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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:36pm On Dec 25, 2012
Merry Christmas to all joke-ites cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:52pm On Dec 25, 2012
Merry Christmas to all Nairalanders cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:56pm On Dec 25, 2012
Ochek: Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water.
The bill is on me.

Up Efe!!

I don't take stuffs at parties again because i've had one ugly experience once.
I was in this party and when they started to share the rice, it came to my turn and got finished, salad, the same, beer, the same, malt, the same and even sachet water but when they started to share toothpick, damnn, they started from me angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:57pm On Dec 25, 2012
Librate: *drives in with my beetle 1965model walks upto d barman removs my dark glasses* pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank u
*eyes continud to pace at me cus my face was new bt me bone my face*
lol @ bolded.

Oga, you go wait small make I arrange the ingredients

**goes off to bush with a cutlass in search of python wink angry grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:36pm On Dec 25, 2012
Parks my escalade at d VIP garage...walks into bar*
..Errr..barman wetin dey for xmas naw?....I need 3 multi-coloured yanshes rightnow as my xmas bonanza...no dulling cheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesycheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 8:21pm On Dec 25, 2012
Merry Christmas to you too Jackpot and to everyone else.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2012
Happy boxing day.
At least my teeth is not yet out grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jhydebaba(m): 11:25pm On Dec 26, 2012
*stands at the entrance of the bar
holding a bowl with rough 20notes*

"Weldone bro n sis, pls help me.
Una no go fvck punary wey get insects. No amount is too small"
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:39pm On Dec 27, 2012
Sophizzy: Merry Christmas to you too Jackpot and to everyone else.
Cheers and all the best, Sophie cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 4:39pm On Dec 27, 2012
just strolling by
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by amandadgdfg: 10:20am On Dec 28, 2012

Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Godhelpus: 3:53am On Dec 29, 2012
Give me 1 create of cigarette and 1 packet of 33.....
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:25am On Dec 29, 2012
Ochek: Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water.
The bill is on me.

Up Efe!!

Lol! Thanks jor cheesy

Jackie, 007 and all that supported me on this, thanks a whole lot! Much appreciated.

And wishing you lot a Merry Christmas in Arreas and a Happy New Year in advance! smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2012
Least I forget, I'm doing my very own Mother Christmas thingy at the Literature/Writing section...

Just my little way of saying "thank you" for voting and supporting me all the way to victory. I'll be giving out the pin numbers for a couple of recharge cards in a few hours time.

So tell all your friends and pop over to this thread for a chance at winning something... grin grin

http://www.nairaland.com/1145865/literature-writing-section-best-poster
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Dec 30, 2012
Efemena_xy:

Lol! Thanks jor cheesy

Jackie, 007 and all that supported me on this, thanks a whole lot! Much appreciated.

And wishing you lot a Merry Christmas in Arreas and a Happy New Year in advance! smiley
congrats ,my fellow girl. wink cool

You didn't just give the title a shot, but rounds of shot.
Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year! cheesy cheesy grin grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:03pm On Dec 30, 2012
^^ Same to you too! wink smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by marhyorh: 9:11pm On Dec 30, 2012
TEACHER: If U.S.A = Hollywood,
Nigeria = Nollywood & India =
Bollywood, What is Ghana?..
AKPOS: Firewood..
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:16pm On Dec 30, 2012
^^ Abeg Mary, I nor grab this joke one bit undecided

break am down into smaller, digestible chunks...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2012
Efemena_xy: ^^ Abeg Mary, I nor grab this joke one bit undecided

break am down into smaller, digestible chunks...
sweery, don't mind that unfunny spambot! grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 12:07pm On Jan 01, 2013
jackpot: sweery, don't mind that unfunny spambot! grin

u must be kidding
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 6:13pm On Jan 01, 2013
(Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!! undecided lipsrsealed

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:02pm On Jan 01, 2013
our jokers are missimg sad
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:15am On Jan 02, 2013
Efemena_xy: (Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!! undecided lipsrsealed

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it grin
**prances up and down with clenched fists like a boxer**

where dat cyber-squirrel Baldosky sef? Nobody should hold me oh. Where dat girl run go hide? angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Jan 02, 2013
jokingmary: our jokers are missimg sad
thank God they are only missimg and not the other one tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin



happy new year, Miss jokingMary!
cool cool cool cheesy smiley
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:08am On Jan 02, 2013
Efemena_xy: (Sigh)

I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!! undecided lipsrsealed

Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all...

Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it grin
....So Efe had been enjoying the fight all along!Oya go tell Miss Hairy butt make she precipitate come here...
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:53am On Jan 02, 2013
tongue
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:06pm On Jan 02, 2013
jackpot: thank God they are only missimg and not the other one tongue tongue tongue grin grin grin



happy new year, Miss jokingMary!
cool cool cool cheesy smiley

for ya information my dear, i have a PHD in ingrish rangueage grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by sweetmusic: 5:09am On Jan 03, 2013
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2013
sweetmusic: Brand New Hit 'african Girls' By Sweetboyz (Sweetmusic Records)
Peter & Paul popularly known as SWEETBOYZ hit us up with two brand new single. First of which is “African Girls” this is sure to get the ladies attention have a listen and let us know your thoughts. Log on to www.sweetmusicrecords.com

Check it out on Youtube:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUvfIdPFjNQ

Official Music Video***:


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8tR_2e1SYek

More Tracks:



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h-MtTB0S6xA



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gWSdXWE0GSU
oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? undecided cheesy

Mtcheeew angry sad
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 10:41am On Jan 03, 2013
jackpot: oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? undecided cheesy

Mtcheeew angry sad

Lol! Maybe he feels this place needs some music?

Besides, you too dey quick vex sef...

Now can you do something to relieve my boredom pls? It's way too early to have a drink... grin grin

bright007: ....So Efe had been enjoying the fight all along!Oya go tell Miss Hairy butt make she precipitate come here...

Bikonu, nor put words for my mouth jare grin grin

But Jackie, I've gotta ask you this: Do you guys really not get along (i.e you 'n madam ID), or is it just for show? cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jan 03, 2013
Chai Una don Open for the Year? Thank God Oooo

Oya now, my brand for the Year don change From Moet to Purewater -- Barman mark that One, Chilled H2O
grin

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