There were these two morons driving along the highway looking for a place to stop and picnic.
The first slowpoke says, "Let's stop here, and have our picnic under that tree."
The other says, "No! Let's have it right here in the middle of the road."

They fought for a bit, but finally agreed to have it in the middle of the road.

All of a sudden, a car comes speeding towards them and has to swerve into the tree to keep from hitting them.

The second slowpoke says, "See? If we were under that tree, we'd be dead now!"

Good thinking. Nd i'm sure d oda slowpoke will say "thank u for saving my life"

I think i know who the Morons are.

_{whispers into migs ears} Ituen and Tessybaby.

@ben
*whipers back*
i dont knw bout tess o, but ituen is definitely the guy wit d "big" idea.

ROFLMAO

dumb couple.

LOL
dumb arses! now this a crazy funny joke!

hi pal sup?

@Clem babe wetin dey happen ?
I was thinking of calling you to inform you of a party i am personally hosting.
I never get the money for the party complete yet thats why i never call you.

Na just 100 naira remain for the money to complete.

now this is what i call a precise joke,good thinking bro.u try, crack my rib

@ben~jay bros ure damn funny lol

just hundred naira ryte? ill fax miggs to send it to u family friends ryte? we alwayz there for u

nice one keep it up dude

impressive

Keep it rolling dude.
Ben if u fit come 2 my house, i'll give it to you.

Huh?

*just 100 naira. . . . . . .
i'll donate 5 naira*

drops1naira 50kobo into bens banbiallah's plate

cool one

@Benjay
I know you are wrong.

ADICK has proven time and time again to be a slowpoke. he's the king of them. . . and his so called GF( which he claims to have) is the second slowpoke.

abeg, i think i just complimented him. . . he surpass a slowpoke o. this dude is a maniac . . .ROTFLMAO

Shooo.

gives clem a big hug.

Okay guyz we still need N98.50k to make this party happen.
Show some love people.

ben hugged me like a teddie bear anyway i like giving

drops some sh*!t into bennie's  plate

hi guys please show ben some rove hes love starved

Drops cowries into the ben's plate.

kool joke

Good one.

@poster
nice one there, you really should teach aritole how to give good jokes

tufe:

@poster
nice one there, you really should teach aritole how to give good jokes

Iwo nko?

Happy xmas and a merry newyear to u all.

Ben,

I and Tessybaby dont do picnics. All activities are done at home i.e eating, shopping, washing, making babies

I ithink the 2 morons are Emperor and Uzzy

Y av u been attackiny uzzy?

Ben u are swallowing more than u can chew _{or is it chewing more than u can swallow}