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Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:12pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
POEM 1 I like your style I like your class but most of all i like your ass POEM 2 Kissing is a habit,bleeping is a game Guys get all the pleasure,Girls get all the pain The guy says i love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure,9 months in pain,3 days in hospital A baby without a name,The baby is a bastard This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn POEM3 Holy mother, full of grace Bless my boyfriend's gorgeous face Bless his hair that tends to curl Keep him safe from all the girls Bless his arms that are so strong Keep his hands where they belong Bless his dick, the one i sucked Bless the bed, in which we bleeped And if my Mom happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. POEM4 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause, Did you ever notice how all women problems begins with MEN?? Ladies comment on the last poem |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by babadee(m): 11:34pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
2 n 3 aint bad! gimme more |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:46pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
it will keep posting them, What about 4 it dat true? |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Uzzyan: 11:50pm On Jan 11, 2008 |
Hey for next time dont use Holy mother is naughty poems. Besides for the last, no comments. Try to be a lil bit of a good guy. Them poems where really naughty as u called them. Nyways as said aearlier be good bro. Ciao Got ur last post just now 4 as for mi is a lil bit true. Are u ok now? |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by playmate(f): 12:16am On Jan 12, 2008 |
@poster 2 is true,3 u had better get dwn on ur knees nd pray 4 4givness,4 is funny. |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 5:40am On Jan 12, 2008 |
Father God, forgive me 4 posting number 3. Amen |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Uzzyan: 5:48am On Jan 12, 2008 |
Make it serious boy!!!! |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 1:33am On Mar 23, 2008 |
I will keep posting more of it |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by delib: 9:50am On Mar 23, 2008 |
chidipupay:and make sure u dont post rubish |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 10:56am On Mar 23, 2008 |
dat is what i am gonna do |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:07am On Mar 23, 2008 |
POEM 5 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information, or do you need a demonstration POEM 6 Sex is bad Sex is a sin Sins are forgiven So stick it in. Your sin will be forgiven when you stick it in |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 11:32am On Mar 23, 2008 |
Good boi. I'll send you a cheque of 1000 shillings. |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by delib: 3:03pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
chidipupay:other wise ban |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 5:25pm On Mar 23, 2008 |
chei! |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 8:44am On Mar 25, 2008 |
Thanks i am expectin the money |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 9:26am On Mar 25, 2008 |
ole |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 1:01pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
4lyfe |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 1:07pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
whats your account number? |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by folly69(m): 1:20pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
004001009 |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 4:57pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
Na which community bank get that account? |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 5:03pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
oshodi motor park community bank |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 5:53pm On Mar 25, 2008 |
Naija na how many years you don get account for that bank? Make I know how long you don be tout. |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 9:31am On Mar 26, 2008 |
since naija start im touting biz, na there im dey lodge im daily savings |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 12:07pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
25k per hour. |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ituen(m): 10:35pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
25 kobo u mean |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 10:54pm On Mar 26, 2008 |
see these my partners in crime trying to fall their own hand. yeye people |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 9:39am On Mar 27, 2008 |
just lyke u |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 11:27am On Mar 27, 2008 |
he is yeyecious. |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 11:57am On Mar 27, 2008 |
yeah gilgee he is so yeyelized |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 12:07pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
you are a true daughter of your step mother. Walahi! |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 12:16pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
kai walahi baka da serious! lol |
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 1:44pm On Mar 27, 2008 |
I no understand that one, but I agree. |
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