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I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 7:27pm On Jul 28, 2012
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Re: I'm Getting Married! by Dygeasy(m): 7:36pm On Jul 28, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin
gimme ur email
Re: I'm Getting Married! by shadrach77: 7:50pm On Jul 28, 2012
congrats smiley wink
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Odunnu: 8:16pm On Jul 28, 2012
Congrats gurl. Wishing you a happy union.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by NEWBIN: 9:41pm On Jul 28, 2012
god forbid!!! angry
Re: I'm Getting Married! by engrtee(f): 12:09am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin


congrats
DOES IT MEAN U WIL NO LONGER POST IN THE ROMANCE SECTION BUT FAMILY SECTION.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by ekeroyal(m): 12:53am On Jul 29, 2012
Ok, that's fine. All the best, I wish I could make it.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by toygod2: 1:50am On Jul 29, 2012
I love this joke............abi na real cheesy
Re: I'm Getting Married! by bunmioguns(m): 7:21am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin
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JOKE GRADING: B2
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REMARK: You are good joker. .. Kip it up
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RECOMMENDATION: Jst two consecutive nights with Vicky 8-) 8-)
Re: I'm Getting Married! by EFULEFU1(m): 7:55am On Jul 29, 2012
i am yappy for you shister cool
Re: I'm Getting Married! by bright007(f): 8:26am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin
Thank God for u...Finally u and dat aboki dat pushes ofio $ sugarcane in his rusty wheelbarrow are getting married.
Dat guy must be lucky...he doesn't need å pillow in ur matrimonal bed cos ur boobsqeegenic boooobs will take care of dat.best WINCHEs for u guys.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by jackpot(f): 9:05am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin
boobsqee dear, i knew you to be very smart. You tricked him into marriage with preg-nancy, right? cheesy

Now, confess tongue
grin
Re: I'm Getting Married! by pendusky(m): 9:44am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin

Moderator, front page pls! This is a very nice joke!
Re: I'm Getting Married! by pendusky(m): 9:49am On Jul 29, 2012
Dygeasy: gimme ur email
grin grin grin u wont kill me wit lafffffffff!
Re: I'm Getting Married! by lilkech(m): 10:01am On Jul 29, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin

Eiiiyyyahh !

Remember not to make the mistake of posting directions to the reception here oh, do you wanna know why?

1. Food nor go reach again
2. Drinks nor go reach again
3. Chair go finish (una go spread wrapper for ground)
4. Many pipo won't come to 'spray you money' , they will come to 'pick it for you'
5. Your ex bf's and jealous admirers will stand up when the pastor asks " if anybody is against this union ... Blah-blah-blah"
6. Dance dance dance time go be "azonto time"
7. Bin gbagbo will snatch the mic from your MC
8. Dani will fight to sit beside your father at the high table

There are many more disadvantages, but manage these few for now.

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Re: I'm Getting Married! by Dygeasy(m): 10:31am On Jul 29, 2012
pendusky: grin grin grin u wont kill me wit lafffffffff!
me too smile on top am
Re: I'm Getting Married! by greedie1(f): 10:46am On Jul 29, 2012
Y is dis in d jokes section? Well congrats dear
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 11:07am On Jul 29, 2012
Congrats my dear.... I have equally fixed my wedding date on nov 24, u all are invited just make sure u come wit the groom, lol...
Re: I'm Getting Married! by slimchi2k2(m): 11:33am On Jul 29, 2012
@boogee

Congrats.happy union
wish god blessing to u
i wish to be there,but nt arround
but boogee why in joke section
pls dnt be offence, i just ask
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Murphy7h4: 1:55pm On Jul 29, 2012
Thanks for sharing.
Re: I'm Getting Married! by ODB1: 5:51pm On Jul 29, 2012
goodluck in getting fat real fast
Re: I'm Getting Married! by sutoboy(m): 6:51pm On Jul 29, 2012
slimchi2k2: @boogee

Congrats.happy union
wish god blessing to u
i wish to be there,but nt arround
but boogee why in joke section
pls dnt be offence, i just ask

You should she loves dis section most!

Hmm dear Booqee am very jealous oh!
Re: I'm Getting Married! by joerux60: 7:32pm On Jul 29, 2012
Ever wonder why God gives us two?
A right hand to show the left what to do.
One ear to listen and one to hear
the problems of others,
their laughter and fears.
One eye to watch and one to behold
the beautiful treasures
that life has to hold.
One foot to travel and one to stand tall.
Two feet to land on if we should fall.
One man to stand by a woman's side;
One woman to cherish being his bride.
The love between partners
comes shining through
and that is the reason
God has made two.

May God Bless You
On Your Wedding Day
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:42am On Jul 30, 2012
booqee: Yeah its true i'm getting married august25! I tot to myself dat there are some nice peeps i'd like to share my joy with on NL. So.......
.....won't you wish me well?! ;-)wink

If u want an invitation, that is if you'll like to attend reply me via my email for more details: buoqui4real@yahoo.com.
And u must come with gifts oh.....! grin


wow!!! am really happy for you

wishing u a lovely, peaceful and blessed married life
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:43am On Jul 30, 2012
~vicky~:



wow!!! am really happy for you

wishing u a lovely, peaceful and blessed married life
go marry jare
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:46am On Jul 30, 2012
bennyraz: go marry jare


lol.....sooner than u think... wink
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 9:59am On Jul 30, 2012
In ur dreams.. Lol
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 10:19am On Jul 30, 2012
^^^

u no serious...
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 1:48pm On Jul 30, 2012
~vicky~:
^^^

u no serious...
no worry naah! I go soon dethrone dat bobo.. As bouqee wan marry na no hope for common man again cheesy
Re: I'm Getting Married! by dani1luv: 1:54pm On Jul 30, 2012
hOEloshi angry angry angry angry
Re: I'm Getting Married! by Nobody: 2:21pm On Jul 30, 2012
dani1luv: hOEloshi angry angry angry angry


who re u referring to?
Re: I'm Getting Married! by dani1luv: 2:45pm On Jul 30, 2012
~vicky~:



who re u referring to?

the bride grin grin grin

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