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Things that can only be done in Nigeria by omoeast(m): 3:21pm On Aug 11, 2012
Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where? lipsrsealed

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king grin grin grin

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 1:11pm On Aug 12, 2012
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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Dawdy(m): 1:46pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a party rule for 3 consequitive terms with nothing to show for it.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by amosy007: 2:44pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria, u will see sum people threatn d president 2 make the country ungovernable and the people will move about without being questioned


only in naija will d masses pay for the money being looted by few cabals.. (they call it subsidy for gullible people)

only in naija will u see people suffering and at the same time smiling and hoping 4 miracle frm God

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by adebaxton(m): 2:45pm On Aug 12, 2012
Can a man smoke weed beside police station.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 2:50pm On Aug 12, 2012
omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where? lipsrsealed

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king grin grin grin

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS

Only in nigeria will a poster post a mixture of sentimental thrash and truthful reality.
May God save Nigerians

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by naptu2: 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2012
omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where? lipsrsealed

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king grin grin grin

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS


Sir Roger Moore?

Sir Sean Connery?

Dame Elizabeth Taylor?

Carol Burnett (Presidential Medal of Freedom [United States])?

National Medal of the Arts (United States)?

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by abysirius(m): 2:51pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will you find over 70% of youths- able and capable with good education- jobless.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Sijo01(f): 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will the Government claim to know the enemy of the country 'yet' the person wont be arrested n brought to book.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Kolade9(m): 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria dem dey sh*t inside nylon throw 4 express. a.k.a shotput grin

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Afam4eva(m): 2:52pm On Aug 12, 2012
It's only in Nigeria that people fear the police more than armed robbers(in some cases)

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by eyenCalabar(m): 3:00pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria that a somebody would talk from the anus.

Only in Nigeria that a church member would like his Pastor to be poor while politicians are rich.

Only in Nigeria would somebody be speaking rubbish against his only religion.

Only in Nigeria that a Christian would like to die poor like this poster.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by felifeli: 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2012
grin
djmally: Only in nigeria will a poster post a mixture of grin sentimental thrash and truthful reality.
May God save Nigerians

Thank you my brother. Obviously the poster has been only in Nigeria

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:06pm On Aug 12, 2012
Its only in nigeria a president dat has ruled 30yrs ago still coming out to contest for the presidency If na lie ask Buhari!
Its only in nigeria u will see a policeman wearing slippers on duty!smh! undecided

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by naptu2: 3:08pm On Aug 12, 2012
omoeast: Only in Nigeria will vice president's wife's cousin wedding will cause road closure

Only in Nigeria will a pastor acquire 4 private jet for himself only and members take danfo(public bus) to his church

Only in Nigeria church now owns Oil stations,TV stations,Hotels,Banks etc and the revenue goes where? lipsrsealed

Only in Nigeria will president's wife travels to neighboring country with 32 aides

Only in Nigeria will corrupt leader will go to jail for a year and ended up in a church for thanksgiving

Only Nigeria will president gives actresses and actors National Honour

Only in Nigeria will 365 people receives national honour in a year

Only in Nigeria will a man embezzles 1 billion naira and ended up being right side of the president and another man steals two thousand naira and ended up being in kirikiri for 7 years without any case

Only in Nigeria you will be a local government chairman for 8 years,moves to house of assembly for 8 years,moves to state house for 8 years then move to Aso rock for 8 years and finally go back to your village to be the king grin grin grin

Only Nigeria has 36 god fathers

Only Nigeria President will change a name of a University that has been named before the birth of his grand father and change it to his friend's name

Only in Nigeria at 21st century there are cities with no light

Only in Nigeria,you will use a government plate number because you friend is in Power

Only in Nigeria will police commissioners be guarded by Military

Only in Nigeria you will be jailed but allowed to serve your own jail in your house or anywhere of your choice

MAY GOD HELP NIGERIA AND NIGERIANS


Might be true, although some other countries honour more people within a calendar year. For example, in the UK,

A complete list of approximately 1350 names is published twice a year, at New Year and on the date of the Sovereign's (official) birthday. Since their decisions are inevitably subjective, the twice-yearly honours lists often provoke criticism from those who feel strongly about particular cases.

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by yelanst(m): 3:12pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will you see a thief being celebrated as a hero.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by lacasa: 3:14pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria Ɣou will feel fresh air grin
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by OkikiOluwa1(m): 3:18pm On Aug 12, 2012
This is Nigeria. Anything can happen...Be it strange, good or bad.
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:20pm On Aug 12, 2012
And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by raystanley(m): 3:22pm On Aug 12, 2012
IT'S ONLY IN NIGERIA THAT A PRESIDENT CLAIMS TO BE A ph.d HOLDER, YET' SWIMS IN POOLS OF MEDIOCRITY!!!

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:23pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a commodity be banned entry into the country & still the same commodity is being sold at all corners of the country even beside the boundary gate!

Only in Nigeria will 225,000 able graduates with excellent academic grade applies for a vacancy of 595 slot in a govt. organization & the GMD of the organization comes openly in a national broadcast to say that if his daughter failed the job test & couldn't get the job, then every other graduate ought not complain, becos that alone to him showed that the recruitment was free & fair knowing too well that it is impossible for father & child to work in same organization that isn't owned by their family.

Only in Nigeria will a military officer be chasing & wooing girls openly on the road wearing his national military uniform without fear of being court-martialled for unprofessional conduct.

Only in Nigeria will a fraudulent business be advertised on national & state televisions & radio stations, & the business goes ahead defrauding citizens for years & still be allowed to keep advertising without any investigation, a.k.a. FOREX TRADE that some Nigerians used to defraud so many innocent Nigerian youths & students.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady be more active & popular than the foreign affairs minister & even state governors.

Only in Nigeria will a first lady commission national military weaponry & gadgets.

Only in Nigeria will innocent youths be offered admission into govt. institutions (polytechnics & technical colleges), & they strive to graduate & face total certificate discrimination during job openings & still the govt. allows such program & certificate to be issued without a review of the program to change things & stop defrauding & deceiving innocent youths.

Only in Nigeria will you see a national power generation/supply body or organization, viz. PHCN running on standby generators & heavy duty listers to power their offices & complexes

Only in Nigeria will people pay for service & still plead the service provider to please serve them well, while the service provider turns to the aggressor instead of pleading the customer...

Only in Nigeria will an indigenous head of a multinational co. advice a foreign owner/investor to pay indigenous workers lesser salary compared to the international standard, giving excuses that the workers will start to live extravagant life & the males will end up partying & marrying many wives instead of concentrating on how to move their co. forward...just to please the foreign investor & to appear nice...viz. the new Coca Cola Nig. Ltd now acquired by Henn......

BRB

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by auwal87(m): 3:24pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will a Nigerian come to a Nigerian public forum and list all Nigeria's problems without citing any solution embarassed

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by LesbianBoy(m): 3:26pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in nigeria, can a president's wife GBAGAUN and yet they still allow her make public speech


Only in nigeria, can a president spend N1bn on food lipsrsealed


Only in nigeria, can a film be shot in 1 week


Only in nigeria, can a film have part 1, 2, 3, 4

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by kutchs: 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2012
djmally: Only in nigeria will a poster post a mixture of sentimental thrash and truthful reality.
May God save Nigerians
Thanks bro. My question to the poster is what is wrong with giving nollywood actors/actresses national honours? Are they not deserving of such honours?
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by ebamma(m): 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2012
only in nigeria will your girlfriend demand for blackberry before sex

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Babaofor(m): 3:30pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in nigeria will students stand while receiving lectures after paying huge sum as fees.
Only in nigeria will a state governor use workers salary for personal business

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by ebamma(m): 3:37pm On Aug 12, 2012
only in nigeria,will you see a girl buying another girl's hair for 25,000 naira to plait

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by raystanley(m): 3:39pm On Aug 12, 2012
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!
"THE SAME PEOPLE" AS THEY ARE TAGGED! WHAT MATTERS MOST IS THE POINT D OP' MADE. ExECPT YOUR BENEFITING FRAUDULENTLY FROM THIS FISHERMAN SO CALLED REGEIM.!!!

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by ebamma(m): 3:40pm On Aug 12, 2012
only in nigeria will you make a call for 30 seconds and mtn will charge you for 2minutes
Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by Nobody: 3:42pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in Nigeria will u get a driver's license without a driving test

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by fubbyy(m): 3:47pm On Aug 12, 2012
binger: And i will add,only in Nigeria will some1 write a post on a forum,and every sentence in it is filled with grammatical errors,wrong spellings and bad punctuation!

Only in nigeria will som1 only finds errors in other people's speech but didn't comment on the topic

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Re: Things that can only be done in Nigeria by tpapi: 3:48pm On Aug 12, 2012
Only in nigeria wil a pastor convert his church 2 a political platform

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