Hi guys, I need ur help urgently. Derz this cute fair Akwa Ibom chick I got hooked up with thru a colleague @ work, bb tinz. We got talking and were so into each oda after a coupla days, hung out last friday nyt, spent sum cash, and we ended up in ma hotel room for the nyt. The walls of Jericho came down but she didn't allow me into Jerusalem, if you know what I mean. I actually started liking d girl wich was why I wasn't in a rush to poke her in the first place.

We agreed we'd be hooking up this wednesday agn (2moro) to see a movie and hopefully, I'll get to d promised land thereafter and everything seemed so perfect till ystdae she pinged me telling me I had to send her moni to make her hair if not, she wldnt cum. I was mad, like WTF? Does dis girl fink I'm a fool or what? I'm not sum mega-rich dude, buh I'm okay by all means. I asked her to come first, dat'll give her d moni wen we see, she no gree, and has subsequently stopped chatting wiv me as usual.

Ordinarily, I'd have vexed and deleted d b*tch off ma bb, end it dere, not minding d amount I've spent but I don't want to give up just yet. I actually do mind d moni I've spent and dis is a girl it'll pain me if I end up losing out cuz she obviously finks she has jammed a mugu. All I wanna do is play my cards ryt and poke dis girl b4 she leaves town. She told me she'll be leaving on friday, 2day is tuesday already. Help me out guys, I need tips.

i hope you already see the kinda girl u re going in2 a relationship with

i suggest you ask her 2 come see you 2 collect the money, take pics of the money and send 2 her
when she pops up, slice her, use handkerchief clean your mouth, pick your money and head 2 the nearest bank
and deposit it back into your account


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Kockane: Hi guys, I need ur help urgently. Derz this cute fair Akwa Ibom chick I got hooked up with thru a colleague @ work, bb tinz. We got talking and were so into each oda after a coupla days, hung out last friday nyt, spent sum cash, and we ended up in ma hotel room for the nyt. The walls of Jericho came down but she didn't allow me into Jerusalem, if you know what I mean. I actually started liking d girl wich was why I wasn't in a rush to poke her in the first place.

We agreed we'd be hooking up this wednesday agn (2moro) to see a movie and hopefully, I'll get to d promised land thereafter and everything seemed so perfect till ystdae she pinged me telling me I had to send her moni to make her hair if not, she wldnt cum. I was mad, like WTF? Does dis girl fink I'm a fool or what? I'm not sum mega-rich dude, buh I'm okay by all means. I asked her to come first, dat'll give her d moni wen we see, she no gree, and has subsequently stopped chatting wiv me as usual.

Ordinarily, I'd have vexed and deleted d b*tch off ma bb, end it dere, not minding d amount I've spent but I don't want to give up just yet. I actually do mind d moni I've spent and dis is a girl it'll pain me if I end up losing out cuz she obviously finks she has jammed a mugu. All I wanna do is play my cards ryt and poke dis girl b4 she leaves town. She told me she'll be leaving on friday, 2day is tuesday already. Help me out guys, I need tips.

Bros try look up the definition of armed robber bus

A true player never gets fessed up over one missed kitty, there would be more on the road. If you check his ring tone should always be "I am walking away"

Take your losses and scram.

Kockane: Hi guys, I need ur help urgently. Derz this cute fair Akwa Ibom chick I got hooked up with thru a colleague @ work, bb tinz. We got talking and were so into each oda after a coupla days, hung out last friday nyt, spent sum cash, and we ended up in ma hotel room for the nyt. The walls of Jericho came down but she didn't allow me into Jerusalem, if you know what I mean. I actually started liking d girl wich was why I wasn't in a rush to poke her in the first place.

We agreed we'd be hooking up this wednesday agn (2moro) to see a movie and hopefully, I'll get to d promised land thereafter and everything seemed so perfect till ystdae she pinged me telling me I had to send her moni to make her hair if not, she wldnt cum. I was mad, like WTF? Does dis girl fink I'm a fool or what? I'm not sum mega-rich dude, buh I'm okay by all means. I asked her to come first, dat'll give her d moni wen we see, she no gree, and has subsequently stopped chatting wiv me as usual.

Ordinarily, I'd have vexed and deleted d b*tch off ma bb, end it dere, not minding d amount I've spent but I don't want to give up just yet. I actually do mind d moni I've spent and dis is a girl it'll pain me if I end up losing out cuz she obviously finks she has jammed a mugu. All I wanna do is play my cards ryt and poke dis girl b4 she leaves town. She told me she'll be leaving on friday, 2day is tuesday already. Help me out guys, I need tips.

Seriously you guys are so rotten and silly!

Always thinking of sx all the time!

As for the girl, she is a beggar, haba cant she work or get something doing already asking for money

Maybe she already knows what you want, obviously u must have been 'touching - touching' her!

Get a life okay

AmBeautiful:


Seriously you guys are so rotten and silly!

Always thinking of sx all the time!

As for the girl, she is a beggar, haba cant she work or get something doing already asking for money

Maybe she already knows what you want, obviously u must have been 'touching - touching' her!

Get a life okay

LWKMD "touching -touching"
Nor be hide and seek dem dey play oh, they went out and ended up in a hotel room together, what were they supposed to do? All night vigil?

i wonder wen guys would start being reasonable,

u are living a false life and wen de repercussion comes, yu come here cryin,
go get a life abeg

Heyz!!!! I need no holy-holy replies ere please, if I needed such, I'd have gone to d religious section.

For all d helpful responses, Thx guys, I guess I'll have to count ma losses on dis one, probably trade her pin wiv my guyz for anoda girl's own and start sumfn new. Its sad doe, buh a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

Kockane: Heyz!!!! I need no holy-holy replies ere please, if I needed such, I'd have gone to d religious section.

For all d helpful responses, Thx guys, I guess I'll have to count ma losses on dis one, probably trade her pin wiv my guyz for anoda girl's own and start sumfn new. Its sad doe, buh a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do.

you are sick!

jeez!

~190~:
i hope you already see the kinda girl u re going in2 a relationship with

i suggest you ask her 2 come see you 2 collect the money, take pics of the money and send 2 her
when she pops up, slice her, use handkerchief clean your mouth, pick your money and head 2 the nearest bank
and deposit it back into your account


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Bro, problem is she just wldnt cum if she doesn't see d bank alert. Its not like I can't bloody afford d money, buh why d hell wld a girl be dictating -ish to me? I hate it wen girls feel they are wise.

AmBeautiful:

you are sick!

jeez!

Ur Ugly!

Chrisbenogor:
LWKMD "touching -touching"
Nor be hide and seek dem dey play oh, they went out and ended up in a hotel room together, what were they supposed to do? All night vigil?

Well, I did night vigil most of d tym anyways.

Kockane:

Ur Ugly!

Dayum !

You just got to check me out!

Yuck! Reptile!

why would a person see a land mine on the floor and step on it anyway?

just let it go. forget the money spent. you had a good time when you went out on the initial date. just let her be.

omega25red: why would a person see a land mine on the floor and step on it anyway?

just let it go. forget the money spent. you had a good time when you went out on the initial date. just let her be.

Hmmmmmmmm... You make sense bruh. Thx, I'm walking away.

AmBeautiful:

Dayum !

You just got to check me out!

Yuck! Reptile!

Are you for real? You sound so confident of ur looks, I'd really like to check you out doe, ow do we go about it?

Kockane: Hi guys, I need ur help urgently. Derz this cute fair Akwa Ibom chick I got hooked up with thru a colleague @ work, bb tinz. We got talking and were so into each oda after a coupla days, hung out last friday nyt, spent sum cash, and we ended up in ma hotel room for the nyt. The walls of Jericho came down but she didn't allow me into Jerusalem, if you know what I mean. I actually started liking d girl wich was why I wasn't in a rush to poke her in the first place.

We agreed we'd be hooking up this wednesday agn (2moro) to see a movie and hopefully, I'll get to d promised land thereafter and everything seemed so perfect till ystdae she pinged me telling me I had to send her moni to make her hair if not, she wldnt cum. I was mad, like WTF? Does dis girl fink I'm a fool or what? I'm not sum mega-rich dude, buh I'm okay by all means. I asked her to come first, dat'll give her d moni wen we see, she no gree, and has subsequently stopped chatting wiv me as usual.

Ordinarily, I'd have vexed and deleted d b*tch off ma bb, end it dere, not minding d amount I've spent but I don't want to give up just yet. I actually do mind d moni I've spent and dis is a girl it'll pain me if I end up losing out cuz she obviously finks she has jammed a mugu. All I wanna do is play my cards ryt and poke dis girl b4 she leaves town. She told me she'll be leaving on friday, 2day is tuesday already. Help me out guys, I need tips.

Guy na wa 4 u o. U wan cheat babe n babe shw u say she smart pass u, u kon dy para say u no wan leave am nau. No b chop u wan chop am b4?
I wonda which sensible persn wil stil wana b wilin to lay his cock 4 sale at any tin in btw d skirt in dis STD age...
If u wana f.u/ck, den play d game her way else, back out!

Jaykizz:
Guy na wa 4 u o. U wan cheat babe n babe shw u say she smart pass u, u kon dy para say u no wan leave am nau. No b chop u wan chop am b4?
I wonda which sensible persn wil stil wana b wilin to lay his cock 4 sale at any tin in btw d skirt in dis STD age...
If u wana f.u/ck, den play d game her way else, back out!

Play d game her way? Are you sure you have a d*ck between ur legs @ all? Wat sorta man allows a woman dictate to him?

@ OP.

Tell her say shey she no sabi say you be hairdresser? Say make she come. You go do the hair for am. And when she come, you go do the hair wey dey her down below with your deak.

na because of dis small issue, you carry yoursef come NL?

aaaahahahahaahhahaha LOOOOOOOOOOOOL LEAVE THE GIRL, JUST WANTS MONEY

Mega crap!!!

Kockane:
I hate it wen girls feel they are wise.

she is wise.....money 4 hand, back 4 ground! Or u wan chop clean mouth?

gree-die:

she is wise.....money 4 hand, back 4 ground! Or u wan chop clean mouth?

And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless

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Are you for real? You sound so confident of ur looks, I'd really like to check you out doe, ow do we go about it? [/quo




seriously get a life bro.
Not interested!

Kockane:

Bro, problem is she just wldnt cum if she doesn't see d bank alert. Its not like I can't bloody afford d money, buh why d hell wld a girl be dictating -ish to me? I hate it wen girls feel they are wise.

how much is the money sef?
i know say hair nor pass 4K
abi ladies na lie i talk

if its african queen it could even be 3k5
and for bob marley its 4k excluding weave
except maybe its rihanna it could be 5k

me sef don forget prices for hair, cos i don pay taya!!

Sorry bros,no be every time wey hunter enter bush dey see bushmeat catch.

She go chop your money.

She must chop your money!

Advice? Tell her you love her and can't sleep or eat, and you lov her hair just the way it is.

If that down't work, walk away.

debosky: She must chop your money!

Advice? Tell her you love her and can't sleep or eat, and you lov her hair just the way it is.

If that down't work, walk away.

dobo dobo!!

Kockane:
And I'm d maga dat'll keep droppin d moni witout getn laid abi? Money wen I spend ontop dis girl no b small o, fish, wine, beer, suya, went clubbing, hotel bills, next morning breakfast yet no show! Why are some girls just plain heartless

Bros, u don suffer oh. Arghhhh!!! U for r*pe her now. Haba! Some girls here are even in support of what the girl did, hmnnn, birds of a feather.

debosky: She must chop your money!

Advice? Tell her you love her and can't sleep or eat, and you lov her hair just the way it is.

If that down't work, walk away.

This one na old skool experience.