Ejiné: Gbawe - Accountant
Shymmex - London Pick-pocket (awaiting deportation)
Musiwa - Astronaut
Eko-Ile - NURTW thug
FStranger - Jobless (although he has a sual identity as a night burglar who raids beauty shops to steal women's panties)
Funkymalla - Herdsman
Namfav - Boko Haram

For shymex, I have called immigration.

.. Men this should taKe award for the funniest thread of the year..

Collins123.__eleran(meat seller)
Idowu___bar attendant
Shymmex____freshen up master for uk toilet clubs
Gbawe....mortuary attendant
Bluetooth....bouncer
Ileke I'd...stripper

Mukina2= firewood seller

Idowuogbo.... Runs beer parlour @ mushin
Mrs. Chima...nanny
so on point...lmbao!

Nah mukina2 is a hair-dresser.

Interesting

Afam4eva,freecocoa,odunnu,190,berem,...r all unemployed cos dey r d most frequent pple on nairaland.
@Seun,find wrk 4 dese pple.
@Hemanwel,na pastor him b... Alwaiz sayin d truth.

Wow, heaven will not collapse. Impossible! Instead of guessing, since we have prophets in the house, lets engage them in three days dry fasting to reveal individual's profession. If you ask them to be answering the question by themselves, a mechanic will answer an accountant, a vulcanizer will answer banker, office attendant will answer secretary. So all prophets should show face. Where is Jogbaje? I guess he is a painter. Lets engage him. But the spirit of God is telling me now that there are nairalanders abroad working in morgue: oh, thank you my Lord...the spirit is in control

Sun of god: Bluetooth - Professional Houseboy (to an 'Igbo' family)

I see

Ifheararm - Shoe-maker

kayemjay- porn writer

Afam4eva - photographer

~Bluetooth:

Nah mukina2 is a hair-dresser.

Which hairdresser? Mukina cannot do hair to save a life. I said mukina is a firewood seller. I always go to her to buy firewood at a reasonable price.

MagnumPI:

Which hairdresser? Mukina cannot do hair to save a life. I said mukina is a firewood seller. I always go to her to buy firewood at a reasonable price.

QED. . .i agree with you.

Dayokanu - Ibadan almajiri

idowuogbo- public school yoruba teacher

Chuks49 - Dish washer

Freecocoa - Sisi Alagbo

pastorpussy: idowuogbo- public school yoruba teacher

Idowuogbo-omo oni paraga

Odunnu >> Lawma
Seun >> Dry cleaner

All of the above : Nairaland efulefu's.

See what the high rate of unemployment in Nigeria has caused

Is NBA popular in Nigeria? or how do Africans especially Nigerians react to Basketball games or tournaments!!!!!!!

For the first time I see a thread that made me proud to be a nairalander.

r231 = robot

Dayokanu_ baban bola

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Unemployment is a curse

But seriously, why do you mo'r'ons do this nonsense ?

Gbawe = Lawyer

I can bet my head!

bennyraz: Chimezie- sparepart dealer

mynd- Bookshop owner

idowuogbo- runs a beer parlour

slimyem-jelosimi teacher

sexskillz- cybercafe attendant

born2fuck- brothel manager

ijebabe- escort

190- hmmm

cindyrella- sales girl

freecocoa- beautician


rockstation- event manager


Mbj- editor/writer


booty4me- wanabe mojorist


Jaybee- banker


goldieluks- beautician

Bennyraz.- feelamong

Nairalanders : Zombies.

suffering and smiling.

O.D.B.:
r231 = robot

LMAO!!!