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You've Got To Answer All These Questions! by Cute4Mamas(m): 5:27pm On Sep 27, 2012
What will you do if:
1. While you're eating indomie, you discover a ringworm in the midst of your indomie, you're afraid and you quickly check your mouth and you saw the tail of another worm which means you've already eaten the head?
2. You're a lady and you wanted to urinate and there's no where to hide and a good samaritan offered you a small place beside her shop and while urinating, two drops of watery excrete fell from your anus?
3. You entered a bush to ease yourself, and while doing that you discovered that you're excreting on a big snake head, immediately you stand up, you discovered another big snake infront of you, and there's a large crowd outside the bush, will you run out naked with some stash of sheet in ur anus?
4. You discovered that your whole life had been recorded, things you do in private and public, since you were born, had been recorded even till that very time, what will you do?
5. A gang of 10 Armed robbers with ammunitions raided your family's house only to get your g-string pant?
Re: You've Got To Answer All These Questions! by Lagusta(m): 10:49pm On Sep 27, 2012
Cute4Mamas: What will you do if:
1. While you're eating indomie, you discover a ringworm in the midst of your indomie, you're afraid and you quickly check your mouth and you saw the tail of another worm which means you've already eaten the head?


A ring worm is not a WORM!!! It is a fungal infection of the scalp (tinea capitis) the causative organism is either trichophyton rubrum or microsporium canis....
Re: You've Got To Answer All These Questions! by Felix004(m): 11:11am On Sep 28, 2012
Why the lecturing, the whole thing na joke, so take it as joke and if you wan correct or explain u fit message am to him personally.
Re: You've Got To Answer All These Questions! by Lagusta(m): 7:48pm On Sep 28, 2012
Felix004: Why the lecturing, the whole thing na joke, so take it as joke and if you wan correct or explain u fit message am to him personally.

YES BOSS!!!!

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