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Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 10:18am On Oct 06, 2012
Four guys: tari, juan, fante, and larride committed an offense, And were given four types of death penalty options to choose from: Electric chair, Firing squad, Hanging, or HIV INJECTION. On the fateful day, the 4 guys went straight to the Executioner to get killed. Tari chose the electric chair; and boom he was gone! Juan chose the firing squad. A shot was fired, and boom he was gone. Fante was lifted by the Executioner of the stool and boom he was gone!
Larride who was always known for proving smart, walked confidently to the Executioner and selected the HIV INJECTION option. They injected a bottle of the deadly virus into his veins. And off he goes! He walks confidently to his cell and tells his cell mates laughing hysterically, pointing at the Executioner "those silly people, they don't know that I'm wearing a condom..buhahaha! grin


One of the cellmates sh.it in his pant instantly. angry
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bingbagbo(m): 10:29am On Oct 06, 2012
JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS:STALE

PUNISHMENT:RENDER BBLOWJOB TO MR BORN2FUCK angry angry

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Re: Death Penalty. >:( by slimchi2k2(m): 10:37am On Oct 06, 2012
booqee booqee booqee booqee,beby na whyoooooooooooooh
for dis kind sentence
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by ciphoenix: 1:36pm On Oct 06, 2012
Hehe
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bright007(f): 6:00pm On Oct 06, 2012
boobsqueee dear,I never knew you were this dry funny....condom ko...balloon ni...gringringringringringrin

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Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 6:17pm On Oct 06, 2012
MOGUL.O:




Is this suppose to be a joke?




Spoilt brat!
and you had to quote the whole joke?! shocked undecided

cockerel! angry
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 6:21pm On Oct 06, 2012
bin gbagbo: JOKE GRADING: F

REMARKS:STALE

PUNISHMENT:RENDER BBLOWJOB TO MR BORN2FUCK angry angry
just like you, born2f.uck doesn't av a joystick.. embarassed wat we gon do??
Mtchew..


Bushpig angry
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 11:40pm On Oct 06, 2012
Beht why use Larride now?
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2012
Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 12:05am On Oct 07, 2012
toygod2: Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn

I know cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by heatmiami(m): 5:47am On Oct 07, 2012
nice one, not bad
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by kingsyiyke: 6:42am On Oct 07, 2012
hey u MUGU-L what is dat supposed to be if not joke...ur brokos der! *yawn*
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 9:36am On Oct 07, 2012
grin



toygod2: Guy,no dull o.its a way of showing her perceived emotions abt u . Ofcourse ,she loves u,bt afraid to yarn
what?! Me with larride?!
*spits* taaa! angry
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by toygod2: 9:53pm On Oct 07, 2012
kingsyiyke: Quote Post

hey u MUGU-L what is dat supposed to be if not joke...ur brokos der! *yawn*


Helep me laff abeg, suffer head no good o,MUMU-P.......
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:44pm On Oct 07, 2012
undecided
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:47pm On Oct 07, 2012
yea keep it coming.. I just hope u own the copyright @ boqee grin
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by AnnbabyHot(f): 8:38am On Oct 08, 2012
The joke try shaa
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 12:23pm On Oct 08, 2012
AnnbabyHot: The joke try shaa



For where
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by bunmioguns(m): 1:54pm On Oct 08, 2012
MOGUL.O:




For where


For ur anus





Isi Ewu embarassed embarassed embarassed embarassed
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by binmacc(f): 9:23pm On Oct 11, 2012
rubbish... where is the joke
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 11:21pm On Oct 11, 2012
^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it. angry
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by JojoArmani(m): 11:30pm On Oct 11, 2012
booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it. angry
Haba! booqee. Na so de tin pain u reach.
u ve forgotten u do ask such question

Seems u re gud in dat maybe u can teach him/her #justsaying# No Offence
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by Nobody: 8:47am On Oct 12, 2012
Jojo Armani: Haba! booqee. Na so de tin pain u reach.
u ve forgotten u do ask such question

Seems u re gud in dat maybe u can teach him/her #justsaying# No Offence
nah...she only asked a question..she's looking for the joke and i simply assisted her in locating it. Now is it bad to help a sister??

And yeah i do ask such question and i'd continue to ask till kingdom comes provided i don't see d joke in ur thread.
Its not bad if u ask me d same too. Diff is if u ask me i'll help you locate it just like i helped binmacc to do same.

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Re: Death Penalty. >:( by ciphoenix: 9:04am On Oct 12, 2012
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by JojoArmani(m): 9:54am On Oct 12, 2012
booqee: nah...she only asked a question..she's looking for the joke and i simply assisted her in locating it. Now is it bad to help a sister??

And yeah i do ask such question and i'd continue to ask till kingdom comes provided i don't see d joke in ur thread.
Its not bad if u ask me d same too. Diff is if u ask me i'll help you locate it just like i helped binmacc to do same.

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hahahahahahahahahah thank u, am not looking for de joke.
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by larride(m): 12:05am On Oct 13, 2012
I'm looking for the JOKE.. Booqee, help me locate it.
Re: Death Penalty. >:( by binmacc(f): 9:05pm On Oct 19, 2012
i dont blame you...... u are frustrated...... the joke was inside ur own toto when u were posting thats y it did not show on the post.... how dare u talk of my toto like this... nonesense......
booqee: ^^the joke is inside ur toto. Finger urself very well you will find it. angry

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