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If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 4:29pm On Jan 03, 2008
If men got pregnant,

1. Morning sickness would rank as the nations
number one health problem.

2. Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay.

3. Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

4. Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

5. All methods of birth control would become 100% effective.

6. Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

7. There would be a cure for stretch marks.

8. They would serve beer instead of coffee at antenatal classes.

9. Men wouldn't think twins were so cute.

10. Sons would have to come home from dates by 9 pm.


happy xmas and merry new year grin grin grin grin
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ayusman16(m): 4:34pm On Jan 03, 2008
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin Cool with number 8
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 4:54pm On Jan 03, 2008
U don deh get liver deh yab us abi? Ne way cool.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:27pm On Jan 03, 2008
Tessy,

U attended the Berlin conference and u came back to do this?

U wan kill me? grin grin grin grin grin
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 8:41pm On Jan 03, 2008
Since many times ago.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 7:25am On Jan 04, 2008
no be me talk am ooo
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:31am On Jan 04, 2008
I trust u na
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 8:41am On Jan 04, 2008
I wan been vex when i see this post. Then i look the name of the poster.

Then i just bone because no be today tessybaby don dey reason like who get mouth for Yaba Left-side.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:47am On Jan 04, 2008
Guy e be likesay u wan eter 2 of us. Make i go re-inforce
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 8:48am On Jan 04, 2008
Ben don dey plan dis attack, e don tey.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 8:51am On Jan 04, 2008
chei ben! grin tess na u be dis

ol girl u try well well nice one grin grin grin grin grin wink

iteun reinforce with gunpoint and teadr
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:58am On Jan 04, 2008
Gunpoint - exile

TT - Absent

Sauckid - training abroad

Kronky - -No idea

Migines - Gentleman

Thuggy - too reckless

I am left to do this alone
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 9:22am On Jan 04, 2008
ROFLMAO grin
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 10:29am On Jan 04, 2008
ben~jay:

I wan been vex when i see this post. Then i look the name of the poster.

Then i just bone because no be today tessybaby don dey reason like who get mouth for Yaba Left-side.

Ben keep on attacking me but just know i will
not give in to ur proposal NEVER
wink wink wink
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 10:32am On Jan 04, 2008
i see lipsrsealed
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by cute9jaguy(m): 10:37am On Jan 04, 2008
Your wishes wont come true! AMEN grin grin grin
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ravenzord(m): 12:26pm On Jan 04, 2008
TESSY U GET MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH,neways it's good 2 dream,u sure say ur 2nd name no be josephina?
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 3:06pm On Jan 04, 2008
raven why u too dey miss yarn
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 4:36pm On Jan 04, 2008
ravenzord:

TESSY You GET MOOOOOOOOOOOOOUTH,neways it's good 2 dream,u sure say your 2nd name no be josephina?

Guy how you take know. shakes Tessybaby

@Tessy Na for your dreams i ask you out ?
Swthrt Even if you join mountain of fire and miracles, I no go still fall for you.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ThugLife1(m): 6:03pm On Jan 04, 2008
em em oh ok
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 7:25am On Jan 07, 2008
@ BEN
U want make i talk abi?
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 8:05am On Jan 07, 2008
Silence is the best answer for a f**L
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by clemcykul(f): 9:15am On Jan 07, 2008
like you ryte
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 11:05am On Jan 07, 2008
ituen:

Gunpoint - exile

TT - Absent

Sauckid - training abroad

Kronky - -No idea

Migines - Gentleman

Thuggy - too reckless

I am left to do this alone

i'm back and need i tell you,my services dont come cheap
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 11:08am On Jan 07, 2008
. . . . They come wit a bottle of shepé
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 11:10am On Jan 07, 2008
to appease the gods and fallen heroes
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by Migines(m): 11:41am On Jan 07, 2008
And d sacred spirits guarding ur digestive system.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by ituen(m): 2:57pm On Jan 07, 2008
Definition of SHEPE in relation to SAUCEKID

The fuel that drives his brain.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 3:19pm On Jan 07, 2008
atleast he has brains. . some pple head dey filled with surdust here.
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by tessybaby(f): 3:48pm On Jan 07, 2008
like yours abi?
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by benjay1(m): 3:55pm On Jan 07, 2008
Looks at tessy's post and laughs. You looking for someone that will deminish your rep on this forum right ?
Re: If Men Got Pregnant by saucekid(m): 4:01pm On Jan 07, 2008
synonymous name
ituen and rape

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