[color=#990000][/color]Abeg, pls no vex, make u help me give me the money wey i ask for u ;DAbeg, pls no vex, make u help me give me the money wey i ask for u

so therefore

I pray to God to granted me quick recovering...

Arsenal and Man U are the greater rivalry in England.

I was come

av u offed d light?

Nepa bring the light.

the player that suppose to play the penarity is in the bench.

seriously

[quote author=lordmassac]Arsenal and Man U are the greater rivalry in England seriously

I dint like it o

I will not allow for you to bully my brother.

I want to go and baff
the rain is falling
nijuria instead of nigeria
karaway you there instead of get way

the rain is plenty

can you follow me fight?

as it tailed that you are here?as in as it been tailed you've been waiting for me?

The time I three minutes to six thirty.

I just finished drinking mango.

lordmassac: I came to your house, but u didn't dey

I saw you there and I'm seeing you here... Are you twice?

Open the tap to the loudest.

Y are u hiding your talented? Can't u joking?

You r hereby invited for d NL joke contest because u r earned d recognition pls go to https://www.nairaland.com/1063783/nairaland-joke-contest-new-edition#12399976

As a soccerer, you are expected to purchase the opponents before they distribute the ball to the striker to score.

We are mucher than them

Enter ur shoe and follow me

Why are you disturb?

OPEYEMI AD: Unirating is shaking me

That is to say,"ito ngbon mi" nice one bruva.

Rajivol: A teacher to his student.....
Hey u boy,help me call the person in ur forward..
Student: but the somebody is too farer to me otherwise I would shout 4 him who kwns he may hears me..
Teacher: Good boy.. Ideas are always full 4ur heads

Rajivol, thanks for cracking me up big time. You're so funny!

My mouth is paining me I am sense I want to germinate more teeth

US is travelling for christmas

US is travelling for christmas!

tomorrow, i want you to come with your father, your mother and both your parents

i will rather kill my self than commit suicide.

†ђξ cockroach entered M̶̲̥̅γ̲̣̣̥ window through †ђξ room.......

I pickin U̶̲̥̅̊я calls but Ɣ☺ΰ were not calling.......

if this is how you people speak english, include me out.