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Joke Of The Week by sammy329(m): 1:52pm On Oct 29, 2012
Akpors: Girl I like your teeth!

Gal: Oh thnx *blushing*

Akpors: They remind me of a song!!

Gal: Owh really, Which song?

Akpors: Black & Yellow!!!

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Re: Joke Of The Week by sammy329(m): 10:28pm On Oct 30, 2012
;DAkpors saw a plane full of
politicians crashed near his farm.
When police came,
they asked Akpors what
happened?
Akpors: they crashed in my farm
and i burried them.
Police: are u sure that they were
all dead?
Akpors: but some of them were
saying, ''we are still alive, but i
didn't believe them one bit. YOU
KNOW POLITICIANS LIE A LOT
Re: Joke Of The Week by Nobody: 11:24pm On Oct 30, 2012
lol
Re: Joke Of The Week by sammy329(m): 1:47pm On Nov 04, 2012
- PASTOR EAZY: Do something crazy for the lord..

Akpors carried the offering basket and ran away

- TEACHER: Akpors Wat are the two things u wish for in Life?

AKPORS: a Bank that will give me a Loan & then Leave me Alone

- Doctor Osas: Do exercise daily 4 gud health?

Akpors: Sir i play football, tennis daily.

Doctor Osas: hw long do u play?

Akpors: until d battery in my mobile goes down

- Yesterday D police arrested me for tampering wit the ATM.

Kelveen: Wat did u do wrong?

Akpors: It asked me to enter the PIN and I inserted a safety pin.
Re: Joke Of The Week by sammy329(m): 1:07pm On Nov 05, 2012
Sleeping tinz

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