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My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 5:47pm On Aug 23, 2012
At a Sunday worship service, Pastor
said; Turn to your left and say to your
neighbour, "neighbour, it shall be
permanent in your life". I turned to my
left and saw a cripple.
Apparentlyconfused and full of pity, I stared at him and said; P...lease don't mind Pastor.
He replied; O Boy, na God save you o°°°°, I wish you talk am, I for take slap scatter your face.

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Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by ismokeweed1(f): 6:19pm On Aug 23, 2012
lolololololol
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 7:03pm On Aug 23, 2012
^ ^ Thanks 4 the laugh grin grin
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Nobody: 8:17pm On Aug 23, 2012
hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy


i dey imagine how your face go be if the cripple slap you....thank God you no talk cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 8:21pm On Aug 23, 2012
~vicky~:
hahaha cheesy cheesy cheesy


i dey imagine how your face go be if the cripple slap you....thank God you no talk cheesy cheesy cheesy

hahahaha grin grin grin

. . .you for nor fit recognise me again.
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Nobody: 8:27pm On Aug 23, 2012
what made you to say 'dont mind pastor" where u dat scared or what? (jus asking)
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Nobody: 1:12am On Aug 24, 2012
I no know say u get sense like dis! Lol cheesy
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 4:39am On Aug 24, 2012
~vicky~:
what made you to say 'dont mind pastor" where u dat scared or what? (jus asking)

hmmm I fear warri people . . .scared na understatement grin
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 4:40am On Aug 24, 2012
fluid26: I no know say u get sense like dis! Lol cheesy

grin grin
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Ubado: 6:22am On Aug 24, 2012
Lols. I dont know you people's problem with worri. Is worri the only part in nigeria that is very bad! Mr. Man thanks alot for the jokes. I appreciate it.
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by CrazyMan(m): 1:29am On Aug 25, 2012
Nice joke keep it up wink
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by spicyv1(f): 4:56pm On Sep 14, 2012
Ubado: Lols. I dont know you people's problem with worri. Is worri the only part in nigeria that is very bad! Mr. Man thanks alot for the jokes. I appreciate it.

Hello sir/Ma'am, it is Warri not worri. Nope we aren't bad, just street smart and peculiar cheesy

@ Acido, cheesy you are truly wise. The slap wey you for receive woulda resulted in partial deafness. Lol. Sharp guy.
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Acidosis(m): 5:10pm On Sep 14, 2012
spicy v:

Hello sir/Ma'am, it is Warri not worri. Nope we aren't bad, just street smart and peculiar cheesy

@ Acido, cheesy you are truly wise. The slap wey you for receive woulda resulted in partial deafness. Lol. Sharp guy.

hahahahah grin grin thank God u said partial.. grin

sweet sister!
Re: My Xperience 4 Warri Church by Nobody: 11:19pm On Sep 14, 2012
Abeg try bgin do stand up comedy...hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha *angry face*

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