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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 2:14pm On Aug 10, 2012
Question that requires an answer.
Answer the question in your own way,word,meaning,slangs and style.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 2:16pm On Aug 10, 2012
The chicken crossed d road to bye mama iyabo akara
grin grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Chokolee(m): 3:48pm On Aug 10, 2012
Sorry, we waiting..cant find the question please..
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Rapsom: 4:22pm On Aug 10, 2012
cos d chick wants 2 suck cock on d other side of the street...lol
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 4:46pm On Aug 10, 2012
Cos d chicken is running from danaair plane grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 4:48pm On Aug 10, 2012
Chokolee: Sorry, we waiting..cant find the question please..
Can't u read the topic dats d question
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 4:48pm On Aug 10, 2012
Let me reserve this space...brb
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by engrtee(f): 5:38pm On Aug 10, 2012
Cos d children are playing bal on d road and d referee caled for a foul/fowl
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by olawuyitoba(m): 5:51pm On Aug 10, 2012
The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 7:21pm On Aug 10, 2012
olawuyitoba: The chicken crossed the road to get to the other side!
to get to d other side? U've come again with this u pple's d other side...gay guys...abegi!
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 7:30pm On Aug 10, 2012
D chicken crossed d road cos d road is perpendicular to d chicken...period!
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Rich4god(m): 7:54pm On Aug 10, 2012
I could remember back in 2006/07 when cosmo fm Enugu used this question to interview potential radio presenters.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 8:22pm On Aug 10, 2012
@op u prolly asked this question cos u want to deny ur inherent chicken nature. If i hearrr cheesy
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 9:38pm On Aug 10, 2012
ATMC: @op u prolly asked this question cos u want to deny ur inherent chicken nature. If i hearrr cheesy
If i were a chicken by nature i'll probably cross d road to meet another chicken on skirts whic is you cheesy grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Rich4god(m): 9:59pm On Aug 10, 2012
dvdon: Question that requires an answer.
Answer the question in your own way,word,meaning,slangs and style.


Cos its too weak to walk to the junction.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by pendusky(m): 12:15am On Aug 11, 2012
Give me ten minues with the chicken and I'll find out. grin

Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by KayDee4: 12:39am On Aug 11, 2012
[size=17pt] . . . . to get to the other side of the road . cheesy [/size]

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Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 2:24am On Aug 11, 2012
dvdon:
If i were a chicken by nature i'll probably cross d road to meet another chicken on skirts whic is you cheesy grin
...then puzzle is solved, d chicken crossed d road for fun grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 2:26am On Aug 11, 2012
I asked mama and she said...'d chicken crossed d road to get food' lol
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by toygod2: 3:57am On Aug 11, 2012
wots goin on here?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 7:41am On Aug 11, 2012
ATMC: I asked mama and she said...'d chicken crossed d road to get food' lol
Lolz mama could be ryt it all depends on hw i undastand d word FooD. Intresting wink
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 8:36am On Aug 11, 2012
^D answer given to d question says something about one's character. Mama said dt cos she caters for food grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 4:13pm On Aug 11, 2012
^ yea so everyone should see him/herself as a chicken n mention wat dey would lyk to go for as much as its dia desire
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by ATMC(f): 9:00pm On Aug 11, 2012
Sorta.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 7:34pm On Aug 16, 2012
ATMC where r u?
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Rexiani: 9:42am On Aug 17, 2012
Cos is looking for wat to eat, wat else shocked
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Nobody: 10:10am On Aug 17, 2012
Imagine a chicken crossing a busy highway lyk oshodi rd that chicken must be James Bond. grin grin
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Rich4god(m): 7:17pm On Aug 17, 2012
dvdon: Imagine a chicken crossing a busy highway lyk oshodi rd that chicken must be James Bond. grin grin
Jack Bauer
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by villageboyg: 12:17pm On Dec 07, 2018
Honestly I don’t really know, maybe the chicken felt pressure on this side of the road and when it arrived on the other side it still felt the same pressure.
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by chinex104(m): 1:02pm On Dec 08, 2018
to get to the other side
Re: Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road??? by Whois(m): 11:42pm On Dec 09, 2018
Cus the grass looks greener on the other side kiss

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