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Mumu Girl by larride(m): 12:10pm On Aug 16, 2012
A Lady asked her boyfriend " how much
do you love me?
Boy: I love you so much, can't
measure.......
Girl: No just tell me....
Boy: Okay I am like a phone and you are
my sim card, there's no me without
you......
Girl: aaaaaawww that is so romantic .......
(Boy says 2 himself) see mumu !! What if
I'm a china phone wit 3 sims?
Re: Mumu Girl by bunmioguns(m): 1:48pm On Aug 16, 2012
undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Mumu Girl by zealot4me(f): 2:38pm On Aug 16, 2012
grin grin grin grin grin
Re: Mumu Girl by Chokolee(m): 3:54pm On Aug 16, 2012
E don te wia we de see dis joke na...well u try sha, make e no b like say u waste ur MB
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 5:15pm On Aug 16, 2012
bunmioguns: undecided undecided undecided undecided undecided

I know say you no sabi laff so I go help you grin grin grin grin grin grin

Chokolee: E don te wia we de see dis joke na...well u try sha, make e no b like say u waste ur MB

Thank you, we don hear undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Mumu Girl by Exponental(m): 5:23pm On Aug 16, 2012
He doesnt need 2 be a china fone. Just change d sim..........or av anoda sim as extra.
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 6:05pm On Aug 16, 2012
Exponental: He doesnt need 2 be a china fone. Just change d sim..........or av anoda sim as extra..


True
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 6:11pm On Aug 16, 2012

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Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 6:14pm On Aug 16, 2012
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 11:27pm On Aug 16, 2012
~vicky~:


Beht why sweetheart, why now?
Re: Mumu Girl by bbporsche: 10:44am On Aug 17, 2012
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 10:47am On Aug 17, 2012
larride:


Beht why sweetheart, why now?

the joke no make sense you know now
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 7:01pm On Aug 17, 2012
~vicky~:


the joke no make sense you know now

Which rubbish u dey talk?
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 7:15pm On Aug 17, 2012
larride:

Which rubbish u dey talk?



undecided undecided undecided

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Re: Mumu Girl by bunmioguns(m): 7:54am On Aug 18, 2012
~vicky~:


the joke no make sense you know now
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.
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grin grin grin grin grin grin now this is the real Joke. . .thanks my dearest vicky
.
*gives her a peck*
Re: Mumu Girl by uprigtd: 11:18am On Aug 18, 2012
i don search my boxers i no c the yoke... Abeg where d yoke... *still seaching*
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 11:50am On Aug 18, 2012
uprigt_d: i don search my boxers i no c the yoke... Abeg where d yoke... *still seaching*

Check inside your head, mumu man undecided undecided undecided undecided
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 6:40pm On Aug 20, 2012
bunmioguns:
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grin grin grin grin grin grin now this is the real Joke. . .thanks my dearest vicky
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*gives her a peck*

kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss
Re: Mumu Girl by larride(m): 7:51pm On Aug 20, 2012
~vicky~:


kiss kiss kiss kiss kiss

Slaps her angrily
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 12:32pm On Aug 21, 2012
larride:

Slaps her angrily

dont be green-eyed angry angry angry
Re: Mumu Girl by speeder(m): 10:36pm On Aug 21, 2012
~vicky~:


the joke no make sense you know now
It wouldn't to you cos you're ashamed if we said you're the mumu gel right. Honey
Re: Mumu Girl by bunmioguns(m): 3:41pm On Aug 22, 2012
larride: Folds her breast angrily angry angry angry angry angry angry



*gives him dirty slap embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Mumu Girl by Nobody: 7:30pm On Aug 22, 2012
speeder:
It wouldn't to you cos you're ashamed if we said you're the mumu gel right. Honey

geez..............Mr...get a life undecided undecided undecided

or are u trying to get my attention as well

u no reach now angry angry
Re: Mumu Girl by speeder(m): 8:41am On Aug 23, 2012
~vicky~:


geez..............Mr...get a life undecided undecided undecided

or are u trying to get my attention as well

u no reach now angry angry
cu:nt. I'm busy. Try next time

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