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Rib Cracker by Jonzingmaster(m): 6:19pm On Oct 09, 2012
Mother-in-law shouted; My son must
listen to me and obey my instructions,
unless, he did not suck this breast of
mine for more than a year.
Daughter-in-law replied; Mama, that
was over 40 years ago. You must
realise that it is my breast he now
sucks. He has sucked it for more than
5 years and he
is still sucking.
Mother-in-Law fired back; I carried
him for 9months.
Daughter-In-Law replied; He was only
3.5KG then, wasn't he?. so what's the
big deal?.
I carry him every night, he is now 90
KG!
hahahahahah....lolz..

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