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Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by dopeJemi: 10:07pm On Oct 13, 2012
Akpos lost his wife due to his drinking habit. One evenin he saw empty bottles on the table, he quickly smashed 3 bottles swearing, "You idiot, my wife left me because of you!"
"You are the reason I don't have kids!"
"You are the reason I don't have a job!"
He was about to smash the fourth bottle when he realized it was full of beer, so he said "Stand aside, I know you were not involved"



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Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by Nobody: 11:19pm On Oct 13, 2012
Too much of akpos joke! undecided Abeg not more funny
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by dopeJemi: 11:23pm On Oct 13, 2012
booqee: Too much of akpos joke! undecided Abeg not more funny
boobsqee

Dahz ur own oh
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by dopeJemi: 11:33pm On Oct 13, 2012
Emmm! Boobsqee

U've bin usin dat dispLay picture since God knows when

Change it nau so I can get Mur view of ur manchester cheesycheesy winkwink
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by ademiller(f): 12:12pm On Oct 19, 2012
booqee: Too much of akpos joke! undecided Abeg not more funny
even if d joke was stale, ur grammer had me laughing.
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by ademiller(f): 12:15pm On Oct 19, 2012
dopeJemi: Emmm! Boobsqee

U've bin usin dat dispLay picture since God knows when

Change it nau so I can get Mur view of ur manchester cheesycheesy winkwink
damn she had to show u her white bra.
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by dopeJemi: 4:13pm On Oct 19, 2012
ademiller: damn she had to show u her white bra.

gringringringrin

Hu told u d joke z staLe sad sad sad

Its funi jhoor
Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by Asabaman(m): 5:11pm On Oct 19, 2012
person mess dey cent am lyk perfume. angry angry angry angry

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