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Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 4:42pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
1) BRAIN TUMOR: Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor. Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy) Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you? Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb? Doctor: Then why are you so happy? Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 2) MR. BEAN WHILE IN GRADE SCHOOL: Teacher: What is 5 plus 4? Mr. Bean: 9 Teacher: What is 4 plus 5? Mr. Bean: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!! 3) WHILE IN A DRUG STORE: Mr. Bean: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson. Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C? Mr. Bean: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!! 4) AT AN ATM MACHINE: Friend: What are you looking at? Mr. Bean: I know your PIN no., hee, hee. Friend: Alright, what is my PIN no. if you saw it? Mr. Bean: four asterisks (****)! 5) Marriage: Friend: How many women do you believe must a man marry? Mr. Bean: 16 Friend: Why? Mr. Bean: Because the priest says 4 richer, 4 poorer, 4 better and 4worse. 6) CHATTING WITH HIS FRIEND: Friend: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok? Mr. Bean: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture. Friend: What tape did you take anyway? Mr. Bean: Head Cleaner. 7)DEATH OF HIS MOTHER: Mr. Beancrying) the doctor called, Mom's dead. Friend: condolence, my friend. (After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder Friend: what now? Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too! MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure. Mr. Bean: That's alright, me too, I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 9) Spelling lesson: Mr. Bean's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful, is it one c or two c? Mr. Bean: Make it three c to be sure! |
Re: Mr. Bean by slitty: 4:44pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
lmsao |
Re: Mr. Bean by ituen(m): 5:35pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
What is wrong in Nairaland today. Some one posted this joke this morning and i belive the poster didnt even bother to see today's posts before putting this. Guy i'm fed up with this screeches his BMW Z8 and heads for nightnurse's house. Damn, i need a break |
Re: Mr. Bean by oloriooko(m): 6:12pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Very funny |
Re: Mr. Bean by Migines(m): 6:48pm On Jan 08, 2008 |
Lmao. 4 asterix lmao! Again! @efuah someone posted SOME recently. Damn! I'm roflmao |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 11:43am On Jan 09, 2008 |
ituen:bite me Migines:thx buddy! i didn't know. |
Re: Mr. Bean by saucekid(m): 11:47am On Jan 09, 2008 |
i knew ituen was fooling with nightnurse nice one effuah,happy new year |
Re: Mr. Bean by CrazyMan(m): 11:53am On Jan 09, 2008 |
Nice Joke efuah. Long time, Happy new year. |
Re: Mr. Bean by clemcykul(f): 12:30pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
now this what i call a humourous joke lmao efuah howz baby boi and big brofa (siena) i miss u dear thnaks for making ma dai |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 12:38pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
saucekid:happy new year to u too dear. crazykid:Yeah CK, really long time. . . happy new year to u too. gat business for ya clemcykul:hi darl, my BB and son are all fine by HIS grace. . . miss ya too |
Re: Mr. Bean by CrazyMan(m): 12:42pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Business is it money business? Which one abeg tell me. |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 4:52pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
Ofcus! the old business na av got loads of heads for u |
Re: Mr. Bean by nightnurse(f): 6:15pm On Jan 09, 2008 |
nice joke |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 12:36pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
do u have a sister by name daytime-nurse? |
Re: Mr. Bean by Uzzyan: 3:36pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
Good one there efuah. Long time no hear!!! |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 3:43pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
av been around darl. . . my work seem to get worse each day (pressure!! ) |
Re: Mr. Bean by Uzzyan: 4:10pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
ok. . .the Lord is your strenght my dear!! It seems offices are in to stress-kill their workers! |
Re: Mr. Bean by nightnurse(f): 5:49pm On Jan 10, 2008 |
@efua, na, i have morning nurse sista, do u care for her? |
Re: Mr. Bean by CrazyMan(m): 9:38am On Jan 11, 2008 |
@Efuah Oh thanks I've even forgotten that you're my supplier; don't worry, I would call on you when I need them. |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 10:42am On Jan 11, 2008 |
nightnurse, yeah i need her. CK, i will be waiting. |
Re: Mr. Bean by nightnurse(f): 11:18am On Jan 11, 2008 |
efua are u a lesb***n? abi are u into women traffi**g please hint me so dat i'll know the kinda girl i'll supply ya |
Re: Mr. Bean by efuah(f): 4:02pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
no no pls. . . i only need a "morning nurse" to take care of my old mom |
Re: Mr. Bean by ThugLife1(m): 3:35am On Jan 12, 2008 |
Nice one |
Re: Mr. Bean by saucekid(m): 11:06am On Jan 12, 2008 |
wetin remain wey i never hear? |
Re: Mr. Bean by clemcykul(f): 12:03pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
u go soon hear say iteun don get tail |
Re: Mr. Bean by Migines(m): 12:22pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
. . . And hair 4 chest. |
Re: Mr. Bean by Uzzyan: 12:40pm On Jan 12, 2008 |
Ok o we go then know when we go do with am. |
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