Its quite hilarious especially if your conversant wit Nollywood movies...so here it goes...
Nollywood questions begging 4
answers.

1- How Can A Ghost Look Left & Right B4 Crossing d
Road? Dem dey Fia Accident?
2•y does d TV go off by itself after d “breaking news?"
3•y do all native doctors paint one eye?
4•y must evry advert Start wit a loud scream?
5•y must evry juju part b represented by lightening n thunder under d bright
sunlight?
6•Why do Nigeria movies always havpart one 2 part 5?
7•How can Segun Arinze B
Ramsey Noah’s Dad….Any
Resemblance?
8•y Will A blind Moda say? ”I’m happy 2 see u my son!”
9•Why is Jim Iyke always coming back from US n speaking wit a
fake British accent?
10•When will Pastor Ajidara stop being a fake pastor?
11•Why is it dat d characters die or run mad immediately after dia confessions?
12•Which evil woman washed pant inside soup dat Tony Umez ate n bcame d god of nollywood imbeciles?
13•Epic Village Movie Set in †he 90′s0still finds Mercy Johnson wit Brazilian Hair, How come? 14•How can 2 billion naira fit
into a small Ghana must go bag?
15•Must all hired assassins b found in uncompleted or abandoned buildings ?
Na dem papa house ?
16•y must a film hav Part 1,2, 3, Return of D Film 1,2 n 3,n d Same Film ‘Reloaded’ 1,2 n 3? Y?
17•Will a Yoruba Movie eva b complete witout a visit 2 d ‘BABALAWO?'
18•STUDY: 9 out of 10 times, Olu Jacobs dies of heart attack in NOLLYWOOD movies,Y?
19•”15yrs ago”n Ini Edo calls her
Boyfriend wit a Bold5. How is dis
possible?
20•y will parents call dia child 3
times n ask him/her how many time did I call u? Dem no sabi count?
21•Wen poor ppl com 2 Lagos 2
struggle dey always make it, if na so y poor ppl still dey lagos?
22•y is it dat ogogo is always inocent but must b a victim of circumstances? 23•Who is translatin yoruba films
witout studyin English e.g my wife is a pregnancy N she go borned d pikin soonest recova!

Nollywood I hail o. Lol...

We need to wake up!

i don laugh tire. but you didnt lie sha.