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Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:12pm On Jan 11, 2008
POEM 1
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass
POEM 2
Kissing is a habit,bleeping is a game
Guys get all the pleasure,Girls get all the pain
The guy says i love you You believe its true
But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you'
10 minutes of pleasure,9 months in pain,3 days in hospital
A baby without a name,The baby is a bastard
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn

POEM3

Holy mother, full of grace
Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face
Bless his hair that tends to curl
Keep him safe from all the girls
Bless his arms that are so strong
Keep his hands where they belong
Bless his dick, the one i sucked
Bless the bed, in which we bleeped
And if my Mom happened to walk in
Bless the poo I'd be in.

POEM4
Mental anxiety,
Mental breakdowns,
Menstrual cramps,
Menopause,
Did you ever notice how all women problems begins with MEN??

Ladies comment on the last poem
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by babadee(m): 11:34pm On Jan 11, 2008
2 n 3 aint bad! gimme more
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:46pm On Jan 11, 2008
it will keep posting them, cool What about 4 it dat true?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Uzzyan: 11:50pm On Jan 11, 2008
Hey for next time dont use Holy mother is naughty poems.
Besides for the last, no comments.
Try to be a lil bit of a good guy.
Them poems where really naughty as u called them.
Nyways as said aearlier be good bro. Ciao

Got ur last post just now
4 as for mi is a lil bit true. Are u ok now?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by playmate(f): 12:16am On Jan 12, 2008
@poster
2 is true,3 u had better get dwn on ur knees nd pray 4 4givness,4 is funny.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 5:40am On Jan 12, 2008
Father God, forgive me 4 posting number 3. Amen cool
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Uzzyan: 5:48am On Jan 12, 2008
Make it serious boy!!!!
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 1:33am On Mar 23, 2008
I will keep posting more of it
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by delib: 9:50am On Mar 23, 2008
chidipupay:

I will keep posting more of it
and make sure u dont post rubish
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 10:56am On Mar 23, 2008
dat is what i am gonna do
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:07am On Mar 23, 2008
POEM 5
Sex is when a guys communication
enters a girls information
to increase the population
for a younger generation
do you get the information,
or do you need a demonstration

POEM 6
Sex is bad
Sex is a sin
Sins are forgiven
So stick it in.
Your sin will be forgiven when you stick it in
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 11:32am On Mar 23, 2008
Good boi. I'll send you a cheque of 1000 shillings.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by delib: 3:03pm On Mar 23, 2008
chidipupay:

that is what i am going to do
other wise ban
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Mar 23, 2008
chei!
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 8:44am On Mar 25, 2008
Thanks i am expectin the money
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 9:26am On Mar 25, 2008
ole
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2008
4lyfe grin
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2008
whats your account number?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by folly69(m): 1:20pm On Mar 25, 2008
004001009
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 4:57pm On Mar 25, 2008
Na which community bank get that account?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 5:03pm On Mar 25, 2008
oshodi motor park community bank
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2008
Naija na how many years you don get account for that bank?

Make I know how long you don be tout. wink
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 9:31am On Mar 26, 2008
since naija start im touting biz, na there im dey lodge im daily savings
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 12:07pm On Mar 26, 2008
25k per hour.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 10:35pm On Mar 26, 2008
25 kobo u mean
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2008
see these my partners in crime trying to fall their own hand. yeye people
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Mar 27, 2008
just lyke u
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 11:27am On Mar 27, 2008
he is yeyecious.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Mar 27, 2008
yeah gilgee he is so yeyelized
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2008
you are a true daughter of your step mother. Walahi!
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Mar 27, 2008
kai walahi baka da serious! lol grin
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 1:44pm On Mar 27, 2008
I no understand that one, but I agree. cheesy

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