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10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by speeder(m): 8:43pm On Aug 11, 2012
The love of money is always associated within Igbo man,
I sometime consider the Igbo's as unique being. This is not to say they are special but they are uniquely different from normal people.
Here are some list why i say Igbo are uniquely different.
They are the only ones that would:
1)price 100 naira recharge card 90 naira.
2)they would only take the expired juice in their shop; they would not dare take an unexplored one.
3)they don't trust the ATM machine; they count their money after withdrawal.
4)they wouldn't dare buy tissue cause its waste of fund. What d hell is news paper made for?
5)they take along their Calculator to a shopping mall. They don't trust another.
6)they don't trust a single bank. They divest their investments.
7)they know no friends in business.
:pthey like being underground millionaire to evade tax.
9)they taste b4 marriage.
10)they don't trust their kinsmen so they always stay at North despite the insecurity.
Add yours for more fun......
Thank you....
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by abouzaid: 10:57pm On Aug 11, 2012
U deserve to be shot for making me waste my credit. Idiot

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Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by speeder(m): 11:58pm On Aug 11, 2012
^^^^ hahahahahahahahhahhaahahahahahahhahahah. you're very funny
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by chikk(f): 12:30am On Aug 12, 2012
Mr speeder, are u trying to start an inter-tribal war on NL. Abeg MODS, This thread should be closed.
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by toygod2: 2:52am On Aug 12, 2012
Anti-joke undecided
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by Nobody: 7:43am On Aug 12, 2012
Dry
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by Mcdondayan: 7:55am On Aug 12, 2012
All i have to say to you is..........G.....F......Y.
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by RickyRoss1(m): 9:30am On Aug 12, 2012
WHAT AN IDIOT, I AM AN IGBO MAN AND THOSE TRAITS YOU LISTED DOESNT RELATE TO ME IN ANY WAY... IF YOU DONT KNOW WHAT TO POST JUST GO READ YOUR BOOKS, OR BETTER STILL TODAY IS SUNDAY GO TO CHURCH AND PRAISE THE LORD...
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by chikk(f): 9:36am On Aug 12, 2012
Is this stupid thread still open?
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by rodeo0070(m): 11:25am On Aug 12, 2012
Lame...not cool
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by JameyMaxwell(m): 12:41pm On Aug 12, 2012
Most Igbo men sell spare parts
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by Exponental(m): 12:54pm On Aug 12, 2012
U guys shouldnt take it personal, this is joke section.......things posted here are not necessarily real. Grab d content n drop d context. Igbo man is synonymous to sparepart or business. This does not mean we dont have yorubas @ ladipo, willoughby, lawanson or other major markets.
I am yoruba, saying yoruba girls are dirty has nt changed anything in me or doubted my female friends or family.........joke is meant to entertain.QED

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Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by lacasa: 1:28pm On Aug 12, 2012
Igbos jux dey vex



Lmaoo......gringringrin
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by Nobody: 1:49pm On Aug 12, 2012
It is joke section people, dont take it personal...
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by speeder(m): 2:43pm On Aug 12, 2012
I'm an Igbo guy. I just posted it for fun. Don't be delirious.
Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by kay9(m): 3:49pm On Aug 12, 2012
^^ So u're the eediot that wipes his behind with torn-out newspapers and drinks expired juice? I'm suprised u're still alive. Obviously u've never travelled out of that your backwater village that just had its first internet connection yesterday; thats why u're here wasting precious bandwidth, thinking all igbo people live like u.

Oh and dont take it personal; we're all joking right?

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Re: 10 Glaring Facts About An Igbo Man by lagcity(m): 5:45pm On Aug 12, 2012
The only thing I have found among all Igbo men is PARANOIA! this is even more widespread than that money-loving stereotype. Igbo men are paranoid about everything. why is this so?

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