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Akpos Go Soon Die by snthesis(m): 10:55pm On Sep 12, 2012
This Akpos go soon die...

AKPOS was hungry and went to ‘mai shayi’ (men selling tea and bread).The following transpired between Akpos and the mai shayi.

AKPOS: u get loaf of bread?

ABOKI:yes

AKPOS: bring one; slice am two and put 2 sachet of butter in btwn.

ABOKI: happy and tankin God 4 bringing customer, was just doing as he is told)

AKPOS: u get egg?

ABOKI: yes customer

AKPOS: fry 6 eggs put am btwn the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer

AKPOS:u get sadin 4 inside gongoni?

ABOKI: yes customer everytin dey.

AKPOS: put two gongoni inside the bread.

ABOKI: Okay customer (happy and doing as he is told, in his mind he wil make a lot of money 2day)

AKPOS:u don finish? Oya press the bread for me.

ABOKI: See am customer, i don prepare am finish.

AKPOS: . . . . . OYA CUT TEN NAIRA OWN FOR ME

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Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by snthesis(m): 1:50pm On Sep 13, 2012
68 views no comment- na wa o
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by snthesis(m): 3:55pm On Sep 14, 2012
161 views still no comment-chei
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by Xymc1(m): 5:07pm On Sep 14, 2012
Lwkmd funny stuff,nice try @OP. . .it's surprising the number of people that view threads and the number of people that comments. . .nairalanders should learn to appreciate posts by showing it{i.e commenting}.
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by bunmioguns(m): 6:48pm On Sep 14, 2012
embarassed
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by larride(m): 9:41pm On Sep 14, 2012
The reason why no one is commenting is because this JOKE has been pasted here more than 1million times this week. We are tired of this JOKE and moreover Akpors is DEAD sad sad sad sad
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by snthesis(m): 10:53pm On Sep 14, 2012
278 views and 6 comments- tinz ar looking up smiley
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by Loonyy(m): 9:32pm On Sep 15, 2012
9ccccc try keep it going!
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by bunmioguns(m): 5:25am On Sep 16, 2012
snthesis: 278 views and 6 comments- tinz ar looking up smiley


undecided
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by Gudintent: 6:00am On Sep 16, 2012
larride: The reason why no one is commenting is because this JOKE has been pasted here more than 1million times this week. We are tired of this JOKE and moreover Akpors is DEAD sad sad sad sad

Who killed akpos cry cry cry when is the buredial cool
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by larride(m): 5:59pm On Sep 16, 2012
Akpors was killed by his father Homar
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by snthesis(m): 1:47am On Oct 01, 2012
Loonyy: 9ccccc try keep it going!
THANK YOU cheesy
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by Nobody: 8:08am On Oct 01, 2012
Which day did Akpos sef want learn? I tire 4 d guy
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by Nobody: 8:26am On Oct 01, 2012
larride: Akpors was killed by his father Homar

grin grin
Re: Akpos Go Soon Die by dani1luv: 6:04pm On Oct 11, 2012

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