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Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 8:19pm On Aug 12, 2012
Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by toygod2: 9:44pm On Aug 12, 2012
Funny small
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by bingbagbo(m): 9:52pm On Aug 12, 2012
when will naturalwaves get circumcised embarassed

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by bunmioguns(m): 10:09pm On Aug 12, 2012
when will naturalwaves post funny joke

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Lagusta(m): 10:35pm On Aug 12, 2012
#when will nairaland become international like facebook, twitter...

#when will there be constant electricity in nigeria

#most important, WHEN WILL THE WORLD END??

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 6:05am On Aug 13, 2012
bin gbagbo: when will naturalwaves get circumcised embarassed
shocked

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by naturalwaves: 6:09am On Aug 13, 2012
bunmioguns: when will naturalwaves post funny joke
cheesy cheesy...someday grin grin.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by JameyMaxwell(m): 10:05am On Aug 13, 2012
When will I become the Richest man in the world?
When will I become the president of Nigeria?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by presegsADESIDA(m): 1:23pm On Aug 13, 2012
When God was born.

Dey no born am even then and how e gop know.

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by pendusky(m): 1:23pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

Lol,

How many potholes are there on lagos - ibadan expresway? Lol

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by sheedy407(m): 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will ur fada straff ur moda in front of u?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by personal59: 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2012
What's M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ name? What would I eat this afternoon? Where would I be tonight?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by pendusky(m): 1:26pm On Aug 13, 2012
grin when wil Odunu and Sexkilz become a gud mods? No offence oh!

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by ariyebaba(m): 1:27pm On Aug 13, 2012
What is my name ?

What do i do for a living ?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by realmscape: 1:28pm On Aug 13, 2012
[quote author=naturalwaves]Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*What is under Jonathan's hat?

BIG SKULL FILLED WITH SHAFTS OF CASSAVA BREAD..... cool cool cool

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 1:29pm On Aug 13, 2012
wen will corruption desert nigeria?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by chucky234(m): 1:29pm On Aug 13, 2012
Who are the owners of the two hands shaking when you switch on a Nokia phone

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Mollydee88: 1:30pm On Aug 13, 2012
Is there power supply at home?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by crackhouse(m): 1:31pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!
point of correction, there was never a time X and Y was declared missing in mathematics and it can never be declared missing. The truth is that, it was hidden somewhere well known to them and u were told to find it. Simple

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by micklplus(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2012
Who was the first man to prepare EBA?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Jceazer12(m): 1:32pm On Aug 13, 2012
Very funny
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Zulele: 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2012
Picture of "beaf" with his ugly face
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by slimdiggi: 1:33pm On Aug 13, 2012
What will happn in 2015? Is kpomor proteinous?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
chucky234: Who are the owners of the two hands shaking when switch on a Nokia phone
me and obama
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by juman(m): 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?
Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

Very funny grin

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by binigirl(f): 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
naturalwaves: Hi friends,I saw this funny question and just decided to share it;
The expression 'google it' has become a common and sometimes,sarcastic response to a random question.But really,what are those questions google cannot answer?
Here are some funny responses;

*Why is 'X' and 'Y' always missing in mathematics?
*Who ate the little piece of apple in iphone?
*Day and time of Jesus second coming.
*How many grains of sand are on planet earth?
*When will Chris Okotie win presidential election?
*Who will be Nigeria's dream president?
*What is under Jonathan's hat?

Feel free to add yours and continue the fun!

grin grin grin grin grin
* Is there light in my house?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Yinkay: 1:34pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will hell freeze over?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Lordave: 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will maclatunji lift my ban?
Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by juman(m): 1:35pm On Aug 13, 2012
When will nigeria break up?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by Nobody: 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
when will nepa bring light?
will our next president have shoes?

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by FKO1(m): 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
When would stupid threads stop making homepage

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Re: Questions Google Cannot Answer by johnstar(m): 1:36pm On Aug 13, 2012
Is simbi stil a girl, and dose agbor stil live in calabar

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