Javanian: 8, // If you're reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am so, so sorry for you. God speed.

blackmann: Buy was told to write "i will not throw paper planes in class" on the board 500 times as a punishment. here's his response -

#include <stdio.h>
int main (void)

{
int count;

for (count=1; count <=500; count++)
printf("I will not throw paper planes in class";

return 0;
}

Nice try though. Smart kid.

seunajia:

My 1st love C

5, // I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

uj_sizzle: Can't wrap my head around this programming stuff, but damn this is funny

/* Source Code Windows 8 */

#include "win31.h"
#include "win95.h"
#include "win98.h"
#include "workst~1.h"
#include "evenmore.h"
#include "oldstuff.h"
#include "billrulz.h"
#include "monopoly.h"
#include "backdoor.h"
#define INSTALL = HARD

char make_prog_look_big(16000000);
void main()
{
  while(!CRASHED)
  {
    display_copyright_message();
    display_bill_rules_message();
    do_nothing_loop();

    if (first_time_installation)
      {
      make_100_megabyte_swapfile();
      do_nothing_loop();
      totally_screw_up_HPFS_file_system();
      search_and_destroy_the_rest_of-OS2();
      make_futile_attempt_to_damage_Linux();
      disable_Netscape();
      disable_RealPlayer();
      disable_Lotus_Products();
      hang_system();
      } //if
    write_something(anything);
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    do_some_stuff();

    if (still_not_crashed)
    {
    display_copyright_message();
    do_nothing_loop();
    basically_run_windows_31();
    do_nothing_loop();
    } // if
  } //while

  if (detect_cache())
    disable_cache();

  if (fast_cpu())
    {
    set_wait_states(lots);
    set_mouse(speed,very_slow);
    set_mouse(action,jumpy);
    set_mouse(reaction,sometimes);
    } //if

  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.1".);    */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 3.11".);   */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 95".);     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 3.0".); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 98".);     */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows NT 4.0".); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 2000".); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows XP".); */
  /* printf("Welcome to Windows 7".); */
  printf("Welcome to Windows 8".);

  if (system_ok())
    crash(to_dos_prompt)
  else
    system_memory = open("a:\swp0001.swp",O_CREATE);

  while(something)
    {
    sleep(5);
    get_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    act_on_user_input();
    sleep(5);
    } // while
  create_general_protection_fault();

} // main