ok. Tell him this is our new CAMP

it's getting dark, lemme bring the LAMP

I agree with you coz this place is already looking like SWAMP.

Move away! Move away ! You'll drown young CHAP

Not if I have a MAP
And my mind is SHARP.

If your mind is that sharp maybe you can play the harp.

ryt now, wudnt it b nice if I cud b drinking HARP,
And am on a lady's LAP.

Make sure you don't give her a$$ a tap.

And if I did, wud I deserve a SLAP?

She won't if she's adventurous.

And me wud like it if she was humorous

Just like those guys that featured in the movie "Fast and Furious?"

But I hope mingling wt her won't b dat dangerous.

It's more likely to be scandalous.

Are you saying that she may be carnivorous?

Who are u guys talking about? Prisca or PRECIOUS?

You even have two girls in mind. Are you that ambitious?

Don't mind him my dear, he must be Notorious.

No, it's not like that now. I'm just trying to pick the one who is more gorgeous.

I am more interested in what's on the inside.

In that case get ursef prepared n let's go for a ride.

Lemme think about it a bit before I decide.

There's no need to make up your mind. Just let some things glide

I may have one or two tinz to say but wud you mind if it is in you I confide?

And its like you all tired so maybe we shud all just take a break.

Who is celebrating coz I seem to notice a cake.

And yes I hear some music but must I necessarily shake?

Wow.
Here is gonna be great
Ya'll will allow me to demonstrate
How much word i can create
To end with the same you all have on ur slate

Gud morning everybody. Is there a debate?

No but we might be experiencing a stalemate.

WAIT!

Before u think of going to that party, make sure u take ur BATH.

@harlos: u said something that reminded of my ex-gf, KATE

who lives in an ESTATE

in Lagos STATE

always asking me to drop her right in front of her GATE

anytime we are back from a DATE.

One day i asked myself, what will be my FATE

if i lose my dicey bank job and can't fend for myself anymore? Not to talk about our wedding plans which will have to be put on hold. She might be comparing herself with her MATES

who are all married. The last time she visited a friend, she met her little son, DRAKE

just 5, and he has already started using a RAKE.

Hmm.....now I think ya all need to slow down a bit.

yeah yeah. This game is for those who are fit

so b4 u have a seat,

ask urself if u are strong enough for this feat

else u are gonna get hit

if u wait for so long to display ur wit

i will be back, lemme find sumfin to eat.