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Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by ITbomb(m): 10:27am On Aug 09, 2012
I have been disturbed by what I discovered about Nairaland.
The goal of the illuminati is to get as much people connected to the internet, from there they can control the opinions and perspective of people.
They give free access to people in order that they can profiled people and businesses.

Free facebook, free email with free storage, free google search, free nairaland

The aim with Nairaland is: Connect as many people as you can, then we make you rich and famous.

The ‘EYE’ is watching everyone of us on Nairaland.

This is what I discovered:

Normally I browse Nairaland with Firefox, but one day I decided to try Safari, the page was normal on straight 90o viewing but when I by chance viewed it from angle 58o , I SAW THE EYE.

Tilt your screen to an inclined angle on a safari browser and you will see it for yourself. It might be they have tested the sublimity on popular web browser to make it foolproof but they forgot the safari.

1. 5 + 8 = 13
2. I often wondered why the google search does not work in mobile phone. This is it; The hologram function is embedded in the google search tool. That is where they got Nairaland.

Normal View:

Tilted View:

Closeup on Tilted:

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 10:46am On Aug 09, 2012
U are right guy.. I wonder too.. Seun wat did u have 2 say about this? Pls defend ya self now.
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 11:04am On Aug 09, 2012
Na wa o. Don't even know what to say!
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 11:07am On Aug 09, 2012
Any Comment Please?
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 11:09am On Aug 09, 2012
@ITbomb; Have you observed this on any other browser apart from SAFARI?
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 11:11am On Aug 09, 2012
My monitor neck don almost break yet I never see anytin sad

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 11:37am On Aug 09, 2012
No wonder like a cult once you are in,you are in.lol
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Seun(m): 11:50am On Aug 09, 2012 
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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by semid4lyfe(m): 12:02pm On Aug 09, 2012
No be na wa, na real wa. . . .
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 12:11pm On Aug 09, 2012
Seun: 
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Seun, What kinda of LOGO is this? shocked

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by swtchicgurl: 12:34pm On Aug 09, 2012
kunletiwoo: My monitor neck don almost break yet I never see anytin sad

grin grin grin grin

Seun: 
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shocked shocked shocked
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by CrazyMan(m): 12:54pm On Aug 09, 2012
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This is good.

Gradually we would all get there. All hail the great illumnati boss cool
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by micoyankee(m): 1:07pm On Aug 09, 2012
Oga Seun we need it in front page ooo, so people can comment on this
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by nikkyshyne(f): 1:09pm On Aug 09, 2012
Lol. Some people can investigate sha. Inspector gadget, I hail oo. cheesycheesy

Besides, that looks like a blackberry undecided

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 1:18pm On Aug 09, 2012
Seun: 
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This is the proof.You too.Why seun,why...*crying for him*
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by ITbomb(m): 1:34pm On Aug 09, 2012
You see the pyramid with the eye represented here with the Naira sign.
I have more proof from his facebook page
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by sKy007: 1:42pm On Aug 09, 2012
We are fcukked!
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by nikkyshyne(f): 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2012
sKy007: We are fcukked!
Who are the "we"? Mtschew

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by kcool2(m): 2:03pm On Aug 09, 2012
even if this were true we cnt live without the internet.....were trully bleeped.....damnnn....for me sha na indefinite strike frm nairaland
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by jhydebaba(m): 2:03pm On Aug 09, 2012
Front Page Pls. I am watching.
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by jeezybuck: 2:12pm On Aug 09, 2012
THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE A JOKE, ITS IN THE JOKE SECTION. IF NOT MODERATORS LET IT BE ON THE FRONT PAGE
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2012
@Seun, say something now undecided
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Mustay(m): 2:21pm On Aug 09, 2012
kunletiwoo: @Seun, say something now undecided

He's already said something with -
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If you don't wanna use the internet, then log off.Don't go mad letting conspiracy conspire against your senses.
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2012
Mustay:

He's already said something with -


If you don't wanna use the internet, then log off.Don't go mad letting conspiracy conspire against your senses.
You ar a guinea fowl undecided

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by denzel2009: 2:25pm On Aug 09, 2012
This is no news. Can't you see his face shinning like palm oil akara.

Sometimes I see ghosts sitting on my keyboard too, I knew something is not right.

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Seun(m): 2:41pm On Aug 09, 2012 

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Caracta(f): 2:43pm On Aug 09, 2012
awwwww Seun, that's scary. Stop joor.
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Seun(m): 2:46pm On Aug 09, 2012
Caracta: awwwww Seun, that's scary. Stop joor.
Ok, I'll stop. I find this Illuminati nonsense to be extremely amusing. smiley

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Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by teehaywhyooh(f): 2:48pm On Aug 09, 2012
i still dnt understand
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Caracta(f): 2:49pm On Aug 09, 2012
Seun:
Ok, I'll stop. I find this Illuminati nonsense to be extremely amusing. smiley

LOL. I agree. Stop these scary shapes and signs. I don't want to see you in my dreams. Lol
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Caracta(f): 2:51pm On Aug 09, 2012
This is the jokes section. Viewers' discretion is advised. Lol
Re: Seun Is An Illuminati: See Proof by Nobody: 2:53pm On Aug 09, 2012
Caracta: This is the jokes section. Viewers' discretion is advised. Lol
Hmmmmm! Ok ooo lipsrsealed

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