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Comparism by Chiscomax(m): 10:17pm On Sep 10, 2012
COMPARISON

Teacher:              Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we’ve learnt so far dis year!
Let’s do comparisons…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod ]

TEACHER:                                              Big
CLASS:                                                  Big, Bigger, Biggest..
TEACHER:                                              clean..
CLASS:                                                  clean, cleaner, cleanest..
TEACHER:                                              tall….
CLASS:                                                  tall, taller, tallest….
TEACHER: [smiles]:                                very gud!!
CLASS:                                                  very gud, very gudder, very gudest..
TEACHER:”                                             oh gosh..
CLASS:                                                  oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!!
TEACHER:                                              stop it now”:O
CLASS:                                                  stop it now…stop it nower…stop it nowest!!
TEACHER:                                              oh please..”
CLASS:                                                  oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..”
TEACHER:                                              Look at me..!!>:O
CLASs:                                                   look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est..
TEACHER:                                             What a disgrace!X_X
CLASS:                                                  what a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what a disgrace-st.
TEACHER [furious]:                                  I don die…
CLASS:                                                  I don die, I don dier, I don diest.

 

The Teacher fainted
Re: Comparism by Priscy09(f): 10:45pm On Sep 10, 2012
Dat was a nice one!!!Bravo
Re: Comparism by Chiscomax(m): 11:04pm On Sep 10, 2012
Priscy09: Dat was a nice one!!!Bravo
tnx

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