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A Professor Explained Marketing To Mba Students by searay(m): 8:34am On Sep 12, 2012
1. You see gorgeous girl in party,you go to her & say I am rich marry me,
That's Direct Marketing.
2. You attend a party & your friend goes to a girl & pointing at you tells her, he is very rich, marry him - That's Advertising.
3. Girl walks to you & says u are rich, can you marry me? .That's "Brand Recognition"
4. You say I'm very rich marry me & she slaps you ."That's Customer Feedback"
5. You say I'm very rich marry me & she
introduces you to her husband.
That's "Demand & Supply Gap"
6. Before you say I'm rich, marry me, your wife arrives.That's Restriction from Entering New Market.
Re: A Professor Explained Marketing To Mba Students by Lagusta(m): 8:39am On Sep 12, 2012
Your signature says it all....
Re: A Professor Explained Marketing To Mba Students by Acidosis(m): 8:41am On Sep 12, 2012
Lagusta: Your signature says it all....
Re: A Professor Explained Marketing To Mba Students by larride(m): 9:29am On Sep 12, 2012
Lagusta: Your signature says it all....

Now this is the JOKE
Re: A Professor Explained Marketing To Mba Students by searay(m): 10:00am On Sep 12, 2012
Lagusta: Your signature says it all....
my sig says what? Mention the unmentionable and get a gift from Seun
larride:

Now this is the JOKE
which one?

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