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Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Ehido(m): 8:17am On Feb 22, 2008
Hey,

All you have to do is just mix Igbo (cannabis or indian hemp) with your food then come back and tell us how u feel.
I bet you will recommend it to your friends it is very effective.
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Elgaxton(m): 9:38am On Feb 22, 2008
Abi ooo. What frustrates me more is when you don't see your size in the market. I shop in the teenage section and I'm not even a teenager. [b]I just want curves not fat ooo [/b]Cheesy

@Stillwater


LMAO

There's this string -like- bead stuff caled JIGIDA.

Tie am for ya waist for some weeks the Curves go appear sharply

so far flesh dey the body the thin wan compress. cheesy
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 11:03am On Feb 22, 2008
@Stillwater

Exactly o.
Age 12-13, lol
i sometimes wear that size.

@Tkb
i dont know what you mean

@Na2Day
ok o!
send me ticket money
i will reach yankee sharp sharp! cheesy


Today that i just went for class
i was in pants and a nice lbaby sleeved top

A friend was like, You are thin when will you start adding flesh

i said, You talk like theres a place they buy flesh!
if you know the place, tell me o!

But im gona start by taking eggs and milk alot
that cant be too bad undecided
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by funkybaby(f): 12:43pm On Feb 22, 2008
@gamine

drink lots of thick cocoa ( i recommend Nestle's Milo) with loads of milk. Take it about four times a day or more. Hot or Cold, the choice is yours. Trust me, you will definitely add extra kilos. Do this for about two months and you will notice remarkable difference.

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Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 1:43pm On Feb 22, 2008
FunkyBABY i take it you have tried this method
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Pitokwe(m): 2:25pm On Feb 22, 2008
HI, is it your picture i am seein on ur profile? Eat Eba always and sleep regularly
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2008
Eat eba??

i reli cant sleep regularly undecided
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by madeonline(m): 5:13pm On Feb 22, 2008
Eat, sleep and rest (siesta) regularly and you would get fat. Am "slightly thin" and each time I descipline myself to follow this routine I add some weight.
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by lukmond: 5:26pm On Feb 22, 2008
how come nobody is really saying anything about this gamine's picture.
i magine that face on a fat body!!!!!!hha na wa for una sef.
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 6:02pm On Feb 22, 2008
Lol


wetin concern my picture with My size

pls oo!

@Made
thanks, i guess i hav to relli do smthing abt d sleeping part
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 6:05pm On Feb 22, 2008
get a vulcanizer grin grin grin
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by funkybaby(f): 7:21pm On Feb 22, 2008
@gamine

oh yes. i have tried it. infact, it 'over-worked' for me. Sometimes, i break into the cup of thick cocoa- chocolate biscuits. Believe me, it is filling and also fattening.
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 8:16pm On Feb 22, 2008
Funky

omo i gbadun u o!

Thanks alot!

i will take it in moderation sha wink cheesy
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 8:21pm On Feb 22, 2008
now am talkin to u try livin on cheese, milk, butter, margarine, whale's blubber, groudnut take dis moderately cos of pimples , pizza, chicken, den for enhancement of d tummy try gulder
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by darkey(m): 10:05pm On Feb 22, 2008
@ gamine
do u think the same advice will work for me grin considering the fact that my case might b close to that of jughead grin
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 10:10pm On Feb 22, 2008
Heh eh ehe

You can try na
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by darkey(m): 10:22pm On Feb 22, 2008
though pple said dat when i 'settle'( get married) down, i will add weight. i want to claim ignorance. what will i benefit from marriage that will make me fat
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 11:30pm On Feb 22, 2008
Home cookin na grin

Use your imagination!
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by pahtahkee: 1:48am On Feb 23, 2008
Trouble dey lie fallow, you trying to put it on lipsrsealed
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by WesleyanA(f): 6:44am On Feb 23, 2008
find an 'all you can eat' buffet and go there 3 times a day, everyday.
exercise less and eat sweet foods and candy right before you go to bed everyday.
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 3:12pm On Feb 23, 2008
It's very simple, GET PREGNANT. wink
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by Gamine(f): 3:33pm On Feb 23, 2008
@Wes
i dont exercise
i eat sweets n candy before i go to bed undecided
the buffet thingy/ wont work in my school

@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby undecided
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by ronkybaby(f): 3:43pm On Feb 23, 2008
cool, im not d only one then! grin grin grin
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by remyjims(m): 6:49pm On Feb 23, 2008
You can try these
Increase your ration
Drink milk or juice at meal time
Relax more
It works. You should see change within 3 months, if not them you are probably programmed to be slim, guess it's healthy to stay slim!!
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by ThugLife1(m): 11:56pm On Feb 23, 2008
Drink Milk and ice cream everyday
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by na2day2(m): 7:52am On Feb 24, 2008
donate the baby and then get pregnant again grin grin grin grin

Gamine:



@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby undecided
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by holythug(m): 5:48pm On Feb 25, 2008
lol grin
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by querida(f): 11:39am On Feb 26, 2008
i think i av d same problem iv tried to eat things with alot of fat but instead i get pimples on my face which is worst
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 2:17pm On Feb 26, 2008
Gamine:

@Emiemi
i ask again, what do i do with the baby undecided
What sort of question is that? U can drop the baby at the orphange if u are not ready to keep it, but then u would have achieved your objective: GETTING BOODILICIOUS kiss kiss
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by emiemi(f): 3:23pm On Feb 26, 2008
emiemi:

What sort of question is that? You can drop the baby at the orphange if u are not ready to keep it, but then u would have achieved your objective: GETTING BOODILICIOUS kiss kiss
On a more serious note, you might not be able to get fat if you are still a student (we weren't well informed of what u do) considering the kind of stress u are daily subjected to. I remember I had this ''kanga'' on my neck back then in sch. but now everywhere is covered up with flesh. So my dear don't stress yourself, when your body senses less stress for itself, it will adjust accordingly and you will be the happier. cheers wink wink
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by choco4life(m): 5:15pm On Feb 26, 2008
What an irony, when people would do anything to shed just 5 pounds. i think ushud rethink ur decision
Re: Operation: I Must Get Fat! by babylar: 7:14pm On Feb 26, 2008
@Gamine, different strokes for different folks. i'm not exactly on the fat side but wish i were a very slim person. please appreciate what you have, being slim has more advantages cool

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