mikuz:

Guy something dey scratch you. I swear!

mikuz bro

mikuz: The name of a person,animal,place or thing.

anodebe: father: junior tell me ur result
Junior: ok dad
English F9
Maths F9
Physics F9
Chemistry F9
Biology F9
Agric C6
Econs F9
Geography F9
Yoruba A1

Father: you can still become a doctor

Junior: dad, you mean with this result I can still become a doctor.

Father: why not, with your C6 in agric you will be able to pluck herbs and with A1 in Yoruba you will be able to recite incantations.
You can become a native doctor
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jackpot: mikuz bro

bright007: ...hey mikuz..

jackpot: ^hello

care for cigarettes?

27naira: Who dey here? (Shouting naija style)
Madam, you get fresh catfish pepper soup wey you prepare today?
Bring Heineken first and Andrew liver salt.

"Looking around for: No credit today, come tomorrow but couldn't find it"

e no go easy oh

Efemena_xy: Jackie.

I'm bored. Nothing happening in my usual sections joints.

Entertain me pls.

PretiEbony: [size=120pt]Bar closed[/size]

*blows cigarettes and puffs smoke towards her*

jackpot: should I sing for you, mi lady?

PretiEbony: [size=120pt]Bar closed[/size]

bright007: ...walks over to where she is sitting and hands her a deafening Yoruba.....KKPUUAAH........Never say such words here cos they are forbidden...

Efemena_xy:

what's an "Yoruba"? Na banga / fireworks be that

Efemena_xy:

No.

bright007: ...oh!so u wanna know what an Yoruba is?....raises up my left hand in preparation for a thunderous Yoruba.....but quickly remembers that Efe is my sister from another mother......
Err...efe...Yoruba na slap...err..no Yoruba na kiss...shey make we kiss?

jackpot:

Efemena_xy:

Nor try am. Unless you wan die today.

Efemena_xy:

what's an "Yoruba"? Na banga / fireworks be that

bright007: ..die?I know dey fear death ohhh!
If na to kiss u go kill me,then if we yansh,wetin go happen to me?urgent answer..

larride: Hiiiii

hello, dear

*takes a sneak peek at his pockets and quickly recollects myself*

larry sweery, I miss you!

anodebe: WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

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anodebe: WHAT IS STRESS?

U give a lift 2a beautiful girl, she
faints inside ur car&u take her 2d
hospital.
Now that's stressful.

But at d hospital, d
doctor says she is pregnant&
congratulates u dat u are goin 2 b a father. U say u are not d father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting very stressful.

U request a DNA test 2 prove dat u are not d
father, but d girl says u are.
Dis is getting extremely stressful.

After d tests, d doctor says dat u can't b d
father cuz u are infertile.
U are extremely
stressed but relieved.

On ur way bak home, u start rememberin
dat u left 3 kids at home.
Who d Hell is their father?

NOW DAT'S, STRESS for more jokes click www.facebook.com/tonison.news

larride: Do you have hotdogs here?

yessah, we get dog meat, hot one!

bright007: ...walks over to where she is sitting and hands her a deafening Yoruba.....KKPUUAAH........Never say such words here cos they are forbidden...