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Sagamite:

I need 20 years of courtship to study the babe o.

Then she moves in for another 10 years to see if we can live together, then I will propose.

Wahala dey indeed!

What about their er...biological clocks naw?

Efemena_xy:

Wahala dey indeed!

What about their er...biological clocks naw?

They just need to be good girls and follow my rules.

Many of them don born for me during courtships now self. That should not be a problem.

Ah! Sowing your wild oats more like...

Now I understand the concept of population explosion better. Careful though - you might go into er..overdrive.

Sagamite:

I need 20 years of courtship to study the babe o.

Then she moves in for another 10 years to see if we can live together, then I will propose.

By then, u will be how old?

I agree to the living together for 10years for someone like you anyway.

chaircover: I think ishilove has a crush on saggybobo. she appears each time saga appears

Mo de ti sofun Ti Jenny ba catch e! I no dey sha

I am tired of talking. I have told these people that saga is not for sale and not available , I don't know what is in his bakassi that is making all these women go crazy

Even efemena cannot keep her hands to herself. I am tired of talking I need action

^^ Haba!!

Wetin naw? I just dey jejely for ma corner - dey wait make oga Saga forget the pre-nup agreement naw!

In the meantime, I dey manage my part-time e-hubby Dayo

Tgirl4real:

By then, u will be how old?

I agree to the living together for 10years for someone like you anyway.

I am already 55 years old. Do the maths!

jennykadry:

I am tired of talking. I have told these people that saga is not for sale and not available , I don't know what is in his bakassi that is making all these women go crazy

Even efemena cannot keep her hands to herself. I am tired of talking I need action

Bi-abymama, dem no know say I am Mastercard.

Priceless!

Efemena_xy: ^^ Haba!!

Wetin naw? I just dey jejely for ma corner - dey wait make oga Saga forget the pre-nup agreement naw!

In the meantime, I dey manage my part-time e-hubby Dayo

What is the name of your babalawo?

If he is really that strong then I MUST have head of him.

Otherwise, you are dreaming.

I don vex

Not gonna cook for you tonight!

Jenny see wetin you don cause??

Efemena_xy: I don vex

Not gonna cook for you tonight!

Jenny see wetin you don cause??

Keep fronting publicly.

Shakara oloje.

When I jokingly slap your backside, blow you a kiss and instruct you to get me my dinner, you know you will like the feeling and will comply with my request instantly.

**scoffs!**

Give Jenny red card!

Or better still, send her packing for one week.

I don tire for her bullying - abi you nor fit control your first wife??

And what about that Dada Osun 'n 2K for my saloon runs you promised moi?

...what is this

Despite the best intentions of many, Saga has steadfastly refused to understand the realities and centrality of the marriage covenant. Instead - even as he ages - he continues to apply a "Logical-Transactional" approach, devoid of all notions of sacrifice (serving the other, unabashed commitment), romance or even pragmatism. Which will either (1) frustrate it from happening (2) frustrate it if it does happen.

Yet many - and for the most part " NL small mummies" - come up in here, flexing as e-wives, e-concubines etc, making Saga feel all is well with his erroneous notion and with the world. Whilst they are just vicariously re-living that equally nonsensical fantasy/falsehood of getting with a bad guy. My man is seemingly oblivious to the fact that a painful dawning approaches?

I sincerely pray that I'm wrong here and Saga is working apace to locate and secure his spouse, whilst e-gaming for side entertainment?

All to play for Bro'. I'm rooting for you...

I see the future of this thread already...

TV01: ...what is this

Despite the best intentions of many, Saga has steadfastly refused to understand the realities and centrality of the marriage covenant. Instead - even as he ages - he continues to apply a "Logical-Transactional" approach, devoid of all notions of sacrifice (serving the other, unabashed commitment), romance or even pragmatism. Which will either (1) frustrate it from happening (2) frustrate it if it does happen.

Yet many - and for the most part " NL small mummies" - come up in here, flexing as e-wives, e-concubines etc, making Saga feel all is well with his erroneous notion and with the world. Whilst they are just vicariously re-living that equally nonsensical fantasy/falsehood of getting with a bad guy. My man is seemingly oblivious to the fact that a painful dawning approaches?

I sincerely pray that I'm wrong here and Saga is working apace to locate and secure his spouse, whilst e-gaming for side entertainment?

All to play for Bro'. I'm rooting for you...

Don't take anything sagamite say online as the gospel, he brags online for self fulfilment.. reality would dawn on him sometime in the nearest future and his supposed intelligence would fail him miserably.

wonlasewonimi:

Don't take anything sagamite say online as the gospel, he brags online for self fulfilment.. reality would dawn on him sometime in the nearest future and his supposed intelligence would fail him miserably.

Haterz gonna hate!

The day reality dawns on Messi he is not a good footballer, then reality will dawn on me that I am not smart.

The day reality dawns on Usain he is not fast, then reality will dawn on me that I am not smart.

The day reality dawns on Mohammed and Baba Jesus that they are not religious leaders of Islam/Xtianity, then reality will dawn on me that I am not smart.

Keep on hating. Doesn't change a thing.

TV01: ...what is this

Despite the best intentions of many, Saga has steadfastly refused to understand the realities and centrality of the marriage covenant. Instead - even as he ages - he continues to apply a "Logical-Transactional" approach, devoid of all notions of sacrifice (serving the other, unabashed commitment), romance or even pragmatism. Which will either (1) frustrate it from happening (2) frustrate it if it does happen.

Yet many - and for the most part " NL small mummies" - come up in here, flexing as e-wives, e-concubines etc, making Saga feel all is well with his erroneous notion and with the world. Whilst they are just vicariously re-living that equally nonsensical fantasy/falsehood of getting with a bad guy. My man is seemingly oblivious to the fact that a painful dawning approaches?

I sincerely pray that I'm wrong here and Saga is working apace to locate and secure his spouse, whilst e-gaming for side entertainment?

All to play for Bro'. I'm rooting for you...

Sorry, bruv. But I honestly think you are the one that lacks an understanding of realities. Realities are a product of environmental influences. The type of environmental influences you have repeatedly advocated should be ignored and people should bury their heads in the sand.

Let me give you an example of how environments shape thinking and reactions. If me and my friends that grew up in Nigeria start reminiscing over our youth and talk about how our fathers or in some cases mothers beat the shyt out of us when we were wayward or mischevious in youth or how seniors in boarding school beat the shyt out of us for not giving them part of our pocket money, we all laugh hysterically at stories. They are actually fun memories of discipline or even fun adversity.

If a butter Western-raised child talks about his own insignificant smackings, it might evoke tears from him and his peers as people see it as abuse and suffering.

The difference there is the expectations and norms. We laugh because that is what we expected and that is what is happening to every other child (and our peers) and everyone tells us it is what we deserved if we ever complained to others. The UK child will cry because it only happens to them, other kids do not get smacked and everyone tells them it is bad and unwarranted.

DIFFERENT ENVIRONMENTS!

As long as the environment of marriage has undeniably changed, I will use my intellect to adapt to the change, not bury my head in the sand and sing prayerful wishful thinking hymms saying despite the changed environment and changing outcomes, the outcome for me would remain unchanged. Just listening to majority of women (go and read comments in female publications) or studying divorce cases in the West will make anyone with logical reasoning to adapt his style. A logical-transactionally approach is fundamental as part of the present day arrangement of marriage for any talented man. It is more pragmatic than bury-your-head-in-the-sand wishful thinking. I am from Sagamu, I DO NOT DO FAITH, I DO FACTS!

If any woman is frustrated at an logical-transaction that protects me, then that women most likely DOES NOT HAVE my best interest at heart. I will not put a ring on it. She can sing Beyonce all she likes (all the single ladies, all the single ladies. All the single mudafcking ladies, all the single murrafcking ladies), that fact aint gonna change.

And by the way, at 55, I am an ayounge (a young one)! I am not aged!

I would actually be interested in what painful dawn you think awaits me.

What exactly is Sagamite missing by not being married? I don't get it. It's different strokes for different folks na. Afterall, there is no where it's written that u will be punished in any way for not being married. As a matter of fact, we have verses in scriptures where it is encouraged we stay single and singleness being preferred over marriage. Haba!

Efemena_xy: **scoffs!**

Give Jenny red card!

Or better still, send her packing for one week.

I don tire for her bullying - abi you nor fit control your first wife??

And what about that Dada Osun 'n 2K for my saloon runs you promised moi?

Jenny dey use juju for bed, after an 8 hour session, anything she asks I agree to.

As per saloon runs, I am waiting for that contract payment from government o.

Sagamite:
As per saloon runs, I am waiting for that contract payment from government o.

See dis Ijebusite claiming to be Sagamite...cos of 2k salon money u dey wait for government payment. Efemena...u berra shine ya eye wella. May be na Sagamite go need sign prenup sef.

Tgirl4real:

See dis Ijebusite claiming to be Sagamite...cos of 2k salon money u dey wait for government payment. Efemena...u berra shine ya eye wella. May be na Sagamite go need sign prenup sef.

It is all about shared services o.

You know how many women I have to suppport.

Hehehehee...na u know.

Since u've got them plenty, as I asked earlier, what exactly are u missing by not being married?

Busybody, is dat really u

Where have u been?

Tgirl4real: Hehehehee...na u know.

Since u've got them plenty, as I asked earlier, what exactly are u missing by not being married?

I will wait for TV to educate me on that.

I really want to know what calamity is looming around the corner and will befall me if I remain unmarried.

TV01: ...what is this

Despite the best intentions of many, Saga has steadfastly refused to understand the realities and centrality of the marriage covenant. Instead - even as he ages - he continues to apply a "Logical-Transactional" approach, devoid of all notions of sacrifice (serving the other, unabashed commitment), romance or even pragmatism. Which will either (1) frustrate it from happening (2) frustrate it if it does happen.

Yet many - and for the most part " NL small mummies" - come up in here, flexing as e-wives, e-concubines etc, making Saga feel all is well with his erroneous notion and with the world. Whilst they are just vicariously re-living that equally nonsensical fantasy/falsehood of getting with a bad guy. My man is seemingly oblivious to the fact that a painful dawning approaches?

I sincerely pray that I'm wrong here and Saga is working apace to locate and secure his spouse, whilst e-gaming for side entertainment?

All to play for Bro'. I'm rooting for you...

1st Corinthians 7 : 8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I
It is not by force, he knows what he wants, respects himself and respects women, if he doesnt want to marry Paul said it is even good.
No be to marry hold title and dey misbehave na him be marriage. Marriage no be by force, when he wants to he will if he doesnt want to no need for snide comments.

Sagamite:

Jenny dey use juju for bed, after an 8 hour session, anything she asks I agree to.

As per saloon runs, I am waiting for that contract payment from government o.

I see, no wonder

No wonder why she with her scrawny 140lb size 6 cocacola bottle shaped self can stay suspended from the ceiling for 5 hours at a stretch, whilst the only time my 700lb lightweight self tried such, the ceiling came crashing down and the 6 storey building housing the hotel we were about to get down and rendezvous was reduced to rubbles in seconds

Tgirl4real:

See dis Ijebusite claiming to be Sagamite...cos of 2k salon money u dey wait for government payment. Efemena...u berra shine ya eye wella. May be na Sagamite go need sign prenup sef.

A mere 2k for saloon runs, hahaha, may God only keep bringing more of this cheap cheap chewing gum girls like efemena my husband Sagamite's way, so that it will not affect the 97% divorce settlement I am due from him when I divorce his leprous asahwo yansh in 3 years time

Figured you girls have killed him by now?

Busy_body:

I see, no wonder

No wonder why she with her scrawny 140lb size 6 cocacola bottle shaped self can stay suspended from the ceiling for 5 hours at a stretch, whilst the only time my 700lb lightweight self tried such, the ceiling came crashing down and the 6 storey building housing the hotel we were about to get down and rendezvous was reduced to rubbles in seconds

A mere 2k for saloon runs, hahaha, may God only keep bringing more of this cheap cheap chewing gum girls like efemena my husband Sagamite's way, so that it will not affect the 97% divorce settlement I am due from him when I divorce his leprous asahwo yansh in 3 years time

My recollection was that it was my fuku faka fuku faka jamming that shook the ceiling down.

ThiefOfHearts: Figured you girls have killed him by now?

See this cute stranger showing her face after extended absence from NL.

Cuddlemii:

These are some crazy Bottom letters you have here. So many words can be derived from it. For eg: macdaddy, jt, daddy, mac.
Loving it!

Come again your Highness, you mean based on that one wordplay, you can deduce I have depth and you would like a recount to declare me the winner of the literary competition your most erudite self organised on behalf of Nairaland a few weeks back

Pls excuse me for a few seconds whilst I pat myself on the back for a job well done. . .

Tgirl4real:

Na literature fill ya head.

Will you dress back before I blow you, or why are you insinuating that Cuddlemii does not recognise talent when she sees one I already know I am the most intelligent girl on NL according to er. . . ask er. . . Stillwater :-x So i hope my modest self can find it in me to accept yet another award and feather to my crown that I already had to expand due to my head swelling from the 7 gold medal I won for Nigeria in the Olympics

debrief08:
1st Corinthians 7 : 8 I say therefore to the unmarried and widows, It is good for them if they abide even as I
It is not by force, he knows what he wants, respects himself and respects women, if he doesnt want to marry Paul said it is even good.
No be to marry hold title and dey misbehave na him be marriage. Marriage no be by force, when he wants to he will if he doesnt want to no need for snide comments.

TV01 is a strong and proud advocate of marriage and, from his posts he obviously sees it as a moral duty, necessity and obligation for everyone.

But honestly, to be frank, I have never seen any more irresponsible advice about approach to marriage from anyone than I see from TV01.

ThiefOfHearts: Figured you girls have killed him by now?

Haba, longest time babe, I still need him alive to sign the alimony papers oh

Sagamite:

See this cute stranger showing her face after extended absence from NL.

I love the stranger part, but did you have to add cute to it You know I am a jealous wife and don't like sharing you, heck I don't even want to see any girl type your name ever on NL. Wetin these girls dey do for this thread sef, na so Ikamefa show face, now TOH, they think I don't know their motive to get a piece of the succulent national cake that is my hubby Sagamite, na wetin sef, abi na my Sagamite be the only man for NL ni

ROFLMAO!!

I don die for here o! See as all if una dey gang up on moi because of Dada Osun and my saloon runs!

@BB, I take that chewing gum comment as serious compliment o! How else am I gonna "milk" Saga dry? As long as Jenny's AWOL, na level playing field naw

@ TV01, get over yourself and stop hating . No harm in having a little light-hearted fun. Take a leaf from Saga's book for stress relief. You'll live longer...

Sagamite:

Jenny dey use juju for bed, after an 8 hour session, anything she asks I agree to.

As per saloon runs, I am waiting for that contract payment from government o.

Liar, liar pants on fire!!