Little Johnny the Conductor

Little Johnny was in the kitchen playing with his toy train as his father cooked dinner.
Little Johnny stopped the train and said, ''All you damn assholes who want to get off, get the hell off. All those who want to get on, get the hell on!''

''Little Johnny!'' exclaimed his father. ''I can't believe you are using that language! You should be ashamed of yourself! I want you to go to your room and don't come back until you have thought about what you've done!''

So Little Johnny goes to his room and comes back an hour or so later.

He resumes playing with his train, only this time when he stops it he says, ''All of you ladies and gentlemen who want to get off, you may now get off, and those who want to get on, you may now also get on. And as for those of you who have a problem with the hour delay, talk to the asshole in the kitchen!''

Now that the Innovative Miggy

The joke rocks but its technical though

Lol. Yeah, technical jokes are d funnies if u hit d right spot at once.

rofmlo hehhehhe nice one

;d

good

lmao

Every body is LMAO but i believe some dont understand it

. . . . . Bc0s u think ure d smartest kid on d block ryte?
Hope u get d picture now.

Ow! Culd it be possible u dont even _stand it?

The joke was funny before,now is not funny

BRiGHTER GRAMMAR DUDE!

lol
that was funny
keep it up boi


remember don't take it personal, this is jokes section

Thanks 4 modifing but ders still somn else. Bet u dint c dat.

Am not modifying anything here Migs
I can see that you are angry,are you hungry?

Boxing on the 20th of January
Migines Vs Thug life
gate fee: big biceps

am off to the gym

Seriously av seen dis joke bfore even though Oga Migs tried to modify

Nice joke.

*shoots ayusman for that statement*

. . . .*and he dies instantly*

hangs him on a tree to dry off

birds eat off his remaining scrap

And his bones are being used as specimens at labs.

all around kuvuki land

And neighbouring settlements.

his skull is dried and presented to me for serving my cat.

and yo cat suffers from food poisoning.

but recovers from eating the food from the asshole in the kitchen

and the cat bites tufes asshole

And the dog had a great time feasting on d bitten assh0le.

sure, and the dog lived happily ever after from that day onwards

and the dog later died of AIDS.