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JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:02pm On Oct 20, 2012
I am the head pastor, very bishop BG.
I need a catechist, choir master, choiristers, women fellowship, treasurer, men's fellowship etc.Please make your contributions now and together let grow the church. this is not a joke o ooooooo cheesy cheesy cheesy


haleluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujah!! grin grin
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 11:30pm On Oct 20, 2012
I will be the choir master..


Halleluyah
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by PoloYoung(m): 5:09am On Oct 21, 2012
Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by PoloYoung(m): 5:09am On Oct 21, 2012
Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:29am On Oct 21, 2012
Polo Young: Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL


touch not my annointed!!! angry[
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Xymc1(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012
I'll be the treasurer
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 11:27am On Oct 21, 2012
church member
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Homar(m): 1:45pm On Oct 21, 2012
Madmen
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 10:49pm On Oct 21, 2012
Homar: Madmen

You want to be a madman?
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:09am On Oct 22, 2012
larride:

You want to be a madman?



I wonder oooooooooooooooooo
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:34am On Oct 22, 2012
Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 22, 2012
engrfcuksmtin: Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Engrfuckerman as a youth coordinator??


Father forgive me for entering this thread!

*Runs out of thread with the speed of light*
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:54am On Oct 22, 2012
MOGUL.O:



Engrfuckerman as a youth coordinator??


Father forgive me for entering this thread!

*Runs out of thread with the speed of light*
Draws him with the speed of light laid hands on him to pray for him, saw a vision that. household wickedness are planning to kill him. BISHOP PLSS HELP!!!!

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Oct 22, 2012
*gives him a very heavy slap on his face and walks out majestically singing*


I am a proud nigerian.....

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2012
MOGUL.O:
*gives him a very heavy slap on his face and walks out majestically singing*


I am a proud nigerian.....

See as your voice dey crack, abeg you no fit dey my choir.

smhs angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 4:15pm On Oct 22, 2012
MOGUL.O:
*gives him a very heavy slap on his face and walks out majestically singing*


I am a proud nigerian.....
Attempt to hold him with the waist of his trouser.... oh my God he is wearing torned boxers short. He really needs deliverance.

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 4:36pm On Oct 22, 2012
engrfcuksmtin: Attempt to hold him with the waist of his trouser.... oh my God i am wearing torned boxers short. i really need deliverance.



Eyaaaaa!

Don't worry God will provide!






























Gay he goat!
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 5:39pm On Oct 22, 2012
One eyed Castrated mongrel
MOGUL.O:




Eyaaaaa!

Don't worry God will provide!






























Gay he goat!

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:50am On Oct 23, 2012
engrfcuksmtin: I AM A One eyed Castrated mongrel



Really??


Dats very good for u ooooooooooooooooooooooooo










Gay albino!

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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 23, 2012
engrfcuksmtin: Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
wetin man no go see for this church.... So old men r nw youth cordinatorz oo
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:55am On Oct 23, 2012
My friend go back to your shop at facebook vulcanizer since u dont want to be delivered. Gives him a dirty slap in the name of the lord.

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 10:41am On Oct 23, 2012
PretiEbony: wetin man no go see for this church.... So old men r nw youth cordinatorz oo



MY dear... i wonder ooooooooooooo



See his latest pic (with his wife AnnbabyHot)

Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 5:59pm On Oct 27, 2012
bin what time ur church start tomorrow
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:07pm On Oct 27, 2012
slimchi2k2: bin what time ur church start tomorrow






7 AM sharp!! come with your tithe and offering


remember coins will not be tolerated, thank you angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 6:32pm On Oct 27, 2012
ok sir
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2012
bin gbagbo:





7 AM sharp!! come with your tithe and offering

remember coins will not be tolerated, thank you angry
angry angry angry angry
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 12:15pm On Oct 28, 2012
After what happened yesterday at PROJAN'S bar cool grin cheesy I was able to make it to church. Can you imagine the system of payment of offering through the POS machine and the new ATM machine at the back of the alter heee.
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 12:49pm On Oct 28, 2012
is only me in dis church were's pastor bin
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 4:14pm On Oct 29, 2012
Halleluyah. God is good.
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:00am On Oct 31, 2012
slimchi2k2: is only me in dis church were's pastor bin



if pastor no dey, just deposit your tithe and offering and go back home lipsrsealed
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by jbblues24(m): 8:51pm On May 31, 2019
Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place. undecided

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