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JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 9:02pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
I am the head pastor, very bishop BG. I need a catechist, choir master, choiristers, women fellowship, treasurer, men's fellowship etc.Please make your contributions now and together let grow the church. this is not a joke o ooooooo haleluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuujah!! |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 11:30pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
I will be the choir master.. Halleluyah |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by PoloYoung(m): 5:09am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by PoloYoung(m): 5:09am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 8:29am On Oct 21, 2012 |
Polo Young: Larride u what to join him. He is looking for partiners to take to HELL touch not my annointed!!! [ |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Xymc1(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012 |
I'll be the treasurer |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 11:27am On Oct 21, 2012 |
church member |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Homar(m): 1:45pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Madmen |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 10:49pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
Homar: Madmen You want to be a madman? |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:09am On Oct 22, 2012 |
larride: I wonder oooooooooooooooooo |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:34am On Oct 22, 2012 |
Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:40am On Oct 22, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Engrfuckerman as a youth coordinator?? Father forgive me for entering this thread! *Runs out of thread with the speed of light* |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 8:54am On Oct 22, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:Draws him with the speed of light laid hands on him to pray for him, saw a vision that. household wickedness are planning to kill him. BISHOP PLSS HELP!!!!
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 3:28pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
*gives him a very heavy slap on his face and walks out majestically singing* I am a proud nigerian.....
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 4:05pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
MOGUL.O: See as your voice dey crack, abeg you no fit dey my choir. smhs |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 4:15pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
MOGUL.O:Attempt to hold him with the waist of his trouser.... oh my God he is wearing torned boxers short. He really needs deliverance.
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 4:36pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: Attempt to hold him with the waist of his trouser.... oh my God i am wearing torned boxers short. i really need deliverance. Eyaaaaa! Don't worry God will provide! Gay he goat! |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 5:39pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
One eyed Castrated mongrel MOGUL.O:
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 8:50am On Oct 23, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: I AM A One eyed Castrated mongrel Really?? Dats very good for u ooooooooooooooooooooooooo Gay albino! 1 Share
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 9:31am On Oct 23, 2012 |
engrfcuksmtin: Applying to be the youth coordinator. Halleluyah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wetin man no go see for this church.... So old men r nw youth cordinatorz oo |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 9:55am On Oct 23, 2012 |
My friend go back to your shop at facebook vulcanizer since u dont want to be delivered. Gives him a dirty slap in the name of the lord.
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 10:41am On Oct 23, 2012 |
PretiEbony: wetin man no go see for this church.... So old men r nw youth cordinatorz oo MY dear... i wonder ooooooooooooo See his latest pic (with his wife AnnbabyHot)
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Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 5:59pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
bin what time ur church start tomorrow |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:07pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: bin what time ur church start tomorrow 7 AM sharp!! come with your tithe and offering remember coins will not be tolerated, thank you |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 6:32pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
ok sir |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by Nobody: 10:22pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by engrfcuksmtin(m): 12:15pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
After what happened yesterday at PROJAN'S bar I was able to make it to church. Can you imagine the system of payment of offering through the POS machine and the new ATM machine at the back of the alter heee. |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by slimchi2k2(m): 12:49pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
is only me in dis church were's pastor bin |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by larride(m): 4:14pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
Halleluyah. God is good. |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by bingbagbo(m): 6:00am On Oct 31, 2012 |
slimchi2k2: is only me in dis church were's pastor bin if pastor no dey, just deposit your tithe and offering and go back home |
Re: JOKES SECTION CHURCH !!!! by jbblues24(m): 8:51pm On May 31, 2019 |
Buddy you're a young man hard man Shoutin' in the street gonna take on the world some day You got blood on yo' face You big disgrace Wavin' your banner all over the place. |
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