MRbrownJAY: i think a single broke guy is perfect , in the sense that whoever you attract, you will certainly know that she is attracted to you as a person and nothing else.

as i always say: "if you are not good enough for someone at your worst, then that same person doesnt deserve you at your best."

Mynd_44: Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?

LesbianBoy: This thread is the opposite of Dailynews thread titled ''the miseries of being single and comfortable''

Here are some of the pitfalls of being single & BROKE without prior love includes:

1. ladies see you as a LAZY man and a LOSER even without giving you a moment to know who you are and whether you are hardworking or not.

2. People see you as a irresponsible and a NFA(No future ambition) kinda guy!

3. Family torments you every now & then especially wen u start clocking 35 plus(that time you cant have fun even if its a little cos if you do, they will quickly remind you that emeka or yemi or farouk your classmate in secondary school is married with kids and 'doing well' and you are there 'wasting' you life!)


4. You dont attract girls and even if you do, its girls way past their prime or local 'plain janes' that will be attracted to you!(if you doubt ask yourself, have you ever seen a truck pusher or labourer having a genevieve look-alike or omotola lookalike as girlfriend or wife? Girls like that always go for the rich businessmen! .....#fact)

5. You cant get a lady's attention not to talk of finding love becos 99% of ladies(especially naija ladies) wont be attracted to you in the first place cos of your BROKE status & wont even bother to know if you have a good personality as a person.(did i hear you say its not true? then why are naija guys complaining? Most of the places i go, things i have read, people i have listened to on radio, T.V the same complain, even here on nairaland there are so many threads in this romance section that advices naija girls in one way or the other to stop looking for 'READY-MADE' guys and shunning BROKE guys because the broke guys can become rich tomorrow!...... )

6. People may sometimes misinterprete you as gay becos girls dont come around you!

7. You will develop fear for marriage and an unknown hatred 4 girls (without you realizing you have developed such hatred with time) cos they dont want you!

8. You eat rubbish cos you have no money to afford good food or a helper(atleast as a rich guy even if you cant cook, you can get a mistress or hire a cook to do the cooking for you or even there are many fast food joints that sell 'real food' together with snacks and not just snacks alone! You can always go and buy some for yourself! But a BROKE guy cant do all these!)

9. you ''self-service'' cos of loneliness!(A rich guy can get a mistress or ashawo to kill ''CONJI'' with his money but a broke guy cant cos you will be thinking of eating first before thinking of punny! )

10. you have sleepless nights

11. your world doesnt look ''bright'' to the world and nobody wants to associate with you, nobody wants their daughter to associate with you, while you die inside in deep pains & no one will ever listen when you complain cos they believe you are not working hard enough or you are very lazy!

share more of your experiences, views, observations, etc...

MRbrownJAY: i think a single broke guy is perfect , in the sense that whoever you attract, you will certainly know that she is attracted to you as a person and nothing else.

as i always say: "if you are not good enough for someone at your worst, then that same person doesnt deserve you at your best."

Mynd_44: Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?

ondo_boi: LOL @ topic.

Everyone see you as a useless and good for nothing.
will be a prime suspect, should the event of armed robbery take place in his area

MRbrownJAY: i think a single broke guy is perfect , in the sense that whoever you attract, you will certainly know that she is attracted to you as a person and nothing else.

as i always say: "if you are not good enough for someone at your worst, then that same person doesnt deserve you at your best."

ondo_boi: LOL @ topic.

Everyone see you as a useless and good for nothing.
will be a prime suspect, should the event of armed robbery take place in his area

ondo_boi: LOL @ topic.

Everyone see you as a useless and good for nothing.
will be a prime suspect, should the event of armed robbery take place in his area

ondo_boi: LOL @ topic.

Everyone see you as a useless and good for nothing.
will be a prime suspect, should the event of armed robbery take place in his area

Mynd_44: Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?

CeaserB: Omo No Be Lie.
Being Single And Broke No Be Beans.
It Had To Take The Daily Miracles Of An Agege Bread Girl To Save Me Back In The Days.
Angels Comes In Different Packages.
Most Single Guys Just Don't Recognize Their Angels When They See Them.
I Don't Need Have A Genevieve or Omotola To Know That I've Found Me A Good Wife.

God Bless The Agege Bread Girl

flow1759:
dats if u have bad reputation[b]
dats if u have bad reputation[/b]
dats if u have bad reputation

MRbrownJAY: i think a single broke guy is perfect , in the sense that whoever you attract, you will certainly know that she is attracted to you as a person and nothing else.

as i always say: "if you are not good enough for someone at your worst, then that same person doesnt deserve you at your best."

realmscape: are ur sure she'll like this name..

LesbianBoy: This thread is the opposite of Dailynews thread titled ''the miseries of being single and comfortable''

Here are some of the pitfalls of being single & BROKE without prior love includes:

1. ladies see you as a LAZY man and a LOSER even without giving you a moment to know who you are and whether you are hardworking or not.

2. People see you as a irresponsible and a NFA(No future ambition) kinda guy!

3. Family torments you every now & then especially wen u start clocking 35 plus(that time you cant have fun even if its a little cos if you do, they will quickly remind you that emeka or yemi or farouk your classmate in secondary school is married with kids and 'doing well' and you are there 'wasting' you life!)


4. You dont attract girls and even if you do, its girls way past their prime or local 'plain janes' that will be attracted to you!(if you doubt ask yourself, have you ever seen a truck pusher or labourer having a genevieve look-alike or omotola lookalike as girlfriend or wife? Girls like that always go for the rich businessmen! .....#fact)

5. You cant get a lady's attention not to talk of finding love becos 99% of ladies(especially naija ladies) wont be attracted to you in the first place cos of your BROKE status & wont even bother to know if you have a good personality as a person.(did i hear you say its not true? then why are naija guys complaining? Most of the places i go, things i have read, people i have listened to on radio, T.V the same complain, even here on nairaland there are so many threads in this romance section that advices naija girls in one way or the other to stop looking for 'READY-MADE' guys and shunning BROKE guys because the broke guys can become rich tomorrow!...... )

6. People may sometimes misinterprete you as gay becos girls dont come around you!

7. You will develop fear for marriage and an unknown hatred 4 girls (without you realizing you have developed such hatred with time) cos they dont want you!

8. You eat rubbish cos you have no money to afford good food or a helper(atleast as a rich guy even if you cant cook, you can get a mistress or hire a cook to do the cooking for you or even there are many fast food joints that sell 'real food' together with snacks and not just snacks alone! You can always go and buy some for yourself! But a BROKE guy cant do all these!)

9. you ''self-service'' cos of loneliness!(A rich guy can get a mistress or ashawo to kill ''CONJI'' with his money but a broke guy cant cos you will be thinking of eating first before thinking of punny! )

10. you have sleepless nights

11. your world doesnt look ''bright'' to the world and nobody wants to associate with you, nobody wants their daughter to associate with you, while you die inside in deep pains & no one will ever listen when you complain cos they believe you are not working hard enough or you are very lazy!

share more of your experiences, views, observations, etc...

DailyNews:

This is so so so hilarious, hey guy you are so more than too much I must confess. I commot cap for you, woooow....Lolz..all your points though carved from mine, are so more than the obvious truth. Now, this calls for a rethink and meditation among our dear sisters out there....guys are no longer smiling, pls change your orientations for good. do not say that Nigerian guys too dey complain, remember, one adage in my village says that: WHENEVER A CHILD OR KID IS CRYING AND POINTING AT A PARTICULAR DIRECTION, THAT IT MUST EITHER BE THAT HIS MOTHER OR FATHER IS THERE! Lolz, lovely post @LesbianBoy!

Mynd_44: Am I the only one who thinks Lesbianboy is describing himself?