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Re: Read My Naughty Poems by stave9ja(m): 2:12pm On Mar 27, 2008
the peoms are funny some true

others ?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 2:25pm On Mar 27, 2008
gilgee ure kinna funny, u dont understand somtin but u concur to it lol grin

it means ure not serious in hausa grin
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Moyola(f): 2:36pm On Mar 27, 2008
mmmmmm nawty poems, keep it cumin.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijastyle: 4:10pm On Mar 27, 2008
Dont mind na anywhere belle face he dey do
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 4:36pm On Mar 27, 2008
I refused to understand it grin. . . If to sey I wan understand, you go tell me na.

@naija

Na me say make life tire you? Why you wan pour your frustration come meet me na? Nobi where my belle face i go face?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 12:05am On Mar 28, 2008
Does anybodi have any naughty poem, you can post them here
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by ThugLife1(m): 12:15am On Mar 28, 2008
@post

Funny cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 12:31pm On Mar 28, 2008
yeah very funny indeed
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by gilgee(m): 12:39pm On Mar 28, 2008
Very funny.
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by Nobody: 2:11pm On Jan 15, 2009
This never wouldn't have happened
If the rubber wouldn't have torn
believe me u got it spot on
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by dani1luv: 6:22pm On Jan 15, 2009
ayayayayaya
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:59am On Jan 16, 2009
So you mean the child is a PLC shocked eh Product of Licking Condom grin
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 11:14am On Jan 17, 2009
This once are not poems. but they are naughty sha, enjoy them

Kissing each day will keep the dentist away.
Kissing encourages saliva to wash food from the teeth and lowers the level of the acid that causes decay,
preventing plaque build-up.

Sex is one of the safest sports you can take up.
It stretches and tones up just about every muscle in the body.
It's more enjoyable than swimming 20 laps, and you don't need special sneakers!

Sex is a beauty treatment. Scientific tests find that when women make love they produce amounts of the hormone estrogen, which makes hair shine and skin smooth.

Guys and Babes no need to buy hair cream again after the act take the hormone estrogen and rub on your hair and skin and they will simply shine. Abi na lie?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by dani1luv: 12:34pm On Jan 17, 2009
:-x
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 7:32pm On Jan 17, 2009
meaning wat dani?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by yysl: 10:19pm On Jan 17, 2009
cool cool cool
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by dani1luv: 4:43pm On Jan 18, 2009
fake guccis
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by chidipupay(m): 7:54pm On Jan 21, 2009
haba it is not fair oh
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by expertti: 6:00pm On Dec 10, 2009
well, I had fallen asleep late last night
when suddenly I woke up feeling strange
I looked over my shoulder and suprised
I saw harry the butcher right behind me
yes, I saw him to sharpen his cleaver there
standing and trying to wrench me back hair
well of cause I got me a bit angry then
and so I hit him with my shears to head
I said no one's gonna take me so ever,
I mean, at the time when I'm sleeping
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by studio43(m): 5:49am On Dec 11, 2009
The 3 needs a Re branding u know the holy mother innit, *winks*
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by naijababe2(f): 7:24am On Dec 11, 2009
*rolls eyes*
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by clemcykul(f): 11:59am On Dec 11, 2009
*eyes falls out*
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by studio43(m): 1:59pm On Dec 11, 2009
Benin winch
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by WafiJoe(m): 3:17pm On Dec 11, 2009
@ naijababe

dos potato eyez, ehn
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by studio43(m): 3:20pm On Dec 11, 2009
In her village na, U know sey na winch full dat place lol
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by WafiJoe(m): 10:29am On Dec 12, 2009
studio, since wen u turn witch catcher?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by studio43(m): 5:46pm On Dec 12, 2009
Talking to me?
Re: Read My Naughty Poems by WafiJoe(m): 8:40am On Dec 14, 2009
no sir lipsrsealed lipsrsealed

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