This thread is soo funny. Where are u going to keep all that stuff?? Unless u are renting a bq or such. Dont even try it.
Where do u want ur roomates to keep their own stuff when you take up all the space in the room??

lol.Definitely nt in Naija
My mum wld ask u if ure bout gettin married

Smh.. Jst remember to go with ur brain though.

tseew! See list oh!


You for kuku carry your whole family dey go school nau


Labbiiiiiish!

naijaboiy:


I don laugh die for here....

Op wan carry truck go school

Hehehe, I tire oh

naijaboiy:

see list abeg

School fees no dey inside o

Lmao.. Na true seff


I just wonder what the OP was thinking writing all those stuff

Television
*. TV License
*. DVD Player
*. DVDs (a DVD wallet case might be a good idea if you want to save room by not taking tons of boxes)
*. SCART/composite video lead
*. Power lead
*. Freeview box
*. Games Consoles
*. MP3 Player/iPod
*. USB Lead (Charger)
*. Mains Charger
*. Headphones
*. Docking Station
*. Speakers
*. CD Player
*. CDs
*. CD Case/Rack
*. Headphones

As a serious student Or na Party u wan go ? YOU better think twice

Wey school fee and other departmental dues? Lmao

Hhahahaahahha omo this list na die

I don die...shuuuu..c list

I laff in Spanish... kikikikjakakikikikikikikiki

valmunich:

Lmao.. Na true seff


I just wonder what the OP was thinking writing all those stuff

Give my Mum this list and forget about school that year

naijaboiy:

see list abeg

School fees no dey inside o

The person that composed this list is high on Cow poo

priscaoge:


Give my Mum this list and forget about school that year

hehehe


No sane person buys all that, no matter how affluent your parents seems to be

naijaboiy:


I tell you...em for buy house too and car sef

The guy forget say without school fees,nobody know am. Wetin enter em head na TV,CD, DVD, SPEAKER, blab bla bla shey na party ni

valmunich:

hehehe


No sane person buys all that, no matter how affluent your parents seems to be

The list is hilarious!

naijaboiy:

Be like na jand em wan school

Lol

Ridiculous list IMO.

Unncessary stuffs.

priscaoge:



The guy forget say without school fees,nobody know am. Wetin enter em head na TV,CD, DVD, SPEAKER, blab bla bla shey na party ni

CSL

The nigga wan flex life

Ohh!! Op you forgot.
2014 Rang Rover sport- this will be needed for party crashing.
A mini van- this should preferably be a siena or maybe a Hiace bus just to convey friends and well wishers from hostels to lecture halls.
A yatcht- should in case you and a girlriend wanna go have a nice time.
A private Jet- this will come handy when there is an emergency, anytin can happen.
BULLCRAP!!
You ONLY need to take TWO things with you when going to school; your BRAIN and ENOUGH MONEY.

Say watin happen nah

OP all this b'cos you be fresher....Do you take all these stuffs to school

UniqueGem:
Ohh!! Op you forgot.
2014 Rang Rover sport- this will be needed for party crashing.
A mini van- this should preferably be a siena or maybe a Hiace bus just to convey friends and well wishers from hostels to lecture halls.
A yatcht- should in case you and a girlriend wanna go have a nice time.
A private Jet- this will come handy when there is an emergency, anytin can happen.
BULLCRAP!!
You ONLY need to take TWO things with you when going to school; your BRAIN and ENOUGH MONEY.

On point

lol badt guy...stop jonzin

nawao OP are u sure u ard a nigerian?

Omo Nah Marriage U Dy Go.OR ..Nah Passport,ticket,hotel Reservation Money And Money For Processing Admission Into Harvard Be Dix #diz 1 Iz Strong

na husband house u da go@op.......

Not a serious thread.

tpiander:
Not a serious thread.

Blaqqcorleone:
Omo Nah Marriage U Dy Go.OR ..Nah Passport,ticket,hotel Reservation Money And Money For Processing Admission Into Harvard Be Dix #diz 1 Iz Strong

tpiander:
Not a serious thread.

i thought as much. It seems the guy dey go harvard

Honestly, the lists were very interesting to read, but let's be realistic. Which space u wan take keep all of them? The things on the grocery list are way too much for a Nigerian university. You have to consider the space you're going to make us of and cut back on some unnecessary things like speakers, toasters, cameras (you can actually use ur phone cam as a substitute for that, at least until there is really need for one).

I mean, of course who wouldn't love to have all those things? I know I would. But unless you're planning to move into your own house and you have the money, I think you should only focus on the essentials like notepads, course handouts, textbooks, and your food materials... Etc

No offence, really. It's just an opinion.

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