[size=18pt]Marriage Contract[/size]

Terms and Conditions

Husband Must
1. Share equal loads of house work that involved mopping, laundry, washing dishes etc

2. Earn enough money for wife to shop 3 times a week on a busy week, 5 times a week on a non-busy week

3. Not exhibit any sexist behavior.

4. Share equal loads of baby caring that involves diaper changing, bathing baby, and legally putting baby to sleep.

5. Not treat wife as personal slave i.e “where is my food?’

6. Understand that he’s his wife’s sex-slave. She must get it anytime she wants, anywhere she wants.

7. Understand that #6 on the list is not reciprocal.

8. Not exhibit typical Nigerian man bushman mentality i.e Wearing green tie over purple suit.

9. Understand that as much as his wife loves her in-laws, they’re only allowed 1-day minimum 3-days maximum stay.

10. Not move family within 200 miles proximity of both side (wife and husband) of the family

11. Not gain over 20 pounds from his current weight before his 55th birthday

12. Understand that potbelly is a taboo in our household. Wife does want neighbors asking her for her husband’s dude date.

13. Ensure that both him and his wife spend and save wisely. Gucci and Dior are wise investments.

14. Give wife beautiful daughters and Handsome sons. Ugliness is a taboo (But you know that, what’s why I married you. None of your ugly family’s recessive gene must rear its horn).

15. Exhibit good hygiene i.e AT LEAST bath 2 times a day.

16. Repress emotional outburst or aggression while wife tries to explain why $1000 was spent in 5 days.

17. Understand that 75% of what he owns is now hers.



Wife Must
1. Make sure husband adheres to the terms and conditions.


While understand that one or two of the terms and conditions may be impossible to meet (#14), husband should try to do the best he can for harmony in this marriage.


Signatures: Husband ________________________________ Wife _____________________________________

Witness ________________________________

I swear you are crazy, confirmed

lol

nobi small thin i dey read here Op u funny oo

I can see u are truly ready to marry

Hahahaha!! I like it!!

hehehehe...you go tay for marriage market

OP, the woman that initiated this draft would get married rather easily in my opinion.

sexkillz: Jokes section please. . . Thank you!

Don't we need some humour here ni?

lol. Woman, you are on a long thing.

E CLEAR SAY YOU DON READY OLD FOR YOUR PAPA HOUSE

Get married to yourself then.

Ileke-idi has gone mad again.
Someone should hold her fast and remove some of the beads from her waist and give her to chew.
Baba said that's the only cure for her insanity before she enters the market square.

;DI understand the terms and conditions... I want to sign the hard copy.

na people like you guys dey marry because of green card

when you are approaching 30yrs and have not seen your mr right, you will change that list of yours.

i laugh in hindi

death warrant than a marital agreement contract.

;DHer body na gold? Make she wait, she go get barld head before she marry.

THIS WOMAN GO OLD NO MAN GO EVEN GO NEAR THAT KIN WOMAN,SEE WE NO BE ONYIBO FAAR,WE ARE AFRICANS AND WE MUST BE AFRICANS,WHY I GO DEY MOOP WEN MY WIFE DEY DEY LOOK ME,THAT WOMAN DEM NEVER BORN AM O

I can see this was meant for us to laugh stress away this weekend. I know as far as Ileke-Idi is a Nigerian lady and a Yoruba, she knows all the above-mentioned criteria are not possible. My parents have been married peacefully for 3 decades and I can still hear my pappy echo rather rightfully every night, "where's my food?"

Poster u go tay for ur papa house o. But I guess as long u meet him before u hit menapuase its ok. We wish u luck

Nice joke, wrong section.

Ileke, thanx for the sermon.
when you finally wake up from this your dream/fools paradise, lemme know cos our watchman will make a good husby to you with this your alienatic rule you made up there..in the case you dont like him, head up to any planet apart from earth, they are zillions of desperate male aliens ready to marry u

You wretched gamophobe!

Tell dem jor.no b only men get conditions...lol

Sorry gal its still ur sunrise. Do well to let us see d new draft when its about sunset in many yrs time. . . Wld like to consider it then.
Yeye dey smell!