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The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 7:08pm On Aug 04, 2012
Have u ever noticed dt deleting 1 word after d other sentence can lead to a story?. . For example
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Oh Booqee plz dont touch me at all!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch me at!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch me!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch!!
Oh Booqee plz dont!!
Oh Booqee plz!!
Oh Booqee!!
Ohhhhh!!!
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 7:15pm On Aug 04, 2012
Dani and Kinkie discusssing
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Dani: Nice dress!
Kinkie: thanks
Dani: Nice Earing!
Kinkie: thanks
Dani: Nice shoes!
Kinkie: Thanks
Dani: Nice Lipsticks!
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Kinkie: (Irritated). . . Thanks brother!!!

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Dani: But still, you look damm ugly. . !!!
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Kinkie: (menstruated)
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by Nobody: 7:20pm On Aug 04, 2012
choi! Lwkm! cheesy

But seriously, whose boobs do you prefer sucking? Kinkie's or Booqee's? undecided grin
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 7:27pm On Aug 04, 2012
fluid26: choi! Lwkm! cheesy

But seriously, whose boobs do you prefer sucking? Kinkie's or Booqee's? undecided grin
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grin grin grin. . . Dt kinkie own go make sense dye, u knw see say her boobs still dey upright unlike undecided
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by Nobody: 7:33pm On Aug 04, 2012
bunmioguns: .
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grin grin grin. . . Dt kinkie own go make sense dye, u knw see say her boobs still dey upright unlike undecided

chei! Only u na badtt gang! grin grin grin

Anoda question, which one of dem go sabi suck pendulum wella?
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 7:44pm On Aug 04, 2012
fluid26:

chei! Only u na badtt gang! grin grin grin

Anoda question, which one of dem go sabi suck pendulum wella?
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Wait, make i go ask google first
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by ITbomb(m): 8:15pm On Aug 04, 2012
Jus when i thought i'd finished classifying all d
madness on NL,u suddenly pop up!
No offence bro..but things like this jus dnt worth opening a thread for.
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 8:46pm On Aug 04, 2012
ITbomb: Jus when i thought i'd finished classifying all d
madness on NL,u suddenly pop up!
No offence bro..but things like this jus dnt worth opening a thread for.

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Re: The Beauty Of English Language by ITbomb(m): 8:55pm On Aug 04, 2012
bunmioguns:

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OODDEEHH!!!
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 9:44pm On Aug 04, 2012
tongue
ITbomb:
OODDEEHH!!!
very big odehhh!ekpa sef join
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 2:09am On Aug 05, 2012
ITbomb:
OODDEEHH!!!
pearl~hapi:
:Pvery big odehhh!ekpa sef join
ITbomb:
OODDEEHH!!!
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Bush Pigs sad
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by toygod2: 5:39am On Aug 05, 2012
*faninng himself* abeg dis one no folo
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 7:16am On Aug 05, 2012
bunmioguns:
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I blame the guard that let you escape from the zoo!BIGFOOL happy sunday
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 11:55am On Aug 05, 2012
pearl~hapi:
I blame the guard that let you escape from the zoo!BIGFOOL happy sunday
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DICKHEAD wish u d same
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 12:41pm On Aug 05, 2012
bunmioguns:
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DICKHEAD wish u d same
OGODE hope you went to church
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 2:41pm On Aug 05, 2012
pearl~hapi:
OGODE hope you went to church
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I wonder d planet u came frm and d reason u keep stalking me. . . .anyway,, i went to. .hw abt u
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 4:50pm On Aug 05, 2012
bunmioguns:
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I wonder d planet u came frm and d reason u keep stalking me. . . .anyway,, i went to. .hw abt u
chipmunk.when miscrants bring out themselves this is always what the situation is like!oya you may nau stop talkin,you have showed yourself enof on this thread!nd yes I went to
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 5:18pm On Aug 05, 2012
pearl~hapi:
chipmunk.when miscrants bring out themselves this is always what the situation is like!oya you may nau stop talkin,you have showed yourself enof on this thread!nd yes I went to
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Re: The Beauty Of English Language by mcnepow(m): 6:04pm On Aug 05, 2012
Bunmi, I dey hail ooo wink
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 6:18pm On Aug 05, 2012
bunmioguns:
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lmao.oya e don do!you have won
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by ayobase(m): 2:02am On Aug 06, 2012
Whats happening here?
Joke or proposal?
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 3:19am On Aug 06, 2012
mcnepow: Bunmi, I dey hail ooo wink
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Mcnepow. .my very gewd frd . I don miss u like anything.. . . *dancing azonto*. . . . .
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Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 3:23am On Aug 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
lmao.oya e don do!you have won
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.*begging her* baby am sorry, i dont mean to hurt you. . Do u knw sth. . .you are. . . . . . que tea, luv lee, grey ate, sick sea, on nest, @ trackthief, soup pub. . . Infact i can commit Abortion because of you. .
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 3:24am On Aug 06, 2012
ayobase: Whats happening here?
Joke or proposal?
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undecided
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 6:55am On Aug 06, 2012
bunmioguns:
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.*begging her* baby am sorry, i dont mean to hurt you. . Do u knw sth. . .you are. . . . . . que tea, luv lee, grey ate, sick sea, on nest, @ trackthief, soup pub. . . Infact i can commit Abortion because of you. .
my tooth brush itz ok||you are forgiven
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 7:00am On Aug 06, 2012
pearl~hapi:
my tooth brush itz ok||you are forgiven
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What!!! Me ur toothbrush!!! Women will nvr change, dem no dey realise when sombody love dem wella
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 8:06am On Aug 06, 2012
bunmioguns:
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What!!! Me ur toothbrush!!! Women will nvr change, dem no dey realise when sombody love dem wella
lmao
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bingbagbo(m): 8:29am On Aug 06, 2012
JOKE GRADING: A

REMARKS: A TRUE PROJANITE


REWARD: FREE DRUGS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL grin
JOKE GRAD

REMARKS: A TRUE PROJANITE


REWARD: FREE DRUGS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by Nobody: 9:36am On Aug 06, 2012
psycho! Lol! cheesy
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by Nobody: 9:41am On Aug 06, 2012
bunmioguns: Have u ever noticed dt deleting 1 word after d other sentence can lead to a story?. . For example
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Oh Booqee plz dont touch me at all!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch me at!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch me!
Oh Booqee plz dont touch!!
Oh Booqee plz dont!!
Oh Booqee plz!!
Oh Booqee!!
Ohhhhh!!!

BUNMI WALAHI YOU ARE THE BEST

MAKE HATERS GO HUG POLE cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by pearlhapi(f): 9:55am On Aug 06, 2012
~vicky~:


BUNMI WALAHI YOU ARE THE BEST

MAKE HATERS GO HUG POLE cheesy cheesy cheesy
and why are you famzing him?
Re: The Beauty Of English Language by bunmioguns(m): 1:34pm On Aug 06, 2012
~vicky~:


BUNMI WALAHI YOU ARE THE BEST

MAKE HATERS GO HUG POLE cheesy cheesy cheesy
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pearl~hapi:
and why are you famzing him?



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bin gbagbo:
JOKE GRADING: A

REMARKS: A TRUE PROJANITE


REWARD: FREE DRUGS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL grin
JOKE GRAD

REMARKS: A TRUE PROJANITE


REWARD: FREE DRUGS AT THE GBAGBO MEMORIAL HOSPITAL


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