tkb417:


never heard of that. i only know Dan Foster

LOL, you don't know sefinatu mohammed who attained fame for being a fierce social critic, especially on call-in radio and T.V programmes?

Anyways, my reason for likening sefinatu with almondjoybliss is on the basis of that fierce (and most times funny) criticisms from our very own almondbliss

I JUST LOVE HER TO BITS!!!

hotfunmi:

First, am not single and even if i am single, I'll rather remain so than be a second wife or cutting corners like you suggested. It's only women that are capable of staying in polygamous marriages that likes to cut corners. I am too hot to be the second best. Next?

@ Funmi, osisi, almondjoy & all other hot married babes on nairaland,

What difference is there really, in being married to just one guy who is a lying and cheating bastard that has practically phock'd all the young girls in your area, and being married as wife # x in a polygamous setting?

At least, in the polygamous setting you know who your contenders for the "sugar stick" are, and you can ensure their hygiene if you are such a stickler for it!

I say this only because many of you are carrying on that you can't stand the thought of being "dipped" by a communal property (to borrow from almondjoy!)

Abi, how una see am?

yemivictor:

@ Funmi, osisi, almondjoy & all other hot married babes on nairaland,

What difference is there really, in being married to just one guy who is a lying and cheating bastard that has practically phock'd all the young girls in your area, and being married as wife # x in a polygamous setting?

At least, in the polygamous setting you know who your contenders for the "sugar stick" are, and you can ensure their hygiene if you are such a stickler for it!

I say this only because many of you are carrying on that you can't stand the thought of being "dipped" by a communal property (to borrow from almondjoy!)

Abi, how una see am?

D-reloaded:

My friend, I said CIVILIZED countries, not an island filled with demented people

yemivictor:

UK Residents,

Is it true that polygamy has been legalised in britain? I heard this from some source and would like to confirm!

yemivictor:

@ Funmi, osisi, almondjoy & all other hot married babes on nairaland,

What difference is there really, in being married to just one guy who is a lying and cheating bastard that has practically phock'd all the young girls in your area, and being married as wife # x in a polygamous setting?

At least, in the polygamous setting you know who your contenders for the "sugar stick" are, and you can ensure their hygiene if you are such a stickler for it!

I say this only because many of you are carrying on that you can't stand the thought of being "dipped" by a communal property (to borrow from almondjoy!)

Abi, how una see am?

oyb:


yes o! one would think that the second wives are not also hot!

being HOT. . . .SMOKING HOT is typically the number one prerequisite of a second wife ( be it in a polygamous , or serial monogamous setting)

I'm not too sure western babes are that discerning about communal property, i was watching E! true hollywood story on Hugh Hefner - the ultimate playboy. enough hot chicks in the guys life, and they had NO Qualms whatsoever about being in his harem . . .maybe it has to do with the typical dumbness of hot chicks. . .(present company excluded , of course. . .)

i[b] guess it must be different for alpha males . . .( ask Bill Clinton and JFK. . - at least you can't tell me hillary/Jacqueline is a dumb, illiterate ugly( errrr. . .) woman, can you?) and they tolerated their husbands wandering joysticks. lets hear it for the sheath! in summary, based on the theory of STDs, as long as your hubby uses protection - no problem! ;[/b]D

D-reloaded:


As for Hefner, he's only MARRIED to ONE woman and the wife has her own Boyfriend while he has his 3 girlfriends and at the end of the day when he finally drops dead, that wife will be the one to inherit the billion dollar playboy empire and obviously kick those other tarts out so find better excuses please.

oyb:



are you implying that you and women in CIVILISED countries will not share the crown jewels with another wife, but have no qualms about sharing them with a girlfriend(s)?


it would seem that your beef with polygamy is about having to share your husband's estate in the event that he passes on , and not about the ' sugar stick roster'

oyb:



are you implying that you and women in CIVILISED countries  will not share the crown jewels with another wife, but have no qualms about sharing them with a girlfriend(s)? 


whoooeee!!!

it would seem that your beef with polygamy is about having to share your husband's estate  in the event that he passes on , and not about the ' sugar stick roster'

almondjoy:

Think Diseases for once honey! If you have more than one wife or girlfriend or concubine or lap pet---she definitely does not have just you. The kids may not even be yours.

debosky:

oyb can continue roasting with his 'sugar stick' it will soon look like burnt boli when syphilis strikes it down

polygamy advantages?

In the situation where there are a 'few good men' the numerous 'good women' can at least have some of one good man instead of rolling with the larger proportion of men who happen to be dogs.

+osisi:

yemivictor you asked if I'll rather not know who my contenders are rather than be in a monogamous relationship.
The answer is a big fat NO
I am a one man woman.
I will not share,I refuse to share my man with anyone.
co wives and concubines are no different just a change in terminology.
and what makes anyone think that men with 4 wives don't cheat?
Think again
Those mugu alhajis are husbands of several wives.

osisi,

The truth of the matter is you are a one-man-woman to the best of your knowledge, and as far as your myopic eyes can see!

Consider that you are married to a skillful monogamous guy who's good @ covering his tracks!

You wont know a thing and he'll keep "dipping" you with the communal sugar stick until perhaps you catch a disease or something, speaking of which, he might even blame that on you for . . . using a public toilet!

My point is, you may never know unless he slips or something!

Now just juxtapose the above scenario with that of an alhaji who is "hypothetically" faithful to his 4 yarinyas and where you can at least vouch for their high level of hygiene and tell me which is better!

Remember! It's all a hypothesis.

almondjoy:

@yemivictor

Hmmmmmmmmm! Make e be! I love you too! You think I am going to leave everything I am doing and be playing domestic police for some dude? Like I said, I better not find out about it. Just as I don't intend to disrespect him by letting him find me out either. I am more careful in those kinds of runs. Women usually are. But men, for where?

almondjoy,

I quite agree with you that women are better than men @ doing runs! At least, on that level what a man can do, a woman can indeed do better!

Afterall, snatches don't have meters . . .yet!

But if you're trying to hint me that you are cutting shows already, you are OYO o!

If your husband put magun on you and you go gum with your runs guy, na you sabi o!

yemivictor:

almondjoy,

I quite agree with you that women are better than men @ doing runs! At least, on that level what a man can do, a woman can indeed do better!

Afterall, snatches don't have meters . . .yet!

But if you're trying to hint me that you are cutting shows already, you are OYO o!

If your husband put magun on you and you go gum with your runs guy, na you sabi o!

yemivictor:

osisi,

The truth of the matter is you are a one-man-woman to the best of your knowledge, and as far as your myopic eyes can see!

Consider that you are married to a skillful monogamous guy who's good @ covering his tracks!

You wont know a thing and he'll keep "dipping" you with the communal sugar stick until perhaps you catch a disease or something, speaking of which, he might even blame that on you for . . . using a public toilet!

My point is, you may never know unless he slips or something!

Now just juxtapose the above scenario with that of an alhaji who is "hypothetically" faithful to his 4 yarinyas and where you can at least vouch for their high level of hygiene and tell me which is better!

Remember! It's all a hypothesis.

oyb:

@ almond,

you must understand that debosky is speaking from direct, experience . . . of bolied abunna ( which one loose pass, third wife or fourth girlfriend?)

you can be sure that he can also describe , in excruciating , first hand detail, the symptoms of any of the following:

Chancroid (Haemophilus ducreyi)
Donovanosis (Granuloma inguinale or Calymmatobacterium granulomatis)
Gonorrhea (Neisseria gonorrhoeae)
Lymphogranuloma venereum (LGV) (Chlamydia trachomatis serotypes L1, L2, L3. See Chlamydia)
Non-gonococcal urethritis (NGU) (Ureaplasma urealyticum or Mycoplasma hominis)
Staphylococcus aureus, MRSA.[4]
Syphilis (Treponema pallidum)

Jock Itch
Yeast Infection

Cytomegalovirus (CMV) through skin to skin contact, saliva, not only sexually.
Hepatitis B.
Herpes simplex
Herpes simplex virus implicated in Alzheimer's disease.[9]
Human Immunodeficiency Virus (HIV/AIDS)
Human papillomavirus (HPV)

Kaposi's sarcoma-associated herpesvirus (KSHV/HHV8)


Pubic lice, colloquially known as "crabs" (Phthirius pubis)
Scabies (Sarcoptes scabiei)

Trichomoniasis (Trichomonas vaginalis)

howvever, i'm not sure his intimate familiarity with STDs is based solely on his casual promiscuity, it may also stem from the fact that he moonlights as 'Chief doctor Debosky ' who is able to cure Staphylococuss , steph aureus, HIV I & II' , weak organ, watery sperm, menstrual pain , etcas a sideline business

+osisi:

You convent?
They'll reject you.
You'll spoil the nuns

By Yemivictor
Now just juxtapose the above scenario with that of an alhaji who is "hypothetically" faithful to his 4 yarinyas and where you can at least vouch for their high level of hygiene and tell me which is better!

hotfunmi:


The premise on this hypothesis is wrong because a polygamist has nothing in common with the word" faithful". He's unfaithful to his first wife which is the only one recognized by God, other wives are products of lust and adultery.
Anywayz, hygiene is irrelevant when the STD is being importedinto you by the Alhaji from either one of his wives{who always sleep with other men because of sexual frustration from their common husband} or his mistresses. Polygamy is the height of immorality, abuse, lust, covetousness,adultery, fornication etc.
African men really should desist from taking advantage of women emotionally, thats why we are still behind today.

Okay then! I guess i'll have to rest my case!

I'm done being an advocate for the darn polygamists jare!!

yemivictor:

Okay then! I guess i'll have to rest my case!

I'm done being an advocate for the darn polygamists jare!!

almondjoy:

Beautiful! Yes, rest that case of "burnt boli" you guys are trying to peddle here.

You're just unbelievably funny . . . you!

What of the case of "rotten tomatoes"

Shall we rest that one too!?!

hotfunmi:


The premise on this hypothesis is wrong because [b]a polygamist has nothing in common with the word" faithful". He's unfaithful to his first wife which is the only one recognized by God, other wives are products of lust and adultery. [/b]

+osisi:

Precisely!