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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:36pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Merry Christmas to all joke-ites  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:52pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Merry Christmas to all Nairalanders |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:56pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Ochek: Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water. I don't take stuffs at parties again because i've had one ugly experience once. I was in this party and when they started to share the rice, it came to my turn and got finished, salad, the same, beer, the same, malt, the same and even sachet water but when they started to share toothpick, damnn, they started from me  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:57pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Librate: *drives in with my beetle 1965model walks upto d barman removs my dark glasses* pls giv me cold python peppersoup mixed wit indomie n 1 chilled harp + 2bottles of palmy to digest it, thank ulol @ bolded. Oga, you go wait small make I arrange the ingredients **goes off to bush with a cutlass in search of python   |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 5:36pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Parks my escalade at d VIP garage...walks into bar* ..Errr..barman wetin dey for xmas naw?....I need 3 multi-coloured yanshes rightnow as my xmas bonanza...no dulling |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Sophizzy(f): 8:21pm On Dec 25, 2012 |
Merry Christmas to you too Jackpot and to everyone else. |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:37pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
Happy boxing day. At least my teeth is not yet out |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jhydebaba(m): 11:25pm On Dec 26, 2012 |
*stands at the entrance of the bar holding a bowl with rough 20notes* "Weldone bro n sis, pls help me. Una no go fvck punary wey get insects. No amount is too small" |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:39pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
Sophizzy: Merry Christmas to you too Jackpot and to everyone else.Cheers and all the best, Sophie  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 4:39pm On Dec 27, 2012 |
just strolling by |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by amandadgdfg: 10:20am On Dec 28, 2012 |
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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Godhelpus: 3:53am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Give me 1 create of cigarette and 1 packet of 33..... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 5:25am On Dec 29, 2012 |
Ochek: Hey! Celebrating Efe's victory in advance, barman! Pls serve everyone in the house with mosquito intestines pepper soup and some cold chilled garri water. Lol! Thanks jor Jackie, 007 and all that supported me on this, thanks a whole lot! Much appreciated. And wishing you lot a Merry Christmas in Arreas and a Happy New Year in advance!  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Dec 29, 2012 |
Least I forget, I'm doing my very own Mother Christmas thingy at the Literature/Writing section... Just my little way of saying "thank you" for voting and supporting me all the way to victory. I'll be giving out the pin numbers for a couple of recharge cards in a few hours time. So tell all your friends and pop over to this thread for a chance at winning something... https://www.nairaland.com/1145865/literature-writing-section-best-poster |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 11:55am On Dec 30, 2012 |
Efemena_xy:congrats ,my fellow girl. You didn't just give the title a shot, but rounds of shot. Happy Christmas and a Merry New Year! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 2:03pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
^^ Same to you too! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:11pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
TEACHER: If U.S.A = Hollywood, Nigeria = Nollywood & India = Bollywood, What is Ghana?.. AKPOS: Firewood.. |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:16pm On Dec 30, 2012 |
^^ Abeg Mary, I nor grab this joke one bit  break am down into smaller, digestible chunks... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2012 |
Efemena_xy: ^^ Abeg Mary, I nor grab this joke one bitsweery, don't mind that unfunny spambot! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 12:07pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
jackpot: sweery, don't mind that unfunny spambot! u must be kidding  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 6:13pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
(Sigh) I'm soooooooooooooooo bored!!  Jackpot do / say something to relieve this bordom...anything at all... Who knows, maybe a fight between you and Idowu might just be the tonic I need to snap out of it |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 10:02pm On Jan 01, 2013 |
our jokers are missimg  |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:15am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: (Sigh)**prances up and down with clenched fists like a boxer** where dat cyber-squirrel Baldosky sef? Nobody should hold me oh. Where dat girl run go hide? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 8:21am On Jan 02, 2013 |
jokingmary: our jokers are missimgthank God they are only missimg and not the other one  happy new year, Miss jokingMary! |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by bright007(f): 9:08am On Jan 02, 2013 |
Efemena_xy: (Sigh)....So Efe had been enjoying the fight all along!Oya go tell Miss Hairy butt make she precipitate come here... |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:53am On Jan 02, 2013 |
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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jokingmary(m): 3:06pm On Jan 02, 2013 |
jackpot: thank God they are only missimg and not the other one for ya information my dear, i have a PHD in ingrish rangueage |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by sweetmusic: 5:09am On Jan 03, 2013 |
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| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 10:09am On Jan 03, 2013 |
sweetmusic: Brand New Hit 'african Girls' By Sweetboyz (Sweetmusic Records)oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? Mtcheeew |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 10:41am On Jan 03, 2013 |
jackpot: oga, we no dey buy. Na by force? Lol! Maybe he feels this place needs some music? Besides, you too dey quick vex sef... Now can you do something to relieve my boredom pls? It's way too early to have a drink... bright007: ....So Efe had been enjoying the fight all along!Oya go tell Miss Hairy butt make she precipitate come here... Bikonu, nor put words for my mouth jare But Jackie, I've gotta ask you this: Do you guys really not get along (i.e you 'n madam ID), or is it just for show? |
| Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:51pm On Jan 03, 2013 |
Chai Una don Open for the Year? Thank God Oooo Oya now, my brand for the Year don change From Moet to Purewater -- Barman mark that One, Chilled H2O |
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