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Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 8:20am On Oct 26, 2012 |
In the hospital relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure, very risky but it is the only hope. Insurance will cover the procedure, but you will have to pay for the brain yourselves." The family members sat silent as they absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone asked, "Well, how much does a brain cost" The doctor quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women, but some actually smirked. A man unable to control his curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask, "Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at the childish innocence and explained to entire group, 'It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to mark down price of female brains, because they've actually been used. ^^^^^^^^ |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by bingbagbo(m): 8:30am On Oct 26, 2012 |
JOKES PROFESSOR EMERITUSangry::MODERATOR OF MADNESS SECTIONcheesy::FOUNDER AND FIRST PRESIDENT OF PROJANundecided::JOKES PRESIDENTwink::NOW BG!! embarassed grin grin grin |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 8:49am On Oct 26, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by bingbagbo(m): 9:02am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Ryda: |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 10:30am On Oct 26, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by bingbagbo(m): 11:00am On Oct 26, 2012 |
Ryda: |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 2:23pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: who ß dis one nah...U get unresolve probLem with me ni? |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by larride(m): 6:49pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 10:04pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
Madmen!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 7:36am On Oct 27, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Madmen!!! 'Ebo' ny repeat that word again nd u will get to bLame urself for it. |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 10:52pm On Oct 27, 2012 |
Ryda:Tah! Madman |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 5:47pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
bin gbagbo: |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ruqaya(f): 7:28pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
this joke was going to be funny |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 7:56pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Tah! Madman Ebo'ny i knw u wont cease from being stupid...ur so called bF is stranded in Ð asyLum hospital they are stiL LoOkin for a cure to his ilLness u stooopid shrinking hOoorny vuLture. |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 9:52pm On Oct 29, 2012 |
Ryda:Mumu! is that all you could say??.? keep on vomiting more... BUSHPIG!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 10:38am On Oct 30, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Mumu! is that all you could say??.? ßuahahahahakikiki i can feel ur pain...Ebo'ny d great sexy vuLture so sorry i dont know it really hurts FOooOLISH TROLL!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 2:38pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Ryda:I'll rather talk to a madman than to talk to an attention seeker like you... Gosh!...You are so bored Try the next door pls |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 3:40pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I'll rather talk to a madman than to talk to an attention seeker like you... ßuahahahaha it can peel skin!! you can go taLk to ur mentalLy derail ßf..he is waiting for u in d asyLum hospitaL |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 9:34pm On Oct 30, 2012 |
Ryda:I think Your effort didn't go in vain. You really did a good job, Atlest i now knw that smbody named Ryda is in Nairaland... If you didn't try getting my attention, i think i wouldn't have known that.. Good Job Man!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 1:36pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I think Your effort didn't go in vain. Ðamn cant stOp laughing so what type of attention do u hve?... ßuahahahahahaha calling me a madman simpLy means ur ßf is a madman too. U are d mOst fOoOlish girl hve ever seen in nairaLand so cHop knuckLes!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by searay(m): 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Pls where is the joke? |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by koligs: 2:32pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Two attention seekers!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 8:02pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
searay: Pls where is the joke? þatrOnise gOogLe ßlind bat!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 8:16pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
koligs: Two attention seekers!!! okpOnu |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 9:35pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Ryda:I've got better things to do dear Go rest!!! |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by searay(m): 10:08pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Ryda:who be this one? So you've finally taken this your animalistic behaviour outside |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 10:24pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
searay: am far more better than u ustupid idiotic chanky canivorous aþe wid fLaþþy jaws. |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 10:26pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
PretiEbony: I've got better things to do dear taH!! I knw u are so jobLess nd u got nothing to do nd dnt use that as an xcuse. |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Nobody: 10:34pm On Oct 31, 2012 |
Ryda:Error in English Please somebody should help call Misscorrection |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by Ryda(m): 9:43am On Nov 01, 2012 |
PretiEbony: Error in English simpLe eNgLish u cnt comprehend wHat type of hUman are u? Hahahahaa idiOoOt with certificate. |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by larride(m): 10:06pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Re: Dedicated To Al Nairalanders ßarka Ðe Sallah Ram. by kpega(m): 11:24pm On Nov 01, 2012 |
Ryda: In the hospital relatives gathered in the waiting room, where their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm the bearer of bad news," he said as he surveyed the worried faces. |
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