikorodu.

Chaircover: Deaconess and psychotherapist (talking therapist).

Ileke: student

Odunnu: insurance employee
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Kolade9(m): 7:55pm On Jul 26, 2012
Kolade9: MD oil company wink
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:56pm On Jul 26, 2012
Jarus - Bus conductor
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by hardbody: 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2012
Hardbody. Palm wine Tapper
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ifihearam: 7:57pm On Jul 26, 2012
CHESSBOARD: Mention those Nairalander you dont know in real life and Guess, based on NL conversation what you think they do in real life, for me this is what I think these people do for real, If you moniker is mentioned, you can proved us wrong by mentioning your real profession


Politicians: Beaf, Gbawe, Genbuhari, Dede, Billyonaire, ( mind u some may be just politicians crusaders grin )

Bankers: Afam4eva egift, lagcity, bayoooo,

Journalist: Rossike

Geography Teacher: Musiwa

Information system: dayokanu, bittyend, alh Haram, jason123

Car Merchant: inspired_m

Nanny: Mrs Chima lipsrsealed

Beauticians: Ileke-Idi ( another Patricia Eteh grin)

Models: msdarkskin , freecocoa ( esp 4 black soap )

Herdsmen: lacasa, funkymallam, nagoma

Students: Ogugua88, yieldf, tpia

Work in the TUBE: Shymmex, desola, Rhino.5dm,

Street Hustlers: Kobojunkie, ifihearam, demdem

gigolos: 190, Mr cork, fstranger

Web Gurus: Seun, Mukina, sexkill, OAM4J ( not Hackers) smiley

Herbalist: Okija_juju

Telecom Engineer: CHESSBOARD cool

Now add yours , who is who for real in NL.











Searching for mine
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by collins123(m): 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2012
ifhearam - BOKO HARAM
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 7:59pm On Jul 26, 2012
Oa4mj - Janitor
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by ODB1: 8:00pm On Jul 26, 2012
sexkillz:
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by hardbody: 8:00pm On Jul 26, 2012
Hbabe Nursery school teacher in a private school at ogun state

Berem. Looks after d elderly in a home
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Sunofgod(m): 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2012
Bluetooth - Professional Houseboy (to an 'Igbo' family)

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2012
Seun - factory worker.
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by MagnumPI: 8:02pm On Jul 26, 2012
~Bluetooth:

Oa4mj - Janitor

I heard he is in prison, got caught behind the stairwell with a 17year old student(most likely-Ileke).
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by hardbody: 8:03pm On Jul 26, 2012
Alh harem. Almajiri / cattle rearer

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Ejine(m): 8:04pm On Jul 26, 2012
Gbawe - Accountant
Shymmex - London Pick-pocket (awaiting deportation)
Musiwa - Astronaut
Eko-Ile - NURTW thug
FStranger - Jobless (although he has a dual identity as a night burglar who raids beauty shops to steal women's panties)
Funkymalla - Herdsman
Namfav - Boko Haram
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Ejine(m): 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2012
OAM4J - Just a Yahoo boy who still neva hit, even after 8 years. Reports say he's currently contemplating switching to Yahoo Plus.

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 8:05pm On Jul 26, 2012
MagnumPI:

I heard he is in prison, got caught behind the stairwell with a 17year old student.

Fortunately,he has been released and he's a happily-employed janitor. grin
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Thespecialone(m): 8:06pm On Jul 26, 2012
Most of them of them are jobless. Someone that is busy with his/her job will not have an awful amount of time to comment on almost every thread.

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Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by Nobody: 8:07pm On Jul 26, 2012
Dede1 - Native doctor
Re: Nairalanders' Real Professions: Guess What They Are? by r231(m): 8:08pm On Jul 26, 2012
O.D.B.:
sexkillz:

Don't start undecided

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