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Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by ThugLife1(m): 2:40am On Dec 23, 2007
A woman goes to her boyfriend's parents' house for dinner. This is to be her first time meeting the family and she is very nervous. They all sit down and begin eating a fine meal. The woman is beginning to feel a little discomfort, thanks to her nervousness and the broccoli casserole. The gas pains are almost making her eyes water. Left with no other choice, she decides to relieve herself a bit and lets out a dainty little fart.

It wasn't loud, but everyone at the table heard the poot. Before she even had a chance to be embarrassed, her boyfriend's father looked over at the dog that had been snoozing at the women's feet, and said in a rather stern voice, "Ginger!" The woman thought, "This is great!" and a big smile came across her face. A couple minutes later, she was beginning to feel the pain again. This time, she didn't even hesitate.

She let a much louder and longer fart rip. The father again looked at the dog and yelled, "Dammit Ginger!" Once again the woman smiled and thought, "yes!" A few minutes later the woman had to let another one rip. This time she didn't even think about it. She let rip with a fart that rivaled a train whistle blowing. Again, the father looked at the dog with disgust and yelled, "dammit Ginger, get away from her before she shits on you!"
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by Nobody: 3:36am On Dec 23, 2007
lmao. . .
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by Migines(m): 8:04am On Dec 23, 2007
Funny recycled joke.
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by tjtj1(m): 8:23am On Dec 23, 2007
Look at wat i hav sayin. recycled jokez and d name of the dog waz not evn ginger. wat time of dog name is that anyway. undecided
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by Migines(m): 8:51am On Dec 23, 2007
A beautifull type. U can name ur dogs anything, even "grrrrh". I have two dogs named "JAMES"&"BOND".
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by ThugLife1(m): 8:54am On Dec 23, 2007
Migines:

Funny recycled joke.
Really?
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by Migines(m): 9:02am On Dec 23, 2007
Yeah.
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by ThugLife1(m): 9:03am On Dec 23, 2007
ic
Re: Very Funny Joke , Poor Lady: by Migines(m): 9:04am On Dec 23, 2007
Gud 4.Ya

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