fellow nairalanders,bank phb is recruting.for trainee position click on careers and then on submit resume.write down your id number.all the best.

[color=#006600][b]Exciting Job Opportunities in the Niger Delta

Our client, a Niger Delta Militant Group with branches in strategic

locations throughout all the six South-South states of Nigeria is seeking

to expand its operations to Abuja , the Federal Capital territory. This

expansion has brought about vacancies for qualified and experienced young

officers. The positions are:



Area Head, Kidnapping:



The successful applicant who will report to the Executive Council, and the

Executive Director, Abuja , is expected to possess the following

competencies:



1) Minimum of 10 years experience in militant agitation. (Membership of

Al-qaeda, Hamas or other similar organisation will be an added advantage)



2) Fluent knowledge of Hausa, Ijaw, English, Italian and German



3) Expert ability to distinguish between Oyinbos and Albinos



4) Ability to swim in deep waters



5) Ability to recognise fake/marked naira notes by sight



6) Ability to easily recognise all Senators and Ministers of the Federal

Republic of Nigeria .



Evidence of previous successful kidnap of BIG MEN must be provided

(pictures preferable)





Photographer:



1) Minimum of 5 years experience taking photos in war zones. (Domestic

fights do not qualify as war zones for these purposes)



2) Proficiency in the use of explosives as camera lighting.



3) Knowledge of the different skin tones of expatriates, as an aid to

taking high-quality pictures, is a must.



4) Proficiency in the use of Adobe Photoshop, and Internet photo uploading

software is a must.



Please include a portfolio of previous photo-samples (must contain

kidnapped persons OR be taken in war-zones OR be nightshots in blackspots

like Oshodi, 3rd Mainland bridge, Apongbon, etc)





Militant Trainee:



1) Candidates must be between the ages of 13 and 50, be at least 4m tall,

and may be male or female.



2) Minimum of Nursery School/Kindergarten certificate.



3) Jobless university graduates, and serving policemen will be given

special consideration.



4) Possession of jungle boots and face mask is a must.



5) Preference will be given to persons with knowledge of foreign European

languages, and persons with the ability to swim.





Renumeration:



Very attractive, competitive, and comparable with industry standards

(payments in foreign currencies).



Official guns, boats and grenades will be provided.



Excellent training, involving offshore secondment ( Iraq , Afghanistan etc)

from time to time



Regular appearance on CNN, Alaaroye, Time Magazine, The Economist and

other International magazines.



Excellent networking opportunities with Nigerian politicians, oil

magnates, and foreign businessmen.





Interested applicants should forward their applications and detailed

curriculum militae within two weeks to:

militant_recruitmen t@OsamaConsultin g.com





, It Will Always Get Better not Bitter,

, Remember, Keep Hope Alive,
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@daniyella

na your mate post vacancy for bank PHP!!!

Dont behave as if your brains are under your feet!

It was a nice joke. But on this thread, a terrible one!


@adeyemi_oa

Thanks for the info, may God bless you.

JOB TITLE RELATIONSHIP OFFICERS/ MANAGERS
LOCATION Nationwide
DEPARTMENT Commercial/ Retail Banking
JOB DESCRIPTION Ensure achievement of established market goals / objectives through facilitating the development of effective marketing strategies and overseeing the implementation of such strategies.
JOB CONDITION(S) N/A
EMPLOYMENT TYPE Permanent
QUALIFICATIONS Minimum of a Second Class Degree from a reputable University
REQUIRED SKILLS Product/Market Competencies; NegotiationSkills; Oral & Written Communication Skills; Strong Leadership Skills; Pleasant Personality & Excellent Customer Service orientation
EMPLOYMENT LEVEL Non Entry Level
CLOSING DATE Monday, January 28, 2008
click the link below to apply

http://eservices.bankphb.com/recruiter/vacancies.aspx

Pls we are not hear to joke, interested in jokes pls visit the JOKES column

4um joke now eh go com bi serious mata, bros an advice the federal govt will nt tolorate such insolence and wat baffles me is the time u spentd doin all ds, pls use ur time to 4 resouresful things. caio

daniyella u no go kill me with laugh. abeg keep it up, who knows,you can make it big as a comedian. nobody wey no get talent, if you want to know the kind of talent you have ,just smoke igbo. If you are smoking igbo for the first time,your first misbehaviour afterwards is your talent. some people after dem smoke igbo dem go dey sing;na their talent. some people fit off clothes those ones talent na dry cleaning, and stuffs like that. choko niceooooooooooooo choko sweetoooooooo

Thanks Adeyemi,
May thae good lord bless you. In did an I.d no was given but if you have better info on what their test questions look like pls don't hesitate to let me know. here is my e-mail adress judoskilo@yahoo.com. thanks man; you too much!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hai davidfajum on your bankphb post is it 4 those with banking experience.i have summitted my cv online b/4 and they gave me an id no. i dont have banking experience but i have marketing experience .plz advice me can i apply. can double application disqualify one.

Hello Friends, the vacancy I saw in the bankphb web site is for Experienced folks, Is there any vacancy for Entry level?
Please keep me posted!

daniyelle or what Is this an evidence of joblessness. Some one did good by giving a helpful info and you go cracking sill and annoying jokes on the same column. Do something with your time.

@daniyella
u are supposed to be caned. first post. you see urself?

I got this information about recruitment from a senoir manager of the bank.Just post your cv as i directed.For trainee just submit your cv and for people already in a bank you can apply for relationship officer.All the best.

i did apply too and was given an id number.
does this mean that with the id no u can go sit for the test even if u didnt get a letter/notification?

Bankphb online resume registration has a problem whenever you get to degree type in the econd page,it will select it for you,I have try it so many times,anybody hat has a solution should reply to this observation