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WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 1:16pm On Aug 23, 2012
Let's assume that you are in a burning house and God forbid though and you have the chance to take one thing out of the house WHICHEVER pertains to you out of those listed below which are:
1.50 Million cash
2.Your Mummy
3.Your Daddy
4.Your Lover
5.Your 5yrs old son
6.Your Holy Book
7.Your Certificate...

WHAT one thing will YOU pick out and WHY?
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by slimyem: 1:27pm On Aug 23, 2012
please swallow your nonsense scenario make we hear word...
Next please!!!

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Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by claremont(m): 1:37pm On Aug 23, 2012
Mummy, all the way bruv. I'm an unrepentant mummy's boy! grin

1. 50 million cash: No, because I can always work and make more money.
2. Daddy: He doesn't deserve it!
3. Lover: Getting a new lover is like 'buy one, get two free' these days. grin
4. 5 yrs old son: It's harsh but I can always get another.
5. Holy Book: Bleep that shit!
6. Certificate: The uni will always print me another.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by omega25red(m): 1:57pm On Aug 23, 2012
who keeps 50 mil in the house?
can't your parents get off their azzes and run out
the only person you should give 2shits about is your kid
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by Nobody: 1:58pm On Aug 23, 2012
very simple:
ask daddy to pick up the cash and run out, tell mummy/lover to run out of the building then I grab my son and run out of the building.....everything else can easily be replaced....et voila!
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by cindyrella(f): 2:15pm On Aug 23, 2012
slimyem: please swallow your nonsense scenario make we hear word...
Next please!!!
Lmao! Wicked!!
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by OgidiOlu3(m): 2:21pm On Aug 23, 2012
I'll go 4 my 5-yr-old boy.

50 million cash: Not worth it, since u're still gonna use about half of it to bury four ppl.

Mummy: she's gonna die of sadness after witnessing d death of three ppl one of which is her husband and another her grandson.

Daddy: seriously, who thinks of daddy first?

Lover: maybe 'wife' would have been better.

Holy book and Certificate: fvcck them, we're talking of lives here.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 2:36pm On Aug 23, 2012
slimyem: please swallow your nonsense scenario make we hear word...
Next please!!!

I'm scared the kinda of planet that you are from.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by Eiregirl(f): 2:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
My child would be the only thing on my mind at that moment in time!
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 2:43pm On Aug 23, 2012
MRbrownJAY: very simple:
ask daddy to pick up the cash and run out, tell mummy/lover to run out of the building then I grab my son and run out of the building.....everything else can easily be replaced....et voila!

You are going against the rule doing that.

Remember!Only one thing to be taken out.Okay?
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by MMM2(m): 2:48pm On Aug 23, 2012
Op

God forbid

I don't wish such thing
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by Nobody: 2:52pm On Aug 23, 2012
legalwealth:
You are going against the rule doing that.
Remember!Only one thing to be taken out.Okay?

and as you can see by what i wrote, my son is the only thing I will be taking out.......while others take the rest, lol!
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 2:54pm On Aug 23, 2012
MRbrownJAY:

and as you can see by what i wrote, my son is the only thing I will be taking out.......while others take the rest, lol!

Hmm!You wanna proove smart.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by koozy(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2012
omega25red:

who keeps 50 mil in the house?
can't your parents get off their azzes and run out
the only person you should give 2shits about is your kid
Let's go home now. This is why we are here
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 2:56pm On Aug 23, 2012
M M M: Op

God forbid

I don't wish such thing

I already said that at the beginning...
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by kilimanjaro(m): 3:46pm On Aug 23, 2012
All this childish queshion sef
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by dabrake(m): 4:03pm On Aug 23, 2012
no dispute, my mum. I can always get others
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by OgidiOlu3(m): 4:09pm On Aug 23, 2012
dabrake: no dispute, my mum. I can always get others

can u get ur another dad?
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by AleciaM(f): 4:40pm On Aug 23, 2012
@op d only thing I will pick is 50m, cos my mum, dad, lover, son are not things. So the things here are 50m, holy book and certificate. I can always start something with the 50m, no nid of cert cos I av a copy in my mail*smiles*(am sure I won't need it again any ways) and for holy book am sure papa God understands*winks*
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by vizion: 7:56pm On Aug 23, 2012
legalwealth: Let's assume that you are in a burning house and God forbid though and you have the chance to take one thing out of the house WHICHEVER pertains to you out of those listed below which are:
1.50 Million cash (what currency)
2.Your Mummy (she needs to be with her husband)
3.Your Daddy (he needs to be with his wife)
4.Your Lover (would leave me cause i did not get the money too)
5.Your 5yrs old son (would give me hell cause i did not save the money)
6.Your Holy Book (salvation is not in any book)
7.Your Certificate...(is it worth more than the 50million)

WHAT one thing will YOU pick out and WHY?
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by Ubado: 7:20am On Aug 24, 2012
My certificate.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 7:48pm On Aug 24, 2012
Ubado: My certificate.

From which planet are you from?
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by AdeniyiA(m): 9:12pm On Aug 24, 2012
YOURSELF
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by AdeniyiA(m): 9:13pm On Aug 24, 2012
when such a scenario occurs u cant even rembr/think of carryin anything.
so the only thing u carry or save is YOURSELF
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by legalwealth(m): 9:49pm On Aug 24, 2012
Adeniyi A.:
when such a scenario occurs u cant even rembr/think of carryin anything.
so the only thing u carry or save is YOURSELF

You are right but I partially agree with you.
Re: WHAT one THING Will YOU Pick Out? by AdeniyiA(m): 8:35am On Aug 25, 2012
legalwealth:

You are right but I partially agree with you.
well putting it straightforward, u PICK RACE

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