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The Science Of Adultery by hclacid(m): 2:37pm On Jan 12, 2008
this certain guy returned home early from his place of work only to find another guy on top of his wife. in great disappointment, he went straight to a bar to drink away his pains.meanwhile,there was a drunkard by his side watching him.

man:  damn! damn! damn! damn! damn!, damn!
(this became unbearable for the drunk as he decided to interfere)

drunk: hei mr. man! what the hell are you damning that couldn't be damned once and for all.*hisses* and says to himself, 'useless man'.

mansadcrying) you can't believe that i found my wife having sex with somebody else on our bed, the most painful of it is that he was doing it up in her ass.

drunksadclears his throat) one day i was on a bus going to launch a new bar in mushin,after some time a strong urge to use the toilet(s**t) came. i really got crazy and decided to get out of the bus for the nearest bush.on getting into the bush to,  u know what i mean, not even a single mess came out.kai! i almost cried. after sometime again on another bus,the same urge came. i said to myself 'me i no go get out of this bus lai lai',after about 2 minutes the thing came out with full force. some people were laughing at me while some were trying to avoid me,that was the most embarrassing moment of my life.

mansadin serious anger) what the hell has this your story got to do with my situation?!!

drunk: that's the point! how do you want to control other people's ass if we ourselves can´t control our own?
Re: The Science Of Adultery by ThugLife1(m): 2:54pm On Jan 12, 2008
ur jokes no dey make sence to me
Re: The Science Of Adultery by hclacid(m): 3:05pm On Jan 12, 2008
@thug life
if the joke no make sense to you,make sense to the joke.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by aristole(m): 3:09pm On Jan 12, 2008
Na waooooooooo.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by clemcykul(f): 4:28pm On Jan 12, 2008
dammit this joke is un-understandable embarassed
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Rebellious(f): 8:17pm On Jan 12, 2008
@poster, I'm not surprised . . . it's you.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by hclacid(m): 10:41pm On Jan 12, 2008
@rebellious
am also not suprised that it's stupid you.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tjtj1(m): 10:50pm On Jan 12, 2008
Wishes tt was here to see this nonsense. migines we wait for you
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Rebellious(f): 10:59pm On Jan 12, 2008
hcl_acid:

@rebellious
am also not suprised that it's stupid you.

It's just like you copy someone else's insult as a comeback. . . you and yo acid-fried brains.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by showbobo(m): 11:02pm On Jan 12, 2008
lol grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Sirop(f): 11:07pm On Jan 12, 2008
did I miss something?
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tjtj1(m): 11:15pm On Jan 12, 2008
Yes the war in another thread_jus keep it real ok_ ok rebel nd acid continue
Re: The Science Of Adultery by powerblaze(m): 2:39am On Jan 13, 2008
Like this war started a long time ago. Have you guys met before?
Re: The Science Of Adultery by hclacid(m): 7:04am On Jan 13, 2008
in another life(the out world) grin grin grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Migines(m): 8:37am On Jan 13, 2008
@ass seed
u got me LMAO wit dat joke. Kip'ed up.




Now btw u and I , dont u think i'm crazy?
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tjtj1(m): 9:24am On Jan 13, 2008
His highness is here
Re: The Science Of Adultery by shapey(f): 1:29pm On Jan 13, 2008
this acid guy's jokes are so dry.i cant even make sense out of it.the other one was dumb as well.pls try harder.you are dry.
Re: The Science Of Adultery by brimbrack(m): 2:36pm On Jan 13, 2008
@ rebellious and acid,
pls sheat ur swords and stop fighting,
@ poster the joke was a wee bit funny, more posts abeg and u will have all of ur ROF and LOAO
Re: The Science Of Adultery by saucekid(m): 3:31pm On Jan 13, 2008
make una no fight again
odawise . . . . . , . . . . . . . . BAN grin grin grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by ifyalways(f): 4:03pm On Jan 13, 2008
is this supposed to be a joke?
ROTFLMAO
Re: The Science Of Adultery by hclacid(m): 9:09pm On Jan 13, 2008
@migs
i agree with u if u say so
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tjtj1(m): 9:13pm On Jan 13, 2008
ass seed grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by clemcykul(f): 8:43am On Jan 14, 2008
hmmmm guys why dont u all exit the thread and join me in cruising around wid my new BMW grin grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by ituen(m): 3:17pm On Jan 14, 2008
My sister, i dey ur back. Abeg give me key make i launch am for u
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Creamychic(f): 6:32pm On Jan 15, 2008
@/@
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tufe(m): 6:44pm On Jan 15, 2008
Tight joke jare
Re: The Science Of Adultery by Migines(m): 8:18pm On Jan 15, 2008
@ituen
u nor ge shame?
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tjtj1(m): 8:20pm On Jan 15, 2008
thats why he is called the shameless man shocked
Re: The Science Of Adultery by tufe(m): 8:27pm On Jan 15, 2008
hehe grin grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by temmysexy(f): 9:48am On Jan 16, 2008
here we go again
Re: The Science Of Adultery by clemcykul(f): 9:57am On Jan 16, 2008
okay iteun cmmon lets go paint the town red. grin grin

hi miggie kiss care to come along? grin
Re: The Science Of Adultery by ifyalways(f): 4:20pm On Jan 16, 2008
when did they start using "okada" to paint towns red

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