CONVERSATION BETWEEN AKPORS AND GIRLFRIEND - EKAITTE

Ekaitte: Baby do u still luv me like before?

Akpors: Yes luv! My luv for u will never change.

Ekaitte: Dats my babyyyy(y). I want u to buy me somtin.

Akpors: Just name it

Ekaitte: It's just one BB porsche sha.

Akpors: No problem. Just find out d price and let me knw.

Ekaitte: It's N450,000.

Akpors: Is it manual or authomatic? Is it still in a good shape, as in, d engine. Have u checked d fuel consumption too?

Ekaitte: Honey, is not a car o. It's a phone.

Akpors: Phone?!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dat means it will have a fridge, generator set, plasma and a wardrobe, shey?

Ekaite: Are u buyin it or not?

Akpors: Pls am not o! I can't!

Ekaitte: Helloooooo!

Akpors: Hiiiiiiiii!

Ekaitte: Dnt even bother again. I'll call Alhaji to get it for me dis evening.

Akpors: Better still, call Atiku, he will be faster.

Ekaitte(sad, cry): 'am goin to delete u.

Akpors: Is ur fone hanging? Cos I have deleted u since u mentioned porsche. How much be bride price for Igbo land sef?
(STRAIGHT FACE)