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| Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 11:58pm On Sep 22, 2012 |
Chai, our FIRST LADY just released a new cracker. Dame Patience Jonathan again "I feel great because I've been Resting In Peace on my hospital bed  1 Like |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by werepeLeri: 12:12am On Sep 23, 2012 |
and whats wrong in the statement? |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 12:19am On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: and whats wrong in the statement?  |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by tellwsdom: 12:25am On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: and whats wrong in the statement? Mumu  |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by cherishgeorge(f): 1:06am On Sep 23, 2012 |
;Di swear dis is vry embarassin,c as our own first lady dey fall our hand trowey. @op hahaha u made ma evenin |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Nobody: 1:14am On Sep 23, 2012 |
Hehehehe...Ojukwu is dead but his manhood is still alive! If you can interpolate that statement with her current predicament, we'd have... *Dame patience is dead but... |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Lagusta(m): 9:50am On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: and whats wrong in the statement? Who's this  Oh, sorry, your name werepe (poison ivy), denotes who u are |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by werepeLeri: 10:55am On Sep 23, 2012 |
she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead? Its not funny, it doesnt sound like a joke, its not even near a joke from a primary school student. Instead of calling your parent names - explain to us what is wrong with the statement - assuming she said so. She is having a peaceful rest, from stup1d idlers like you. LOL. Go wipe your butt hole with sand paper. 3 Likes |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 11:15am On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: and whats wrong in the statement?the biggest ode in NL |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 11:17am On Sep 23, 2012 |
fluid26: Hehehehe...Ojukwu is dead but his manhood is still alive!her toto is still alive lolz |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by werepeLeri: 12:09pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
odizzy: the biggest ode in NL Look. Use all the names you want, your father obviously answers when you use those names on him. |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by tellwsdom: 12:23pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead? I know you are RESTING IN PEACE  1 Like |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Nobody: 1:11pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
abeg make una allow WEREPELERI to REST IN PEACE na? abi i no talk am well 1 Like |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Lagusta(m): 2:45pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead? Oya REST IN PEACE my brother... |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 8:08pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead? Just ignore him please WEREPELERI is Resting in Peace on his hospital bed |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Nobody: 8:17pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
werepeLeri: she is resting in peace - even if she said so. She is resting in peace - only used for people who are dead? R.I.P |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by larride(m): 8:23pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
^^^^^^^ LOL |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 9:18pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
author=werepeLeri] Look. Use all the names you want, MY father obviously answers when you use those names on him.[/quote]yes i knw |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 10:40pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Wtf, n hu said rest in peace can only be used 4 d dead U guyz r takin rest in peace 2 be a phrase 4 d dead, nau let's go bk 2 english language, wat z rest n wat z peace? I leave dat 2 d ignoramus 2 ansa, shez simply resting peacefully, y r u guyz so ignorant of wah she really meant, nau u created a thread abt dis dahz nowhere close 2 a joke or a blunder, criously! Wat z wrong wiv people |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 10:46pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Omg! I had no idea dis thread belonged 2 larride, sowie man, dnt mind d last statement abt d thread creator, I had no idea u owned d thread, waz actually referrin 2 d peeps dat commented negative ly, no hard feelings |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Lagusta(m): 11:09pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Wtf, n hu said rest in peace can only be used 4 d dead Now professor of english, let me teach u english language.... 1. The man kicked the bucket What is "man" what is "bucket" and how did he kick it?? But it means: the man died!!! 2. More grease to your elbow What is "grease" and what is "elbow"?? But it means: keep it up or a job well done 3. Rest in peace What is" rest" and what is "peace" Please check your dictionary, rest in peace is not the same as resting peacefully.... 1 Like |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 11:31pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
Wat z rest in peace, kick d bucket means sumfin in literature, nau wah doez rest in peace mean, I can sleep in peace, doez it mean I'm dead? Nau wen a mother haz bin workin all day, n she gets home n der waz nobody at home n she decides 2 rest, wiv nobody around 2 disturb, z she nt restin in peace? Doez it nau mean dah shez dead. Let's stop bein ignorant |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Caseless: 11:34pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
fluid26: Hehehehe...Ojukwu is dead but his manhood is still alive!Her womanhood is alive. |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 11:37pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
U can say rest in peace z mostly used 4 dead people, nt dat d livin cnt use it, so u trynna tell me nau dat d livin cnt rest again in peace wivawt odaz finkin odawize, wah bouh eatin in peace,workin in peace,sleepin in peace etc y z rest different |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Nobody: 11:52pm On Sep 23, 2012 |
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| Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 7:33am On Sep 24, 2012 |
dopeJemi: Wat z rest in peace, kick d bucket means sumfin in literature, nau wah doez rest in peace mean, I can sleep in peace, doez it mean I'm dead? Nau wen a mother haz bin workin all day, n she gets home n der waz nobody at home n she decides 2 rest, wiv nobody around 2 disturb, z she nt restin in peace? Doez it nau mean dah shez dead. Let's stop bein ignorantguy may u n ur family rest in peace, say Amem |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by odizzy: 7:35am On Sep 24, 2012 |
dopeJemi: U can say rest in peace z mostly used 4 dead people, nt dat d livin cnt use it, so u trynna tell me nau dat d livin cnt rest again in peace wivawt odaz finkin odawize, wah bouh eatin in peace,workin in peace,sleepin in peace etc y z rest differentode, the livin can only hv a peaceful rest mumu. R.I.P dude |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Shaw007(m): 7:39am On Sep 24, 2012 |
Lagusta:lobatan! |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Shaw007(m): 7:42am On Sep 24, 2012 |
Make una leave patience alone o!! Abi u nor wan make she rest in peace ni |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:50am On Sep 24, 2012 |
odizzy: ode, the livin can only hv a peaceful rest mumu. R.I.P dudec dis uncivilized bast.ard, hu gave u d odersity 2 quote Me, r u crazily stupeed? Idiota lyk u, u beta park well b4 I pull off ur kpata. We tawkin english here, u tawkin nonsense, agric fowl |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by dopeJemi: 8:59am On Sep 24, 2012 |
Larride, pardon my manners buh imma turn dis thread 2 sumfin else, cuz I hate wen fo.ols dy mis-yarn just 2 get noticed, if u want recognition, simply go naked, den enter street, piglet lyk u. N dopejemi z awta here |
| Re: Dame Patience Again by Nobody: 11:31am On Sep 24, 2012 |
larride: Chai, our FIRST LADY just released a new cracker.  no be small resting |
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