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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 11:42pm On Nov 07, 2013
angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by omoikea(m): 11:08am On Nov 11, 2013
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by larride(m): 4:45pm On Nov 14, 2013
angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ryda(m): 8:12am On Nov 15, 2013
Mtcheeeeew beta no dey here sef.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 12:04pm On Nov 15, 2013
Phewww...

The juju wey dem take hold this bar is either a product of Benin or Ogoja grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 6:02pm On Nov 20, 2013
El Guapo: Phewww...

The juju wey dem take hold this bar is either a product of Benin or Ogoja grin

Lol!

Okay since you know, oya spice this place up na... cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:03pm On Nov 21, 2013
.......see the birds waiting customers outside them be like vulture....saw bin gbagbo and his gang smoking igbo (cannabis) inside the bar....kai am out of here before NDLEA comes......
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by eldav(m): 2:23am On Nov 22, 2013
undecided
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:29am On Nov 22, 2013
Efemena_xy:

Lol!

Okay since you know, oya spice this place up na... cheesy

I be ordinary mortal na.

You would be better off in putting an end to this spell
grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:31am On Nov 22, 2013
^^ Na me dey mortal pass you jare

As per spell, okay - here goes: Abracadabra! cheesy grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:34am On Nov 22, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Na me dey mortal pass you jare

As per spell, okay - here goes: Abracadabra! cheesy grin

Hehehe

I swear that line is wearing out value - that one don pass cliche sef.

C'mon Efe, shake some shakeable for them Juju, they might get hypnotized
lipsrsealed grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:50am On Nov 22, 2013
^^ Nah, t'is a completely different ball game here.

Things have changed so much and there are so many new entrants - you sabi dem pass moi sef.

I don't even think I've got a single joking bone left in me sef...nope, over to you. Pull out your hat-trick-of-jokes jare and stop being coy tongue cool
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:37am On Nov 22, 2013
Efemena_xy: ^^ Nah, t'is a completely different ball game here.

Things have changed so much and there are so many new entrants - you sabi dem pass moi sef.

I don't even think I've got a single joking bone left in me sef...nope, over to you. Pull out your hat-trick-of-jokes jare and stop being coy tongue cool

She's having me all dusted with flatters embarassed

Efe you know been broke can mitigate against good jokes - lets say that's my plight lately
cheesy grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 9:45am On Nov 22, 2013
hmmm... lipsrsealed
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:49am On Nov 22, 2013
Now you understand why i've taken a back step on jokes embarassed

**What an Excuse
grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 10:00am On Nov 22, 2013
An angry wife (Efemena) to her husband (Bones) on phone.

Efe: Where the hell are you?

Bones: Honey, u remember that gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv with it?

Efe: (relaxed): Yes, my king

Bones: Remember I had no cash to buy them for u on that day and I promised to buy them some other time?

Efe: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

Bones: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop! grin grin lipsrsealed
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 4:44pm On Nov 22, 2013
El Guapo: Now you understand why i've taken a back step on jokes embarassed

**What an Excuse
grin

Guy, change the record. You're starting to sound repetitive.

El Guapo: An angry wife (Efemena) to her husband (Bones) on phone.

Efe: Where the hell are you?

Bones: Honey, u remember that gold shop where u saw the diamond necklace & totally fell in luv with it?

Efe: (relaxed): Yes, my king

Bones: Remember I had no cash to buy them for u on that day and I promised to buy them some other time?

Efe: (totally relaxed with a smile & a blush): Yes I remember my love!

Bones: Good, I am in a beer palour next to that shop! grin grin lipsrsealed

*** Yawns ***

Dry joke. Seen it before.
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by nas00(m): 2:56am On Nov 23, 2013
Na wah o.. As international observer wen I be teytey, e be like say Standards bin don dey fall for dis bar seriously ooo sad

All una resource pesin wen be senior man for bar gist 'n jokes don retire ba?

Wey all those elder statesmen wen sabi smoke igbo steady like locomotive train (shey na Bin Gbagbo kwo Bin Laden and co)
..All of una wen breweries dey hear una name dey para grin

Ok nah, waiter nwannem, biko nyem ofada rice + snail as first course

Add kasapreko put, make I just take dat one dey observe.

Times are changing indeed angry
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Ben13: 1:21pm On Nov 27, 2013
What going on today, is anyone drunk yet??
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 7:03pm On Nov 28, 2013
Some old faces I see hia!!

Shout out 2 u guyz tho!! Missed d good tymz
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 7:36pm On Nov 28, 2013
DONkollione: Some old faces I see hia!!

Shout out 2 u guyz tho!! Missed d good tymz

Hey Don....
Longtym no see!
Whr have u been??

Abi na ghostmode u dey?
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Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 8:04am On Nov 29, 2013
PretiEbony:
Hey Don....
Longtym no see!
Whr have u been??

Abi na ghostmode u dey?


Babe! I dey oo. Man gasst 2 huzzle 2 put food 4 table!

Miss u tho! Hp ur good?
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 8:31am On Nov 29, 2013
Na only for Jackie's bar, pessin go dey advertise for business... cheesy cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 9:02am On Nov 29, 2013
DONkollione:


Babe! I dey oo. Man gasst 2 huzzle 2 put food 4 table!

Miss u tho! Hp ur good?
yeah...i'm good


Efemena_xy: Na only for Jackie's bar, pessin go dey advertise for business... cheesy cheesy
B4 nkor?
Na 4 d bar wey d business go grow wella grin
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 12:23am On Nov 30, 2013
Efemena_xy: Na only for Jackie's bar, pessin go dey advertise for business... cheesy cheesy
If for say I arrest dem, come kick them enta police cell, dem go say na dem be bread-winner and i no go hear word for human rights people. Dusts wey Oshiomhole raise recently neva settle. wink cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by EfemenaXY: 10:32am On Nov 30, 2013
grin grin grin

Good morning Jackie! cheesy
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by jackpot(f): 3:33pm On Nov 30, 2013
Efemena_xy: grin grin grin

Good morning Jackie! cheesy
morning Efe_seXY! wink kiss
Re: Offtopic "Bar Joint" For Jokers (season II) by Nobody: 3:36pm On Nov 30, 2013
Someone is seizing chances!

Sweet names can be a miracle worker
cheesy

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