Overgrown Armpit Hair Event Medal Table

Gold: USA- James Harden
Silver: Nigeria- Al-Farouq Aminu
Bronze: USA- Kobe Bryant

At the ongoing London 2012 Olympics, the United States has boosted its standing on the medals table by snatching two from the Overgrown Armpit Hair Event (OAHE) category.

James Harden of the US Basketball team effortlessly took home the gold medal, with his luxuriant underarm hair that competed well with his rich goatee. His compatriot, Kobe Bryant got Bronze, with his moderate but ambitious underarm hair, which sharply contrasted his bald head.


Mother luck smiled on Nigeria whose performance has been lacklustre so far, when its representative, Al Farouq Aminu, snatched silver at this keenly contested event with his lush, healthy and free underarm hair.
The US has however vowed to claim all available medals in this category and the proposed category of ‘Tinted Underarm Hair (TUH) in the next edition of the Olympics.
http://johnaweonline..com/2012/08/overgrown-armpit-event-medal-table.html

OP why not show us your own _smelly armpit

It baffles me why these guys don't shave when they're aware they will be displaying their armpit to the whole world. The swimmers are the most guilty of this even Michael Phelps.

No mind them. They are raising rabbits there!

smelly armpits huh? but better than ur own fishy-desert armpit

Thank GOD nija is on d medals table on this armpit show. It means those athletes uses more 'ROLL ON' than every other athletes there. I'm laffin and sneezing!

kobezex: It baffles me why these guys don't shave when they're aware they will be displaying their armpit to the whole world. The swimmers are the most guilty of this even Michael Phelps.

Guys don't you know that most girls like their men not to be clean shaven? I mean, we gurlz are always shaved and would appreciate a bit of hair on our guys (so far as its clean). Any girl that says otherwise DOES NOT SMOKE WEED ;p

i-smoke-weed:


Guys don't you know that most girls like their men not to be clean shaven? I mean, we gurlz are always shaved and would appreciate a bit of hair on our guys (so far as its clean). Any girl that says otherwise DOES NOT SMOKE WEED ;p

Can you please post a pic of yourself smoking weed.. i swear you i'll look beautiful give it a try.

@ the topic i hate keeping my Armpit hair prefer normal hairy chest to armpit hair

We place a set of high standards on our women and dont bother to observe half of those ourselves. Kind of hypocritical.

bashy_demy: Can you please post a pic of yourself smoking weed.. i swear you i'll look beautiful give it a try.

I know I'm beautiful. And I know weed enhances my beauty even further

I just don't want to mersmerize you with my beauty, you don't smoke weed so you can't handle me sweety ;p

Thanks for sharing.