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| New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by holajhdeee(m): 11:59am On Oct 22, 2012 |
To Package urself no be crime.... NEW JOB TITLES: *Gardener: Landscape Executive Officer (LEO) *House Maid : House Upkeep Manager (HUM) *Receptionist : Office Access Control Manager (OACM) *Typist : Printed Document Handler (PDH) *Messenger : Business Communications Conveyor Specialist (BCCS) *Window Cleaner : Transparent Wall Technician (TWT) *Temporary Teacher : Associate Tutor (AT) *Tea Boy : Refreshment Specialist (RS) *Garbage Collector : Public Sanitation Engineer (PSE) *Watchman : Theft Prevention & Surveillance Officer (TPSO) *Thief : Wealth re-Distribution Expert (WrDE) *Driver : Automobile Propulsion Specialist (APS) *Maid : Domestic Operations Specialist (DOS) *Employee without Portfolio : Administration Manager (AM) *Cook : Gastrointestina l Nourishment Management Executive(GNMO) *Barber: Dead Scalp Cells Removal Specialist (DSCRS) Do Not Forget *Unemployed : Town Surveyor (TS) *Gossip : Research & Communications Manager (RCM). *Bad Belle pple: Research, Analysis & Criticism Specialist (RACS) *Prostitutes: Temporary Spouse Replacement & Care-Giving Executive (TSRCE) *Local Drunk: Alcohol Testing & Maintenance Executive (ATME) *Mechanic: Automotive Fault Tracing & Correction Engineer (AFTCE) *Tailor: Couture Fabrication Specialist (CFS) *Politician: Public Funds Diversion Expert (PFDE) *Yahoo boy: International Wealth re-Distribution Consultant (IWDC) *Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO) truly 9ja 72 Likes |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Obinoscopy(m): 4:33pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Bros you dey vex O. Nice one though, I however disagree with the packaging of yahoo yahoo, assasins and armed robbery. |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Afam4eva(m): 4:55pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
lol  |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by tonyx4x44(m): 4:56pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Padi you funny die... The names make sense sha |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Skywalker5(m): 4:56pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Assassin: Human Population Control Officer (HPCO) 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by semid4lyfe(m): 4:57pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Afam, you are truly ubiquitous No thread & section wey you no dey post in  1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by warrikid(m): 4:59pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Abeg how dem go take package professional winch own? 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by sweetaquifer(f): 5:01pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
unemployed......TOWN SURVEYER :ounemployed......TOWN SURVEYER, dats not fair |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Nobody: 5:01pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....lmaoooo @ the bolded. 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by SisiKill1: 5:02pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
It sounds hilarious but that is exactly what most people do. Saw this resume for a stay at home momma and she had something like this Seasoned professional experienced in working in a fast-paced environment, requiring strong interpersonal, organizational, and technical skills. Detail-oriented, highly trustworthy, ethical, and resourceful in completing projects and tasks. The point of a resume is to showcase your best assets and abilities, why would you wanna shortchange yourself with some pedestrian job title like Gardner? 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by cheddarking(m): 5:05pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Tonto Dike: Audio-Visual Weapons Expert (AVWE) 9 Likes |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Odunnu: 5:06pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Hahahahahahahahahahahahah |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Nobody: 5:07pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
seriously, are u from pluto |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by doubleportion: 5:09pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Lol! |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by PRESERVER(m): 5:12pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
nice one |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by deor03(m): 5:14pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
LWKMD !.................At last one can Open Nairaland and laugh ! |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Obinoscopy(m): 5:17pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
semid4lyfe: Afam, you are truly ubiquitous You can say that again  1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 5:19pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
GARRI SELLER=hunger extermination officer WHEELBARROW PUSHER=destination manager BUS CONDUCTOR=exiting and entering officer MUKINA =Garri must go officer 6 Likes |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by pastormustwacc: 5:20pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
I love the Town Surveyor part. . .arinka nja bata 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 5:23pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
TERRY G=free madness distributor PATIENCE JONATHAN=gbagaun lecturer DANA AIR=air coffin company 4 Likes |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by subzero2(m): 5:26pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
warrikid: Abeg how dem go take package professional winch own?Blood Carpillary Extractor (BCE) 8 Likes |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by petnkool: 5:28pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Nice one. please help me give title to the occupation of an OBA OR a ROYAL FATHER or GOD FATHER. Their job is not well defined . |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Afam4eva(m): 5:29pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
sub_zero:Na only blood dem dey suck? |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Freiburger(m): 5:35pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....lol 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by albacete(m): 5:43pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime.... (Quote) (Report) 20 Likes (Like) [size=16pt] Keep it up! [/size] 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by timbros(m): 5:47pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
lololololololololololololololololol 1 Like |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Ideevic(m): 5:49pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
This is wondafu.kee up and keep on. |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by ebamma(m): 6:00pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
Nigerian Politicians= treasury looting overseers |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by rodeo0070(m): 6:02pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....I laff sote I give Boko haram your address...100 likes for u |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by kayswag100(m): 6:17pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
so hilarious! Dis has made up my day! @least d 1st thread where dere wnt be tribalistic insults! What of Customer Care Consultants? |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Jambsupport(f): 6:19pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
briliant i lik ds post. most exp d house clearner and house gurl part lmao |
| Re: New Job Titles To Package Your Profession by Nobody: 6:24pm On Oct 22, 2012 |
holajhdeee: To Package urself no be crime....hehehehehahahuhu.... wht of gateman... |
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